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    • This is textbook flirting, compliment a girl or make her feel good about herself. And then dial the tone back with a joke so that it doesn't seem like your coming on too strong. Repeat
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    • Look the fatass got top comment
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    • I am...... THE MACHINE!!!
      Raezok 27 mar
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    • Guys i had my friends over for a drinking party past night and they finally kissed!
      mcs3 27 mar
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      CodyBobby 31 mar
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    • This seems like a joke that’s only funny until you realize the person who made it thought it was funny enough to post it so everyone could see how funny they were
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    • Finally a man with class
      JAVELIN_ 27 mar
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    • Obviously, the smoothest response available is “then can I call you mine?” What is this, amateur hour?
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    • Why is it that women want to hear something a dad would say, but when I reply "You're a disappointment son" they ignore me?
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    • I would fucking cum if a boy called me by my autobot name😩😖💦
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    • Gotta respect dude could have smashed but made us smile instead
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    • My gf once said that she loves it when I use sweet nicknames for her (after I called her baby girl) and so I replied with “you got it sugar tits”
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    • “Thotobots Hoe out!”
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    • optimus fine 😏
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    • RMC333 27 mar
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    • Thotimus prime
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    • IT IS THOTIMUS AMAZON PRIME!
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    • He could’ve said “Optimus Fine” and I’m not sure if I’m more ashamed that I thought of that or disappointed that the opportunity was wasted.
      Copha 27 mar
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    • At least she’s a prime
      OB1Kenobi 31 mar
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    • I met a girl once. She was actually gender fluid or however that fucking works. She told me to call her “Grayson Prime” because she “wouldn’t mind getting fucked up by Optimus Prime.
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      Saboton 28 mar
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    • Shit like this is hilarious, idk why girls don’t like it, I wish chicks made more jokes to dudes
      Lignam 28 mar
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      KDixon95 28 mar
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      YTown511 27 mar
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      samdmh13 27 mar
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    • There’s a funny ass book series called bill the vampire and one of the characters is so obsessed with a collectible Optimus prime toy that it hurts the undead
      Hekk 27 mar
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    • You can call me Mr. Djent.
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      PotatoGod 30 mar
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      HooverDam 29 mar
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      Aumae 29 mar
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      crepechef 29 mar
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      Micalobia 28 mar
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    • Fuck yea, I’m gonna tell my husband to start calling me Optimus Prime from now on
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