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    • I’d just sharpen the other one...but I know that’s not the point here smh
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    • A point could be made to be the one on the left. Always keeping yourself sharp
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    • Do you.. not know how pencil sharpeners work??? They shave away the surrounding tip of the pencil so besides sharpening it, the marks are gone... Guess you're the pencil on the right.
      YAMEROOO 27 oct
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    • A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested...
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    • This is such bs, I don’t do anything recently, I sit on my computer all night and sleep all day, and I definitely don’t “look sharp”
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    • Then clean yourself the fuck up. Dirty lazy ass.
      saytin 30 oct
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    • Damn pencil I see your point. U write
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    • Ships are safest in harbor but that's not what they're for.
      Rando1ph 29 oct
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    • Yall look into metaphors too much, just get up off your ass and do the work. Next.
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    • *pointless joke*
      retch 29 oct
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    • Billionaires on the left, working class on the right.
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    • Spoken like a trade school highschool dropout
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    • There's something to be said about self maintenance.
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    • U can be dull and basic yet reliable like the right. Or u can keep ur mind sharp by constantly challenging yourself so that you are the most pristine and punctuated version of yourself. Be the left pencil y’all
      Favray 30 oct
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    • I could say that it takes work to become sharp. If you don’t take care of yourself then stay dull.
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    • Call me dense but i have no idea what point is trying to be made
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    • Dumbass analogy
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    • This doesn’t make sense metaphorically though. You usually become sharper FROM experience
      Urbanxx 30 oct
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    • Then how come I dont do shit and still look like some
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    • A knight in shining armor has never had his armor tested
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    • Me during my days off vs me on my 60 hours a week at the hospital during covid
      RiotGames 29 oct
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    • The one on the rights been freeloading at the bottom of your bag
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    • Military motto
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    • Mechanical pencil gang wya
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    • Nah my homie on the left just knows how to clean up real nice
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    • Tf does this even mean
      WrathCock 29 oct
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    • This sounds like something a dull person would say
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    • Always keeping yourself sharp shows you care about the quality of your work
      blankvoid 28 oct
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    • One of those sayings that sounds cool, especially with a nice picture of pencils next to it, but is actually ridiculously stupid.
      axs77 28 oct
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    • Well the only reason the left one is sharp is cause it’s worked so much that it needs to be sharpened
      HkayakH 28 oct
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    • Yea, like meth
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    • When I was in elementary school I would sharpen my pencil every 5 minutes, because I didn't like a dull pencil.
      Unsight3 28 oct
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    • Remember boys, being sharp makes you snap easier lol
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    • “Heh I look like a peice of shit because I’m the fucking best at what I do. I don’t need to look good. Even though I stink and lack hygiene it’s fine. Fuck them liberals”
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    • I don't do shit and I still look like the one on the right
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    • “I’m 14 and that’s deep”
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    • This says a lot about society
      Numbuh_2 30 oct
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    • Or when you sharpen your tip
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    • No combat ready unit will ever pass inspection
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    • Dull af but think you're the shit.
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    • That’s a sexy looking pencil.
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    • Or...you know, one just is a lot better at taking care of itself
      gifmun 30 oct
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    • Ticonderoga gang wya
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    • Alternatively, if you finish the same job with less work, you'll stay sharp
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    • Man who ever sharpened the right pencil really used the fuck out of it
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    • I remember when people used to keep the same pencil all year and have it literally sharp to the earaser
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    • I can imagine the horrendous sound of that dull pencil.
      o3ob 30 oct
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    • Truth
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    • The one on the right writes smoother though
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    • Every girl w their nails done.
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    • Or easy to become dull when you do too much
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    • It's easy to look sharp when you do shit. You got more money to look better. Not every job requires greasy hands
      Jozi_ 29 oct
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    • I’d argue that it more difficult to do shit with the pencil on the right
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    • I do a lot of shit, and I don't know how to dress properly to look sharp. So for me I'm the dull pencil that does work, but I don't get sharpened, so I always look like shit
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    • The one on the right still writes well
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    • The pencil on the right is a hard worker and will complete anything
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    • Everyone knows the right pencil slaps when you gotta write
      C4N4D14N 29 oct
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    • And it’s Easy to look like shit, even when you don’t do anything
      G3MINI 29 oct
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    • Then eventually sharpen it and it dies quicker
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    • Sure let me just go to this nice fancy restaurant in shit stained dirty overalls and a confederate flag cap on.
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    • You can look sharp and work hard.. Duh fuck?
      EEbiceps 29 oct
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    • All my fuckin managers are on the left
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    • Cope
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    • Facts. I work on cars and I never get to look pretty anymore I work 6 days a week. And my body just needs to relax on that day
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    • That’s what happens when your wood gets old boys.
      pandy 29 oct
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    • The one on the right looks like it went up the poot shoot. Sharp pencils just ain't cut out for dirty jobs...
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    • Fucking military uniforms at my unit. The people who do their job get covered in grease and gets holes in it
      beeefybee 29 oct
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    • Man, that single letter you get to write with a freshly sharpened pencil is the most beautiful thing of that paper.
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    • If you look closely at each pencil, you'll see this picture is implying dark skinned people do lots of labor jobs.
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    • Now show how both are almost to the eraser
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    • Am I the only one who preferred a slightly dull pencil
      juliov318 28 oct
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    • “ a knight in shining armor has never had his mettle tested “
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    • After your done with shit and dont take care of yourself thats on you.
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    • Don't let people who make their life sound good make you feel like a failure. I have a family member who always talks like he's on the verge of making millions but has either needed help with rent or lived with his parents for almost 10 years. Has a college degree too...
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    • I'm deep and this is 14
      Ascended_ 28 oct
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    • How long are the pencils tho
      Saktastic 28 oct
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    • It’s easy to have a big cock when you don’t sharpen it
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    • So......women?
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    • The right write better anyway
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    • It's like doing a bunch of dirty work and taking a shower only for people to tell you you didn't work.
      marfman 28 oct
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    • ...youre telling me the weathered one does more?
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    • Sounds like something an ugly mf would say. Yes people shouldn’t judge so harshly but you should make time to take care of yourself no matter how much you work, you’ll thank yourself later
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    • I don't do shit but still don't look sharp.
      Ki11face 28 oct
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    • good thing I don’t do shit or look good
      Lendir 28 oct
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    • Niggas be dull as fuck after one algebra lesson. Shut the fuck up. Sharp pencils are only sharp because they get used. Your analogies are terrible
      NlGGAH 28 oct
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    • Executives
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    • Yeah but blunt tips don’t do much either so
      Proc 28 oct
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    • I look like shit because ive been through shit. My face might be kinda cute, but honestly..my soul dead. Fuck off.
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    • The sharpest one often breaks the easiest.
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    • I actually get this, it's easy to look good when you dont do shit, people bust their asses everywhere and been through a lot so they're weathered, of you ain't doin shit than yeah
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    • Or the did all the shit and got enough time to do self care
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    • Actually it really isn't, good looking clothes are expensive
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    • Jokes on you the left is just about down to the eraser the right is fairly new
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    • Another point could be made about maintaining oneself vs whrn you let yourself go
      sneerber 28 oct
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    • Every nco in the army ever
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    • Or you keep trying to do well and keep sharpening yourself, wearing down faster
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