• It's actually a good thing that the
zombie apocalypse starts in
Florida because then the zombies
only have one way to go and
that‘s straight up into trigger
happy redneck territory. I give it
two weeks before monster trucks
and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still
getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not
actually come up with a counter
argument for this.
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    • The rednecks help spread the diseases by trying to fuck them only argument
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    • The zombie apocalypse can never happen because bacteria would decompose them in seconds
      kozeyb27 28 apr
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    • Imagine a foreign invasion, every fucking house would have to be taken by force
      usersare 29 apr
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    • It would be bad to start in California because liberals would try to sympathize with them and give them right #itstheirbody
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    • The counter argument is that it would also end in Florida. Alligators, Burmese pythons, and an average of three guns per household in certain counties not to mention laws that allow qualifying properties to set up gun ranges in their yard... I think our chances are pretty good.
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    • Worst case scenario we quarantine Florida and let the old people, zombies and crack heads fight it out
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    • My counterargument is all the hopped up crack/meth-head zombies are gonna be fast as fuck and twice as bitey.
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    • Everyone makes fun of rednecks until real shit goes down
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    • Nah dude, starting IN the redneck country would end it immediately, if it started in Florida no one could tell the zombies from the crazies before it was too late
      Dragonpie 28 apr
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    • There’s a difference between a redneck and a hillbilly imo. I’m considered a redneck by most people, I drive a big ass fuck off truck, I have guns, and a thick southern drawl. But I also have more than 4 brain cells. So..
      ___X 28 apr
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    • We all know Californians would try to make a zombie free zone.
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    • Until floridaman tries to fuck a zombie then we get hybrids capable for intelligence and then you have gun toting zombie rednecks
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    • Southerners would have to save everyone because stupid effing Yankees are too busy banning plastic straws and hotdogs while meanwhile killing healthy full term babies, yet they have the fall to call us "dumb southerners"
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    • Counter argument Florida people are crazy and already do not fear death and sometimes eat people now add hordes of them to the equation. We are all dead. Best to nuke the peninsula as soon as it starts.
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    • That's kinda why having an armed population is a good idea, it defends against forgein and domestic threats
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    • If it started in california there would be protests how zombies need human rights
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    • If it started in California you’d be considered a bigot for killing them
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    • I live in South Carolina and I can approve this... tho the meth heads here would probably try mating with them...
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    • You think Florida would lose
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    • You've inspired me to make a redneck based dnd called meth houses and monster trucks
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    • Hours. Zombies would last hours. You'd have so many crazy people running TOWARDS the zombies scream "I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!"
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    • Dont underestimate the florida men
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    • As a professional redneck I'd like to address the topic of fucking the zombies. We prefer our meat medium rare, not raw.
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    • Thats assuming if zombies can deal with Floridaman
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    • Assuming the zombies would even make it out if Florida
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    • The amount of humidity would make the zombies decompose more as theyre walking, plus, floridians would be able to filter out the air already since the natural air here is like breathing soup, weve evolved
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    • Zombies would also decay faster in Florida so it would work out even better
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    • Yeah but its Florida Man turning into these things, they are the crackheads of the fucking universe and can't be beat by incesting alabamans
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    • Counter argument, all the crack heads in Florida are already fucking zombies and would confuse actual zombies so it wouldn't spread out of Florida
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    • Counter argument: Anti Vaxxer gets bit at Disney land and brings it back to CA when they fly home. Tried to fix with olive oil and a dead bird.
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    • My mother’s friend lives in the mountains in Colorado. When they first moved in and were walking around their property their neighbor stood on the property line with a loaded gun waiting. I think even if it started in the west coast we’d be okay in the east
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    • Zombies biggest weakness is decaying over time. Floridas climate (hot and humid) increases the rate at which they decay. Over time, zombies will all be dead or immobilized, and it could happen the fastest in a place like Florida.
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    • If we're talking The Walking Dead zombies, then we're safe. If we mean Zombieland or World War Z zombies, then I think even the rednecks would have a hard time.
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    • Y’all think Florida doesn’t have red necks😂 that’s the funniest shit ever
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    • Florida is filled with "Florida men" who will fuck them all over
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    • But Floridians don’t have brains. The zombies will leave them alone..
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    • Bold of you to assume they could escape Florida with all the Florida Men around. “Florida Man kills 234 Zombies with nothing more than a lawnmower and an alligator”
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    • I dont think zombies would stuck in redneck florida... i think theyd get stuck at all the FUCKIN TOLLS YOU THAT HAVE TO PAY TO GET UP OUT OF THERE
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    • Also the crazy people in Florida will kill them and if not then the hurricanes and increasing sea levels will
      wackoO 29 apr
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    • Remember when this actually happened with the 2016 clowns moving north til the urban blacks started beating them up
      blaubist 29 apr
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    • Wth i live in florida
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    • I mean down in the South we've already been dealing with zombies. We just call them liberals and Democrats.
