• It's always the ones you least expect Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel Man with machete tattoo on face accused of
machete attack bit.ly/3e94mQe
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    • That tattoo looks like shit. Who did it for him? A spastic kindergartener with no limbs?
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    • Florida....man? Have you returned?
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    • Issa knife
      Khazmo 20 jun
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    • The real crime is having that ugly ass tattoo. Whoever gave him that tatt should also be charged.
      Skrunky 20 jun
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    • He seemed like such a knife guy
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    • Thought he had a sperm whale tattooed on his face lmao
      Octopuppy 20 jun
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    • I dont get it
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    • He'd be really hot if he didn't have a fucking face tat
      thelonz 20 jun
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    • If you didn't tell me that was a machete I'd never know
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    • He’s guilty. I can see it in his face.
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    • Fucking Florida..... 👍🏼
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    • False accusations are stupid, especially false r*pe/sexual assault accusations; once those are made against you say goodbye to your normal life.
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    • Dont let him watch frozen 2
      McL0v1n 20 jun
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    • But did he actually do it? I mean, just because you have a skull tattoo doesn't mean you own a skull
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    • If that’s a machete than my dick is big
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    • No way he wouldn’t do something like that I’ve known him for two weeks
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    • He’s not from Florida he’s from Orlando you idiots
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    • I wouldn't be surprised if the tattoo artist was the one attacked
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    • Issa dick.
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    • That looks like a knife to me
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    • Wildcard, bitches!
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    • florida man
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    • Mirc 20 jun
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    • I just got my wisdom teeth out boyos. I’m feeling loopy
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    • SonicREAL 20 jun
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    • This could go one of two ways. The guy attacked someone with a machete and they got the right guy. Or they pulled a guy off the street who has a machete tattoo.
      Lovecraft 20 jun
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    • Guys he didn’t do it
      Lick 20 jun
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    • I bet he did it
      kamsayn 23 jun
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    • Eyebrows thicker than a cuban cigar
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    • He was nice guy. Never saw it coming. Honor student.
      bullet757 22 jun
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    • Total Florida move lol
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    • Im not a Macheteologist or anything, but That looks like an awfully chunky machete
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    • Hi my name is Hugh and I can only cum to anime girls
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    • To be fair that's not machete...
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    • I don’t wanna know what he covered up to think a machete was the better option.
      broush 20 jun
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    • damn, who'd have guessed?
      Kasagure 20 jun
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    • If someone has a machete on their face do you reckon they'd be more or less likely to attack someone with a machete?
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    • Orlando niggas active
      ftbt 20 jun
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    • I was the 1000th like exactly I feel so accomplished
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    • He din do nuthin
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    • I get it
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    • A gentleman's weaponn
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    • Danny Trejo?
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    • How early am i
      bleisse 20 jun
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    • Anybody else hear this story from woody and wilcox first
      bouncy9 20 jun
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    • Yo someone explain to me why my body odor smells like weed. I’ve never smoked or done anything, and I don’t plan on it any time soon either
      L0rdHer0 20 jun
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    • Ain't that a cutlass
      brinf 20 jun
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    • FREE MY FELLOW BLACK FRIEND HE HAS HASNT COMMITED A CRIME 🔪
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    • B E A N
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    • I put ice in my milk
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    • And he wasn’t murdered by cops yet? Wonder why
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    • We DoNt NeEd PoLiCe
      37222 20 jun
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    • I fucked ya mum
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    • He lives by the machete
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    • Damn
      NiceCube 23 jun
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    • *in court* It’s not a tattoo, your honor, it’s a permanent black eye
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    • Why did I read that as mustache twice am I have a stroke?
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    • Machette mike is at it again
      Biznuttz 23 jun
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    • Machette K.ills pt 3
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    • If his machete looked like his tattoo it wouldn’t even be able to cut butter
      rawr7 23 jun
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    • Dude looks like he's gonna cry
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    • Let me guess... Florida?
      S0Iit 23 jun
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    • Looks like a Blade of Chaos
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    • People get tattoos like this and wonder why they can’t get a job
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    • Idk man, I think he’s innocent
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    • White people are evil the devil I tell you!!
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    • Must've been murdering the guy who gave him that ugly shit on his face
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    • Detective: “Did he have any distinctive scars or tattoos?”
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    • Live by the tat, die by the tat
      IRunShit 22 jun
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    • That's a machete ? Lololololol
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    • Ms13?
      drte 22 jun
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    • Good looking man though, bushy brows especially get me. I don't mean crazy brows just thicc like that
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    • Someone put that meme with the guy trying to rob the store with a machete and the cashier laughing at him
      Wronk 22 jun
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    • Nah, it’s always the one you most medium suspect
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    • If he didn’t have that stupid fucking tattoo on his face he wouldn’t be half bad looking
      uglyhog 21 jun
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    • tattoos are cool but I've never understood why people would get one on their face, it never looks right
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    • He's innocent
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    • False, it’s always the ones you MEDIUM suspect
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    • Shit no way
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    • I live in ct and a couple of dudes got mirked with a machete a few houses down in my tiny little farm town it was wild like something out of the twilight zone there were people like out hunting the guy with rifles
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    • You're laughing. They arrested machete man and you're laughing.
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    • Of course it is florida
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    • MrMachete strikes again
      MrMachete 21 jun
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    • Orlando gang
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    • Ahhhhhh, Machete Mike up to no good again.
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    • HE’S INNOCENT!! INNOCENT, I SAY!!!!
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    • That makes me sad, he looks like he should be a normal decent guy.
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    • Probably made him MASHIT himself when he SAW the other guy with a machete
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    • Red flag
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