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      CrazyFrogZ 9 jul 2017
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    • I’ve never had top comment. Can I have it now?
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    • No we prefer limes
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    • i used to be in one and its basically public school buttfucking your money
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    • In private schools, you have to deal with cocky students and the ones that brag about how the use their parents money
      ThisFecker69420 9 jul 2017
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    • Yup. This is exactly like my private school experience. I see 0 black people.
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    • Coming from a private school I can confirm this is true. We have a lemon janitor that replaces all the lemon slices every 4 hours.
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    • We living in 2017 and they living in 3017
      IcyHeat_2012 9 jul 2017
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    • As a private school student. No. Our water fountains don't even work.
      markshap_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • Actually, yes. Some dick used to do this, lemons and limes, at my private school.
      PrincessXD 9 jul 2017
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    • I can assure you the fountains do have champagne In them. But only if you please the master.
      brodog33_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • Ha! We had starving african children hand pump our water
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    • No. The water fountains are solid gold. And the water goes through five different purifiers.
      Cpt_Spaz 9 jul 2017
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    • No at private schools they're crusty and green
      EdgyAsFuk_2013 9 jul 2017
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    • In public schools, it's a condom
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    • Sorry, but as a student at a private school, I can tell you that it is not. Half the time the water fountain doesn't even work.
      KinkyTooru_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • Listen I went to a private school and the stuff there is hardly different from public school. Only real difference is theres sushi n buffalo wings & pizza every day as an option but there was only 1 water fountain that was actually cold. Also the guys got no aim in the restroom if u catch my drift
      _Poop 9 jul 2017
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    • No, as I myself go to a private school I can attest that you must raise your hand and make the teacher get you ice water in a wine glass with exactly 5 lemon slices on it, any more or less and you sue them.
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    • The water's still probably lukewarm, like always.
      _Repub_Hub_ 9 jul 2017
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    • I go to a private school and were poor as shit, our ceiling leaks everytime it rains and theres no hot girls
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    • I can confirm this is accurate
      Carnage_Kassidy 9 jul 2017
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    • i go to private school and i can confirm that's exactly what it is
      Esot_2014 9 jul 2017
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    • Small town private schools are horrifying because they don't get much funding unlike the public schools. The girls locker room was always hot and full of mold, and our fucking AC unit had birds living it
      FernFocus_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • Nah, my private school had the water bottle filler attached to it.
      ThatHALOposter 9 jul 2017
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    • Private schools are like a religious public school
      Weeninja 9 jul 2017
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    • Yeah but if u get into a fight with a private school kid, he starts crying and then u have to beat his ass more to shut him up, then when he passes out u get in even more trouble, than the teacher calls ur parents because the assholes snitched, so imma have to beat their asses too
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    • TheLastNigga
      As someone who's been to both public and private school I can say that private school is a better experience . I'm a rising senior, and in private school and the work load is a lot lighter, the class environment is chill, the girls are surprisingly sluttier, I transferred sophomore year btw 🙂
      TheLastNigga 9 jul 2017
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    • I go to a private school and I have no idea what that thing is? Water from the wall? Just have your butler get you some!!
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    • Went to a private school and now I'm legally retarded
      Alligater 9 jul 2017
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    • packs
      Yes we do, we also have machines that wash our ass for us at private schools
      packs 9 jul 2017
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    • Private schools have soda fountains.
      Roteck 9 jul 2017
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    • Too spicy
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    • Private schools suck. Trust me. Uniforms. Strict rules. Expensive ass food, etc.
      GangstaNugget 9 jul 2017
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    • As someone who went to private school, this is completely false. Our water from the fountains was brown.
      Pacification 9 jul 2017
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    • Wow that lemon would be dirty tho lol that's gross just saying
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    • I went to private school and people used to literally piss in the fountains
      SpIeen 9 jul 2017
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    • Not at all private schools are hell I go to one and the teachers make up lies and rumors about you and single you out for no reason
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    • No this is completely false I go to a private schools and we have limes on our fountains. Busted
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    • No but maybe a segregated school looks like
      020abriggs_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • I got to a private school, and I confirm this is very true
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    • We actually only drink smart water
      Major_____2017 9 jul 2017
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    • No. They're just like public schools, but with uniforms and better math teachers.
      wheresmykeys282 9 jul 2017
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    • Private school water fountains have options for Evian, Voss and for the real poor ones they have Volvic
      Trumputin_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • All fun n games until somebody licks the lemon
      Un_Resunobale 9 jul 2017
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    • Our school isn't private but the water tastes like cucumber water
      Gothica2_2017 9 jul 2017
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    • Privileged fucks, my school doesn't even serve T bone steak only ribeye like wtf! Grrr...