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    • Why is he saying it like there is 100% chance of a zombie apocalypse happening and it is going to start in Florida?
      Obekomo 28 apr
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    • Yeah but what if they infect florida man? Then we’re all doomed
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    • If it started in, California we would all be fucked.
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    • I forget where but I read an article about why a zombie apocalypse is physically impossible, like if it’s too cold their cells freeze and break down, too hot and they dehydrate and mummify, and the obvious bacteria that form in and on dead bodies that decompose them
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    • Unless the snowflakes say save the zombies your being racist against them their one of us *gets bitten* *whispers* aw fuck you paul bit my neck *yells* save the zombies
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    • If it starts in cali we fucked because them unarmed bleeding heart libs would try and get them to talk to press, get them voting rights and just get fucking eaten
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    • I'm going to ruin everyone's day here but unfortunately a zombie outbreak would be cleared in less than a day. Everyone seems to forget that the CDC are fucking ruthless when it comes to any outbreak. They've locked down whole towns in minutes when a small swine flu outbreak happened.
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    • Even better, we destroy Florida with the zombies. It’s a win win
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    • But let’s not forget they can also hop on boats to go to other countries and eventually come back around
      shaheero 28 apr
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    • Roll Tide Skoal Tide 🤘🏻YEEYEE
      brontoe 28 apr
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    • Counter arguement florida is surrounded by ocean
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    • In theory the brain dies but the cells continue to multiply and the natural instinct to feed keeps going.maybe the body evolved on a cellular level to the personal “keep on living” mentally we now have instead of the “survive and reproduce” that we developed over last whatever million years of evolu
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    • Southerners, Russians, and most importantly and specifically Florida people will destroy the apocalypse.
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    • Zombies would thrive in California because dumbasses would give them sanctuary and rights and make it a hate crime to shoot em.
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    • The rednecks would fuck the zombies and join forces with them so they can get revenge on the north for what they did in the civil war
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    • The Okefenokee swamp would take care of the rest.
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    • As a Floridian, we shall throw gators at them and wrestle them
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    • Not to mention they'll all be senior citizen zombies so they'll be slow.
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    • Welp I'm fucked i live in Florida time to get my chainsaw minigun and flamethrower atv.
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    • This fat black oklahoma keeps grabbing my ass. Finna slap the shit out of her
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    • I've lost count of how many times I've seen this
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    • Everything past Orlando (except Tallahassee) is basically copy and pasted Alabama
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    • Being a good ole hick from South Carolina I can confirm that we are trigger happy and we are ready to kill for our great nation
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    • No I live in Florida!!! But one other good thing is we have a lot of old people so the zombies probably won’t be that hard to fight off if a bunch are slow and weak
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    • The rednecks are all drunk and can’t find their guns
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    • Just start it in California and they will nuke it immediately
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    • the zombies are from Florida they gonna be doing just as much crazy shit they were doing when they wasn't zombies
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    • Personally, I could arm a small army...
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    • There are a lot of wierd stereotypes about rural areas but the amount of guns here is not exaggerated
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    • You guys make fun of rednecks until a natural disaster happens. Then while you are begging the government for help dudes are in the woods eating deer meat and drinking moonshine actually unaware anything is wrong.
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    • God help them if they make it to Virginia.
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    • Yall talk about rednecks and racism when you really need to look at rednecks and stereotypes
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    • Zombies don’t breath the can go in the ocean
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    • Damn right id like to see a sumbitch zombie try and bite me he'll get some 12 gauge to chew on
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    • I can hear highway to hell from here
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    • I moved to Florida when that dude was high on bath salts and ate the homeless guys face. I had just read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks too.
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    • as a person who lives in florida i agree.
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    • Until zombies learn to ride monster trucks
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    • Or you know someone dies and is turned and then more people die and are turned
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    • Not all of us have mullets
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    • They also go through the Florida Panhandle, which is also full of rednecks.
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    • Being one of the redknecks it will only be a few days....we hate anyone in our stuff....that includes people we know....so no worries no wall needed just score boards.
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    • Don't forget all the extremely ghetto black people. I know it's true because I live in the trigger happy redneck state lol.
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    • It would be great if it started in Florida, cause they'd all decompose and rot before making it anywhere else so Florida and the rest of the country would be virtually unchanged
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    • Gun control is an argument about how we die from zombies now
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    • Yeah, I could see the South being clear in a week. But then people from other regions would try to flood our region and at least one idiot would hide that he’s infected and we might get taken by surprise
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    • As long as the zombies go to Rays games I’ll be ok with it
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    • But then the all...ALL THE Florida men will be the zombies and we will be SCREWED!
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    • Mosquitos transferring blood
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    • The zombie virus spreads through Manhattan but because of all the subway delays and congestion prices on the bridges and tunnels its stays isolated from the rest of the city
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    • Being apart of that red neck territory. I can confirm this.
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    • Until they start getting on planes like in World War Z
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