• It's been an awful, terrible, no good week.
But listening to my teenage daughter convince my youngest child last night that J.R.R. Tolkien's real name was
Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien' was absolutely priceless.
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    • J.R.R. Dimmadome
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    • John Ronald Reuel Tolkien For those wondering
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    • She was just Jolkien around
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    • Youre telling me its not john ron ron tolkien???
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    • Is that not right?
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    • Gartin Rartin Rartin Martin.
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    • "Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien" is the thing they say at the beginning of Rock of Ages by Def Leppard
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    • Tolkien, GOAT
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    • So there are other people who think that?
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    • Seeing as the USA is the only country in existence that came into being by way of armed revolution I'd say us.
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    • This is false actually, His real name was Edward Smalls, son of Henry Hughes
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    • How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking! JK Rowling
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    • Her week was bad because she had to wear a mask while going inside of the Starbucks to complain about her order
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    • Terrible horrible no good very bad week
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    • Wow this is terribly boring
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    • How come the moment I rewatch the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and order the books, I'm seeing Tolkien related memes and I'm hearing people in videos reference LOTR when I KNOW they dont typically do that?
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    • One time I convinced my ex that Viggo Mortensen was the Mayor of Indiana
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    • There are bad days even in Australia
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    • Who is this person?
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    • Every parent post that seems like its supposed to highlight the great things about having kids makes me want to do it even less.
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    • Its not...?
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    • Teen girls don’t know who he is tho
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    • Shit that never happened for 1000 please Alex
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    • TolkEEEN
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    • JRR loved the smell of pussy and balls
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    • I'm 17 and i would be believed someone if they told me that purely cause I don't give enough fucks to find out myself
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    • alexander was a little fuckjng bitch
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    • Jowling Kowling Rowling
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    • That just means you have two retards as kids
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    • Why decide to crop out the name of who posted it but leave the timestamp
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    • Good ol' Hovecraft Povecraft Lovecraft
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    • wait so you’re telling me it’s actually not jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien?
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    • Haha little kids are stupid
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    • when i was younger i fucked up the way my brother says deodorant by making him say "da-road-ent" and now every time i say it he instinctively says it too
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    • Sounds like a Japanese naming an American character in anime
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    • Shoutout to those who heard this joke from Dimension 20’s adventuring party first
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    • Just like Jowling Kowling Rowling
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