      THISisDIFFICULT 9 jul 2017
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    • Hope there is no plug under this fountain
      reppinca_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • Reminds me of the iCarly episode where the gave her ice cream and a massage
      DankestGay 9 jul 2017
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    • Private schools are lije normal schools only difference is that they're cleaner and way more strict
      T_oaster_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • Ew no no no.... Poor people use lemon We use cucumber
      zerosober 9 jul 2017
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    • No, our fountains were built in 1979 and don't work
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    • And then the autistic kids eat it
      80sSkeleman 9 jul 2017
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    • I was in a private school and no it's not like that... there's servants in every class that gives you water
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    • I go to a private school and half the water fountains don't work and the other half spout out brown water
      SupremeLDG 9 jul 2017
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    • at private schools they don't even have water fountains, they have figi water stations
      missymiss_2017 9 jul 2017
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    • The lemon is already infused
      superman1551 9 jul 2017
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    • I wish. The only thing that's different from public schools is uniforms and actually paying for education.
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    • I swear I go to a private school and so some did that as a prank
      BILLyeetWALSH 9 jul 2017
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    • As a private school graduate, I can safely say: not even close
      601Cowboy 9 jul 2017
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    • Not at all I went to one
      TheImaginear 9 jul 2017
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    • So basically how you get top comment now is by begging for it. Millennials at their finest
      Gape_Horn 9 jul 2017
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    • We drink orange juice out of a champagne glass
      MostlyCool 9 jul 2017
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    • My private school got shut down for 3 days because of lead in our drinking water
      TheSnooch 9 jul 2017
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    • T o o S p i c y
      Vuvuzuela 9 jul 2017
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    • How to make flint Michigan water taste good
      15422 9 jul 2017
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    • No, private school fountains dispense Hawaiian punch
      ninjaIF_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • Nah they don't give a shit about your needs as a human being, rather, they buy chrome books rather than having water fountains that have cold water or heating in the winter/ax in the summer
      Solarwatch2 9 jul 2017
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    • No seriously guys our water tastes amazing
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    • No actually. I was in private school in first and second grade and the fountain was fucking gross
      tedbacon12_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • we actually use onions instead
      Teaboot_2017 9 jul 2017
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    • See? White people can handle spicy things.
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    • Eagleton...
      A_PIGE0N 9 jul 2017
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    • My friend is in private school and she said that there are no lemons there, thats stupid... they put oranges instead.
      deedee2965_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • My private school doesn't even have a cafeteria
      Funntyithink_2015 11 jul 2017
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    • Instant lemonade
      Caill 9 jul 2017
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    • Life hack
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    • Smart
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    • No it's just public school but worse.
      Ripofff_2017 9 jul 2017
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    • Private schools are so freaking strict
      DogeGoBork_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • Damn Eagletonians
      TWylezik 9 jul 2017
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    • Too spicy for the white kids
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    • How to make lemonade
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    • Now that's what public schools look like, private schools are rip offs
      TMCdragon_2015 9 jul 2017
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    • No I went to a private school and it's not a nice a you think the 6th graders talk about sex all the time.
      lightbulb2999 9 jul 2017
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    • No but this IS what old ass memes are like
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    • No.... I can tell you that it is not what they are liken
      Dozwick_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • Nah, the water fountains are touchscreen too...
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    • Yes that is exactly what private schools are like
      i__Funny__user 9 jul 2017
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    • How are yu supposed to drink the water
      ShreksNewTatto 9 jul 2017
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    • No private schools have a butler to hold the button down so you can drink
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    • "fancy living here we come! La la la la laaaaa!"
      LemXemina_2017 9 jul 2017
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    • We livin in 2017 but this guy livin in 3017
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    • They're in 3017 while we're still in 2017
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    • As a person in a private school, I can confirm
      The_Paperclip 9 jul 2017
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    • Are you telling me you DON'T have water fountains at public school? Ugh poor people...
      quintorris 9 jul 2017
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    • Actually ours are all infected with mercury, then again I go to a shitty private school
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    • At my school it depended on who was being supported. The music people got the most donations and shit and they had the best fountains in the music building, then the second best was in the gym...everywhere else sucked ass
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    • Public schools have gum instead
      Catziilla_2016 9 jul 2017
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    • I go to a private school and I can confirm this.
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    • God damn it, that's just making a mess and that pisses me off way more then it should.
      Dyus_2016 9 jul 2017
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