• It's 2:30 AM and I'm in the men's bathroom and
someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the
Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard
them stop peeing out of fear
how do you know it was fear and not arousal?
a sounddesignerjeans
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you
just created
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    • "I played something really fucking dumb and obnoxious and it startled someone while they were pissing" no shit sherlock lets do it to you. God ppl are idiots
      blukberri 16 jan
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    • Says the guy trying to terrorize people in public bathrooms.
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    • It was arousal. Trust me, I was the penis
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    • PorkSword 16 jan
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    • *hears footsteps coming rapidly towards the stalls* *man kicks door open*, he screams, “IT’S CHOO CHOO TIME BABY,” as he comes at the other man with a dick hard than an a dagger made of obsidian.
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    • Autauga 16 jan
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    • Bro where is everyone?
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    • I started playing that creeper song in my orchestra class and my teacher thought it was the choir kids singing extra loud. Imagine you’re about to play and you faintly hear, “creepa awwww maaann.” 😂😂
      dat_chloe 16 jan
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    • Thomas the train makes my dick hard
      TheWorker 16 jan
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    • I swear to fucking God I get fully erect at the thought of Thomas the tank engine. Not his friends. But full mast for Thomas.
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    • They’re 2 they’re 4 they’re 6 they’re 8. Shunting trucks and hauling freight
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    • I want to be who i was before this
      XAIE 16 jan
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      Joecole990 16 jan
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    • Make me top comment guys!
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    • I did it! I finished all my 787 features!
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    • Was it the old theme or the new theme? The old show was fucking amazing. Everything was real, scaled way down of course. The sets were real models. The new show is ok but I'm not a fan of the CGI they used. Kinda shit
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    • Well it's hard to pee when you're jacking off. Just saying.
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • It was arousal. Trust me, I was the cum
      _CoDaKk_ 18 jan
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    • lmao
      GoofyPsi 17 jan
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    • Bruh I have such bad social anxiety that unless I'm completely alone in my own home, it takes like 2 minutes for me to start pissing. That was 100% absolute terror.
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    • “I like to believe we live in a nice world...” says the one blaring Tomas The Tank Engine in a men’s lavatory at 2:30 in the morning 😳
      walterox 17 jan
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    • U can't pee and cum at the same time so the only logical conclusion is that he instantly came
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    • How does he know they werent just done peeing
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    • The real question is why are you in a public bathroom at 2:30 am? Were you drunk?
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    • Are we just not going to talk about how he was going to public restroom at 2:30 in the morning
      MikeMagic 17 jan
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    • Quick question for men out there does it hurt to pee with a boner?
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    • Drunk af at an Ihop after a concert at like 2 am puking my guts out in the corner stall..then I hear loud footstep walking in.I look over and see some black heels standing in front of the urinal.... Didnt know wtf was going on so I just sat there till they left
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    • Must have kids and put Thomas on for an interlude with the wife...
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    • Only gay n1ggaz stop peeing when aroused
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    • ok nigga but why the fuck are you in a bathroom at 2:30
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    • I can stop peeing on command. Just a little talent of mine.
      Unit01 16 jan
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    • Lol
      pirategb 16 jan
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    • Damn train fuckers
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    • I read the first line like Hotel California by The Eagles because I thought it was going to be some shitpost poem
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    • Curiosity makes more sense
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    • We all know Tumblr boys will die virgins
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    • Trainsexuals rise up
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    • Wise man once said..bitches ain’t nuthin but hoes and tricks
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    • Tomio 16 jan
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    • id like to think otherwise thank you very much
      jessedeol 16 jan
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