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THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I'VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS
AGAINST HUMANITY
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    • Really? I got "What do white people like?" And my card was "The Three-Fifths compromise"
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    • Must not be good at cards against humanity
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    • God i only do reaction images but this caption needs to go
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    • Idk “The 3/4ths compromise is a slippery slope that lead to diversity” is pretty good too
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    • I fucking hate Tumblr with everything I have sometimes man
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    • I hate it when posts like this scream something in all caps like it makes it more funny, no it's dumb.
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    • IM LITERALLY LAUGHING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING AND BLEEDING OUT MY ASS RN 😂😂😂😂😂
      PhatGunt 30 jun
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    • Its never that serious
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    • Oh boy here we go... HOLY SHIT 😹😹😹😹😼😹😹😹😻😹😹 IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😝😛😂😅😅😂 IM PISSING!!!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪😚🤩🤩🤩😍🥰😝😝 FUCKKKKKKKKKK 🤯🤯🤯🥳🥳🥳😋😛😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • ANY ONE ELSE FEEL ANNOYED WHEN EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS?!?!?!
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    • I got one in a knock off deck that was “it’s not incest it’s...” and I chose “Caligula’s life” I lost because the people didn’t know who Caligula was but I thought it was a gem
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    • for those of you who aren’t aware, “pretend you’re xyzzy” is just online cards against humanity with no online chat bc someone made a bomb threat through it
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    • Calm down tumblrtard
      Manii 30 jun
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    • Mine was 50% of all marriages end in some God damn peace and quiet
      egch 30 jun
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    • Oh yeah? I put down "Being black" for "_____ is a slippery slope that leads to child support payments"
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    • I had "When did you first lose your virginity?" And I used "Make a Wish Foundation." Lol
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    • Ngl it was pretty funny till I saw that reaction
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    • My best answer was, Q “I can’t stop thinking about ____ after visiting your grave” A “jerking off with your severed hand”
      TGbrony 30 jun
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING
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    • THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT COULD BE PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY...OMG ITS SO QUIRKY
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    • *likes* sees caption *removes like*
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    • I remember we had one 2 slot one along the line of "I'm going to make a statue of -the Antichrist- from -dead babies-"
      SameMZ 30 jun
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    • Airplane facts is a useless account that doesn't even serve its purpose he's just a clout seeking dumbass
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    • Mine was something along the lines of "A new reality show let's see if *China* can resist *Many Bats*" And we all couldn't breathe for atleast a minute
      DRHAWK 30 jun
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    • "Harry Potter and the chamber of the Jews" was mine
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    • If you say so bro. You do you
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    • "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum "
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    • Cards against humanity isn’t funny unless you are playing, it’s hella cringe when people show you screenshots of their answers or mock games.
      thejrg4 30 jun
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    • It was funny, until you ruined it with ur unoriginal, overdramtic comment. And no, the irony is not lost on me.
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    • The funniest one I ever played was when my friend read, "Life for American Indians was forever changed when white man introduced them to..." and my card was, "Some god damn peace and quiet"
      YaBoiRob 30 jun
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    • I was playing a round of cards against humanity and the black card was "heres the church, heres the steeple open the doors" and someone played the "pacman guzzling buckets of c*m" card.
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    • I fucking hate this game, because I'll play cards that make sense and someone else plays "tentacle porn" and wins.
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    • One time my friend complained that he didn’t have any object cards so I gave him my “women of color” card
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    • All caps isn’t funny, tumblrtard.
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    • I was playing apples to apples with some people and the green card was explosive, I played John F Kennedy
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    • I didnt laugh but im also sad as fuck rn so im sry i didn't get to fully appreciate your meme for what it is.
      Vitoguy 30 jun
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    • Bestiality is the best reality
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    • No...no it’s not.
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    • Ha. Ha. 😐
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    • I got the one about James and his attic, thanks to a blank card I won with Anne Frank
      Harden212 30 jun
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    • I had a card “Help! My son is ____” and I got Batman
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    • WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
      hunterw9 30 jun
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    • Almost got a nose exhale. Almost.
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    • I quit playing Cards against humanity when my friend group started thinking the most outrageous card was funny, like yeah whatever it’s just a card game but I’d be saving a good card for something special and then play it perfectly and a dude gets the win cause he played the Kennedy assassination
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    • The best ive ever played was "As the mother of five rambunctios boys, im no stranger to 'getting cummed on'"
      Gloomery 30 jun
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    • drippin 30 jun
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    • I once played "it's not bestiality its degernio" infront of like 5 furries
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    • _________. A girls best friend. + ghengis khan was one of my best imo
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    • My favorite was i was promised the American dream but all i got was the trail of tears.
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    • "what did the us airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?" Submitted answers that round: "Dead parents", "explosions", "a cooler full of organs", and something else that wasn't quite as funny
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
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    • Cards against humanity is overrated. Things like some jackbox games give you room to make the funny jokes but with Cards you're just seeing a funny joke and then sharing it. Its rare to have a legitimately creative combination
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    • I wish I had friends I’m close enough with to play cards against humanity
      mela 30 jun
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    • Black card: _________:kid tested, mother approved. My white card: Coathanger abortions
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    • OH MY GOD WE COULDN'T TELL BY THE WAY YOU ARE USING CAPS AND RUINING THE POST, THANKS JESSICA!
      Forever 30 jun
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    • I had “___+___=profit” and I put Mexicans and agriculture
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    • My best: "what ruined your last relationship? ____"
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    • I’m not even mad. I’m too busy wondering what the theme is for that expansion pack.
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    • #1 turn your fucking caps off #2 those are from the same set and were actually designed to pair together so it's not a coincidence and makes it nowhere near funny enough to justify your freakout or a feature.
      Gardeeboo 30 jun
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    • What the hell is a xyzzy?
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    • Mine was how did Dark mysterious forces lead to racism
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    • "What did Vin Deisel eat for breakfast?" "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole."
      dontcarea 30 jun
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    • "This year for lent, I gave up..." "God"
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    • Why are you screaming
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    • Yeah, but it's not "Daniel Radcliffe's Delicious Asshole" or "Snorting Cocaine off a Clown's Boner"
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    • If you saw my ex you would definitely opt for bestiality.
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    • Chikorita 30 jun
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    • Dude that wouldn’t even win the round
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    • Digiorno
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    • Mine was: “Life for American Indians was forever changed when the WhiteMan introduced them to - Finally finishing off the Indians”
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    • Its digiorno
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    • I played this game with some friends once, this one guy got mad that he wasn't winning because he kept using aids or some shit as the punchline and it was either extremely predictable or it just didn't fit and wasn't that funny, we were playing online and it was my turn to judge and he reset the (1)
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    • You didn’t play it, the person you stole it from played it
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    • Tumblr moment.
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    • One time I got "As a mother of five I have lots of experience in drowning children in the bathtub"
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    • I had one that said what is the only thing going through George bushes brain right now and I said Kamikaze pilots
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    • I got something along the lines of “what ruined the middle school field trip” and the response card as “an AR 15 rifle”
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    • Just because they make sense doesn’t mean they’ll win, and that’s a fact
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    • Not that funny
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    • I once had "It's a trap!" And played the card "Auschwitz"
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING
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    • Beastiality isn't okay. Furries don't make that shit cute neither. U some dirty motherfuckers. Wonder why we got diseases like corona and aids and shit. Stop fucking and eating animals u ain't supposed to. I wish survival of the fittest would let y'all just die off instead of contaminating the rest
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    • My brother had one once that went: "Coming to Broadway this season, ______ the musical."
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