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    • I eat with both hands
      996 28
    • you got one hand for writing and one for ;)))
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    • Ambidextrous nibbas be like: is this some peasant joke I’m too rich to understand?
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    • That one guy: *laughs in ambidextrous*
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    • I'm ambidextrious so fuck this post
      7 3
    • Ambidextrous people rise up!
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    • *ambidextrous laughter*
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    • Ambidextrous gang
      5 3
    • Can’t relate, ambidextrous gang
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    • Of mice and men but George is your dominant hand and lennies the other one
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    • A little practice here and there makes your useless hand a little less useless. Just give it a chance
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    • Learning a musical instrument not only reinforces left - right side coordination, but also forces different parts of the brain not usually active at the same time to work together. This is one of the reasons learning to play (say) the piano is so challenging in later years.
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    • Shut up everyone saying you’re ambidextrous, y’all know we still have hand preferences. I can write with both hands but you’re damn sure I’ll spill anything I pour with my right hand
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    • One hand can do a lot but my left can play video games with a keyboard like a monster
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    • When my grandpa was young, aparently everyone had to write with their right hand and he was left handed so whenever he wrote with his left he got slapped with a ruler or some shit so now he can write with both.
      5 3
    • Ambidextrous gang rise up
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    • Ambidextrous people: (laughs in hidden)
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    • The other one holds the paper. There are no small jobs!
      Spira 21d
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    • Ambidextrous niggas be like 🤷‍♂️
      TGK2X 21d
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    • I started jacking off with my left almost 5 months ago in hopes to reverse the curve on my pecker
      7 5
    • Not if you're ambidextrous...normie.
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    • Unless you're amphibious
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    • Ambidextrous gang
      5 7
    • Because look at the damage it could do to your cock
      3
    • Ambidextrous FTW, just train yourself, it’s not that hard
      3 2
    • I’m bidominant. Ambidextrous is the ability to use both hands for tasks. I don’t have that. Somethings I can do only with my left and some I can only do right handed.
      4 3
    • Unless you’re ambidextrous
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    • I was at the Laundromat today and i had to put 9$ in quarters in the machine with my left hand because the lady next to me was putting one peice of clothing in at a time. Took me like 5min when it would have taken 30 seconds with my right
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    • Ambidextrous people are superior, change my mind.
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    • Yeah but then when you jerk with the non dominant one it feels like someone else is doing it
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    • Lol. I’m ambidextrous, so I can’t understand your foolish mortal problems
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    • I once couldn't masturbate for 3 weeks cause my right hand had to be wrapped up cause I thought it be a good idea to stick my finger in a deli slicer. But I masturbated with my left hand. It was the hardest thing I've ever done
      Colyn 21d
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    • Ambidextrous niggas rise up
      3 1
    • That’s your shield hand
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    • You ever just stick your pencil in your urethra
      4 2
    • One hand for doing life and the other for pulling the ol porpoise
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    • Left Handed super race
      3 1
    • It knows how to support the fore end of a rifle
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    • When you drive with your non dominant hand the lives of hundreds of people depend on something you can't even write your name with
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    • My non dominant hand plays piano and bass, and it's in charge of the steering wheel when I'm sippin
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    • Your dominant hand is better at small precise movements while your non dominant is better at big wide movements
      3 3
    • One for the steering wheel, the other one for eating fries
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    • My left hand is reserved specifically for eating and whacking the head
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    • Except those of us who are ambidextrous
      2 1
    • Anyone else write with his, her or its left hand here?
      2
    • I can't open bottles with my dominant hand
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    • Lol im ambidextrous so fuck u
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    • Guys who shoot guns. Do some of ya'll write with one hand and shoot with the other? Because i do.
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    • I'm ambidextrous :I
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    • One knows how to hold my phone, the other knows how to hold my dick. The devices aren't interchangeable.
      Parlow 21d
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    • My right hand can hole a pencil and my left can play guitar chords. If I tried to switch I’d look autistic. Sometimes it just be like that.
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    • That's when all the right handed people say they're not right handed but ambidextrous
      2 1
    • Lefties unite!
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    • Amidextrious niggas can’t relate
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    • The other hand is to hold your head while you think about this question
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    • I write and throw with my left hand, and do everything else with my right (eating, arm wrestling, beating meat, batting)
      dc9907 21d
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    • Practice doing physical tasks with your non-dominant hand in case you ever have to amputate your dominant one
      2 2
    • Broke my right hand in 4th grade so now I can use both for pretty much anything it’s pretty nice
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    • Two hands...two butt cheeks...coincidence?
      3 2
    • It’s because the left side of your brain corresponds with the right side of your body, which is also where the brain’s language center is usually located. This isn’t the only reason for handedness but it’s a big one
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    • i taught myself to write with my left hand too just so i can flex it at a time like this
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    • Ambidextrous gang
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    • I can masterbate with both ,left ,or right...........it can do one important thing
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    • How about them ambidextrous people.
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    • No joke. Last night I broke my finger in my sleep and I work at McDonald’s so I use both my hands all the time but I couldn’t go to the doctor and I had to go to work so I literally put 3 band aids on it and went and I’ve been putting burgers together all day with only my non dominant hand. Fml.
      _Jro_ 21d
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    • Apparently everyone on iFunny is ambidextrous
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    • This sounds like non ambidextrous problems
      Bushno 21d
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    • Ambidextrous gang
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    • I’m ambidextrous in a retarded way
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    • Heh lol I’m ambeudextrus
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    • It’s the support hand
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    • My left hand holds the bowl when i smoke or the bowl when i eat.
      2 4
    • Both my hands can jerk people of all ages off, no problem at all.
      2 2
    • What are you talking about. My left hand can press qwer Hella good. Don't forget wasd.
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    • I'm slowly learning how to become more and more ambidextrous
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    • Unless you’re ambidextrous
      mmeeg 21d
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    • I can stretch my ass
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    • Jokes on you both of my hands are useless
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    • lol i’m ambidextrous loser
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    • Not me lol. Ambidextrous gang, where you at?
      3 1
    • I’m ambidextrous so I can do whatever I want 😎
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    • Imagine having a useless hand, this comment was made by the ambidextrous gang.
      2
    • My right holds my phone while my left smacks my dick
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    • heck yeah, ambidexterity
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    • Not if you play any instrument
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    • That is iNsAnE
      swagtho 22d
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    • Strong hand for normal fap, bad hand for interesting fap.
      1 1
    • I find lifting weights easier with my left hand
      seepin 19d
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    • Can't relate, I'm ambadextrious
      2 2
    • Only ambidextrous when jacking off
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    • I use both it is just weird to use left because it smears the ink or pencil lead
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    • Or you’re like me, and have your dominant hand be your weaker one. I’m also left-hand, but right-eye dominant.
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    • Fuck right handed people we Leftys literally live in a world not made for us.
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    • I'm a drummer so my left hand knows how to do at least one thing right
      1 1
    • Why is everyone retarded
      1
    • One of your hands is basically a sex slave tbh
      1
    • Im anorexic
      1
    • I’m ambidextrous
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