• It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing
their lawn
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlíght
”dad did you have a flashlight?"
"no"
“how did you see?"
”moon u
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    • My dad used to do this so we got him one of those mining helmets as a joke. He absolutely loved it, never got the joke. Years later, he still wears it.
      wundeadx 22 apr
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    • Its not pitch black outside if.."moon". City folks don't know pich black. A full moon is like day time
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    • "Mowing by Moonlight" a Dad's tale
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    • My neighbor mows his lawn every single night at precisely 10:00.
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    • Guaranteed before he started mowing, he said to himself... “i bought a mower with headlights, and therefore I am obligated to use them.”
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    • Weredad. When the light of the full moon shines upon him, he mows the lawn. No grass is safe
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    • My dad mowing at night:
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    • Down in south Texas this is what most of us do in the spring and summer time. Miss me with that heat stroke.
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    • You'd be surprised how effective moon can be
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    • Hell yea, it was a full moon the other night, I stood in my yard for like 15min just starting at it and my whole yard was lit up like daylight and I had a shadow at midnight, yea I know you city ppl don’t get to enjoy such beautiful commodities
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    • My gf’s dad apparently twisted his ankle on Saturday (saw him Sunday and it was at least twice the size of the other one) and then proceeded to crawl around to finish his cement work for the next 6 hours while his wife and daughter pleaded for him to come inside and ice it
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    • He's a fuckin asshole for doing it at night is what he is
      PapiPacha 22 apr
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    • I thought it said meowing in the lawn. That would have been more fun.
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    • grenntr 22 apr
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    • It’s called night vision you swine
      coby465 26 apr
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    • A real dad simply has the yard memorized
      SophSimpl 25 apr
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    • No need many word when few word work fine
      _WAR 25 apr
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    • Last summer it was ungodly hot and I had to mow the lawn so I stayed up till 6 in the morning and mowed the lawn but was still drenched in sweat by the time I was done.
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    • Hell i wouldn't mind mowing at night, not as hot and the sun ain't out
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    • “How do you see what you’re doing when mowing? It’s incredible” “...Moon”
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    • *crack* *sip*
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    • grenntr 22 apr
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    • Dad level at 100% You are now AllFather and have received night vision
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    • If it was really a dad his answer would've been "with my eyes"
      Hawkdemon 25 apr
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    • Your Dad is asserting his dominance.
      4014 24 apr
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    • I read meowing their lawn
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    • Spotlight uh,
      ManncoKey 24 apr
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    • My dad does this same thing. I feel like everyone’s dad is the same.
      Jaymx 24 apr
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    • Lawn tractors have headlights
      T3K_Memes 23 apr
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    • I live in an apartment and every night around 11 I hear someone with a fucking leaf blower so I went to find out who was doing it and it's some Mexican dude in the Plaza next door. It's weird. Every Damn night he does it
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    • Weredad
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    • What? This all seems logical to me.
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    • Moon is a highly underutilized source of light.
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    • I have a friend who used to do meth and she tells me stories about her tweaking. She told me she used to weedeat her yard in the middle of the night with a headlamp, and thats what i think about every time i see this post
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    • It's true. My friends and I ran from some cops once. Took to the woods. List the cops. Lost my friends too. Circled back to make sure they weren't caught. They'd hidden. "How could you see without hitting trees?" "Moon."
      Radtastyk 23 apr
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    • Andy Dwyer
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    • Once your eyes adjust it’s actually super helpful tho
      LLPX 23 apr
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    • I have a neighbor that mows the lawn at night frequency. Once it was raining at 11pm and he was out there. Mowing his lawn..
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    • Anyone have that post of the cartoon kiss ripoff saying he fuckin loves his dad
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    • No lights on the mower?
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    • I keep forgetting not everyone has street lamps, fucking country folk
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    • My dad's name is Ben cook
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    • I have a neighbor who walks his dog several times in the middle of the night. His dog has a flashlight so you just see a bouncing light in the abyss. Freaked me tf out the first time
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    • m o o n
      ComicCult 22 apr
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    • My dad just used to mow the lawn super early on sundays when I went to a party the night bc so I was hungover. And he’d wake me up to make me trim. Granted I normally did all the lawn work. He just wanted to piss me off and would do it early on those days to mow past my window lol
      UFunnnny 22 apr
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    • “Get me a beer?”
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    • If the moon was bright enough for him to see by then it wasn’t a pitch black night. #justtobeajerk
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    • That's one of those master level NPCs that exist with the programmed purpose of teaching you a vital life skill up to five times per level
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    • I used to fucking hate people that did this because they always start mowing right after the other Dads finish. Every Sunday from the crack of fucking dawn till 8 at night there’s nothing but lawnmower noises in my neighborhood. How’s a nibba supposed to read on his patio after a long day?
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    • To those asking "what lawn mower has headlights?" Literally all riding mowers do. Been working on them for about 15 years now. Probably seen class seen well over 5000 different mowers from old to new and every brand ever. They all have them. Unless broken or taken off.
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    • He used a moonbeam 😂
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    • Lawn mowers have headlights
      1874ojofC 22 apr
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    • Absolute legend
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    • Its pitch black outside and someone is mowing theor lawn. You look out the window and there you see him shia leoubuff
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    • He should have said “with my eyes”
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    • LinkStar 27 apr
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    • LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
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    • Moon’s haunted
      Phade 26 apr
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    • If you could see thanks to the moon then it clearly wasn’t pitch black.
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    • Riding mowers have head lights, but yes if its a push mower a moon would be plenty, but you said it was pitch black so im convinced it didnt happen, or youre an idiot
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    • I hope thats not in the city, keeping his neighbors up
      hncybx 24 apr
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    • That sounds like my dad expect we work on cars
      baja250 24 apr
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    • When summers are like 100 degress, not a bad idea
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    • Biggus dickus move
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    • Wife must’ve said, “you ain’t gettin any till you mow that lawn.”
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    • Belt.
      Blabbity 23 apr
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    • He has what we call Dad vision just leave him be he will be fine
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    • Dezzii247 23 apr
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    • Then its not pitch black outside
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    • Moonlight eh
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    • This is great
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    • Do you know how much batteries cost?
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    • How do you see the lawn while you're mowing? Moon
      nnacb 23 apr
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    • A true dad would have a headlight
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    • More peaceful and not hot, but the fucking mosquitos ruin everything
      Clayton48 23 apr
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    • Don’t lawn mowers come with lights on them?
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    • Sounds like a meth head to me..
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    • I had a neighbor who did that but he smoke Meth
      ze_black 22 apr
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    • “My eyes”
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    • The night’s not very dark, especially if you live near civilization, where the sky glows from light pollution
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    • As a dad i can confirm, most of the time we are too tired for full responses.
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    • It's easier to mow at night when the mosquitos aren't out
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    • Your dad is the bringer of the apocalypse
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    • My dad did the dadest thing ever and mowed the lawn on Father’s Day
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    • I mean, yeah. That moon can be bright af sometimes. Makes me think, if we placed mirrors across the entire surface of the moon, it would be daytime for everyone everywhere.
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    • My dad uses a headlamp
      AMiss 22 apr
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    • I feel loved by the kinky coconuts
      tysonk168 22 apr
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