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    • oh man, I went to a friend's house to watch the newest season of a show we both like, and her cat came and sat right by me and she said her cat never does that I was on top of the fucking world fr
      BackPain 21 jan
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      • I just assume is because the dog doesn’t see you ass much as it sees the owner so your more interested
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        • my dog does that with my boyfriend and im like bitch he mine and your mine you aint eachothers
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          • My friend's dog is a giant ass Pitbull named Lexi and when I first met her, she jumped up, licked and climbed all over me, and then sat on my knee like she was small and it hurt but I loved her so FUCKING MUCH
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            • You just had a cookie in your pants stfu
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              • Having a really friendly dog and saying “wow he never does that” when he goes up to someone so they feel special>>>
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                    LewdThing 21 jan
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                    • If the dog chooses you then it's yours now
                      youthful 21 jan
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                        • Dogs always like me because I don’t have dogs myself, so any time I’m near a dog I give it all of my attention
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                          • Unless the owner is a piece of shit, they wouldn't choose you over them. You're just someone they don't see very often so they're excited/interested.
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                            • My gfs dog is a chow pitt mix. Big muscled up mother fucker who hates men with a passion (hes a rescue dog) and hes hated every boyfriend shes had. Like tries to eat them. Until i come along and now he always wants to sit in my lap. Not sure if he thinks im a woman or if he just trusts me.
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                              • I tell people my cat is very antisocial, when in reality she's a lovey angel, so that they feel honored when the cat purrs and lets them pet her.
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                                • Patrick: I thought what we had was special!!!
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                                  • I’ve experienced that a few times. They seem to get mad at me, but I don’t really care. It makes me feel special. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, I enjoy it. With the neighbor’s cat, he’ll snuggle up on my chest and when she comes home from vacation, he won’t leave me to go say hi.
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                                    • Actually, my dog only wants to hang out with the newest person in the room, so if I’m sitting with her for 30 minutes and you walked in, she’d go crazy, but she wouldn’t care about me. But it’d be the same if someone else sat with her for 30 minutes and I walked in. She only really likes my mom so..
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                                      • And then they try their hardest to make the dog think youre a bad person. Like fuck off
                                        clack 21 jan
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                                        • I went hiking at a place out in Nashville over the summer. A woman was letting her dog walk unleashed through the trails despite the leash laws. We passed them going the other way and the dog decided to turn around and follow us, leaving her behind, ignoring all her calls.
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                                          • Gary! I thought what we had was special!
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                                            • My dog just likes to play with new people
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                                              • I see there's no TC...lemme just...
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                                                • I'm legit the animal whisperer man, it doesn't matter the animal they have, they cling to me even If they hate other people, its great
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                                                  • I like him too but nobody ever makes a meme about me...
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                                                    • I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAALLLLL
                                                      jtalker2 21 jan
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                                                        • Ohhh I get it because apparently making realizations about previous posts is funny now
                                                          epicgirl8 21 jan
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                                                          • You ever been in a situation where someone else thinks your dog has chosen them over you. But you know your dog and you know that's not the scenario so they are all living it up in your face and you're just like "oh honey...honey no...no that's not....no"
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                                                            • iTs HarD tO STaY huMbLe
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                                                              • I apparently have a thing with temperamental animals You know some dogs and cats just don’t like people. But I always have one “oh Abby doesn’t like anyone except me” and I’ll just dead ass walk up and grab the cat and hold it like a baby and it just purrs and loves me back unlike my dad and mom
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                                                                • ifunny just gave me juul ad
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                                                                  • Or cat
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                                                                    • Tc is gay
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                                                                      • When you go to a friends house and make friends with his pet and he says that he never does this
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                                                                          • Rinogoose 21 jan
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                                                                            • Or when you meet someone’s dog and they get so excited and happy and the owner says how they never get that happy for strangers 😍🥰
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                                                                              • it's just bc you're new you stupid bitch
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                                                                                • My friend's dog just wants to rip off my fucking arms.
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                                                                                  • my dog fucking loves me and nobody can ever tell me otherwise
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                                                                                      • i swear my dog has adhd, and he loves people. when friends come over and we’re all sitting on the floor he’ll bounce from lap to lap, all except mine, until he gets sleepy, then it’s my lap he wants
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                                                                                        • Oh I get it because “diarrhea” kind of sounds like “diary”
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                                                                                          • Or their cat, for that matter. I was at my best friend's house, and we were sitting together watching The Magicians on my phone. And her cat hopped up and decided to sit in my lap. She picked him up and set him in her lap. He got up and moved back to mine.
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                                                                                              • When the dog sits next to you while the owner cries in sadness
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                                                                                                    Bruders 21 jan
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                                                                                                    • Is it just me or if I just say "Top Comment" will I get top comment?
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                                                                                                      • what is “tc”
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                                                                                                        • Put peanut butter on your balls
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                                                                                                          • The dog doesn’t choose them. It is excited to meet another person, but it will ultimately stick with its pack
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                                                                                                            • Well maybe you just have a cookie in your pocket; don’t get too cocky, pal.
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                                                                                                              • They're only doing that because you're a new scent and they're curious
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                                                                                                                • Oh I get it because the dog slept in the bed
                                                                                                                  BatSlav 21 jan
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                                                                                                                  • GARY! COME BACK, GARY!
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                                                                                                                      • Bitch, be humble. Sit down. *dog sits* OH WHOS A GOOD GIRL
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                                                                                                                        • My dog is so unloyal, I could give him to a whole new family in Wisconsin and as long as he’s taken care of he won’t give 2 shits about what happened to me😂😂😭
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                                                                                                                          • Now if only a girl would choose me
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                                                                                                                            • Take my top comment virginity
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                                                                                                                                  • He's not wrong
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                                                                                                                                    • What's a tc?
                                                                                                                                      DuckNigga 21 jan
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                                                                                                                                        • The dog probably senses how depressed you are
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                                                                                                                                            • Ain't nothing like a heart break
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                                                                                                                                              • Big dog facts
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                                                                                                                                                • Its like the top gear commercial with the but I like this better meme: "This alpha is awesome, but this alpha is brilliant!" Lol
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                                                                                                                                                  • My dogs hate new people that come in the house so we force them to be held by the person so they see they’re not a threat then they would be all sweet to them
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                                                                                                                                                    • You’re the one everyone else hates but you have to love that about yourself
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                                                                                                                                                      • My fiance got us a puppy before I was able to live there so I only got to see it every once in a while, but every time I did I chose me. Now that we live together, he spends all the time he can with me. His name is Buckshot but we call him Bucky. If anyone asks I'll be more than happy to post him.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Dogs only go to new people cause their curious.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Tc is impossible to get
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                                                                                                                                                                • Sub for tits
                                                                                                                                                                  LewdThing 21 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Bruh moment
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                                                                                                                                                                      • My dog literally says hello to everyone, shut your arrogant ass up.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I don’t know how anyone could like cats or dogs? It’s just a dumb animal in your house you pay for food for.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Fuck small dogs
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Tuff
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Every dog does that with me
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Ha. My wife gets lowkey depressed when our dog runs to me first all the time. Maybe spend more time with him, woman!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Gimme tc I j turned 18 bitches
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dogs are very dumb creatures but apparently are good eating
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Amazing hot Videogame asses cosplay
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • It means that the person is a bad dog owner
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • MY NAME IS DYLAN
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • My friends German Shepard is terrified of me and i don’t know why
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dogs are dumb animals
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Fucking whore dogs
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • My own dog doesn’t chose me over someone else
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • My dog will run to anyone's lap just to bark at them up close for being on his couch
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