• iS Kay Finelli
When my son was
5 he asked, "What
does coffee taste
like?" I replied,
"Unfortunately, not
as good as it smells."
His response, "Oh.
Like shampoo."
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    • He's not wrong
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    • Totally wrong, I have a cup every morning and it's delicious. I hear coffee's okay too
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    • My mom used to spike her coffee with vodka and I didn't know that so my first try of coffee was a bit bad needless to say
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    • I always drink mine black with just enough sugar to taste it.
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    • I’m 18 and I’ve never tasted coffee in my life.
      Cumreo 19 jun
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    • Then they dont know how to make good coffee it simple deathwish coffee with light to medium amount of caramel creamer and add a little salt to taste for a salted caramel coffee
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    • We’ve all got shampoo in our mouth at one point or another so don’t act surprised that he knows what shampoo taste like
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    • I like coffee, tf he talking bout
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    • Wait your not suppose to drink the fruity liquid
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    • I believe this happened. Mostly cause ive done this. Shampoo sure does smell good tho.
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    • Here it is cropped.
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    • The smell and taste of coffee instantly causes me to gag and I can’t stop it from happening
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    • TheFrelp 19 jun
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    • Can I get the image of a guy looking at his computer with the fruit cup
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    • Yes
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    • Finally, someone who didnt lie about what their child said.
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    • Some flavors aren’t too bad
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      DoughnutVan 19 jun
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    • Forbidden syrup
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    • This is literally the worst cropping I've ever seen
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    • What’s the Point Of smelling so Good IF U CANT EAT IT
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    • Anyone getting a black bar through the meme?
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    • “Vanilla extract”
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    • I used to like coffee til we bought a keurig or however you spell it. Shit sucks
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    • Exactly
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    • Wtf is whitepeopletwitter
      Jerando 20 jun
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    • Fuck children
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    • sirexilis 19 jun
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    • THIS NIGGA ATE SHAMPOO
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    • My family's surprised that I even drink coffee
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    • Nice crop jackass
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    • Like my shit too
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    • I feel that way about hazelnut coffee grind
      Jfyr 19 jun
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    • Coffee is amazing
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    • But coffee smells horrible
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    • Ive mixed coffee tea and cocoa in my milk and I couldn't sleep . Exhaustion hit me when I was having lunch at a restaurant and just fell asleep on the table.
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    • I thought I was the only one.. there are a few foods that don’t taste as good as they smell. Coffee and for me sauerkraut
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    • Some of y’all have just had cheap black coffee and have never had good black coffee
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    • There is a white people twitter?? Ohhh yeah
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    • Coffee is delicious
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    • coffee is delicious. of course that’s just my opinion
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    • I feel the same way about lotion
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    • I remember taking a sip of my dads coffee when I was 5 and gagging. Now I drink a black cup every morning.
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    • Coffee smells and tastes horrible
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    • batman blueberry shampoo goddamn I almost ate that shit.
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    • Black coffee is the only way to go. Change me mind.
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    • I mean I like the taste of coffee, not that Starbucks shit but actual coffee. Starbucks is 90% cream and sugar, way too sweet
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    • It’s true I was the shampoo
      Maclunky 22 jun
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    • Tastes like hot chocolate but worse
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    • Its 4:30am and i need some democracy here, should i beat my meat then go to sleep or wait how ever many tens of minutes to feel sleepy. Otherwise my mind will go nuts if i just wait to sleep
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    • 🤣im sleep
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    • Pretty much
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    • See? That’s shit a 5 year old would say! Not all this life is meaningless existential bullcrap people pretend their kids say.
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    • Unpopular opinion: most black coffee tastes great
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    • I think I’m in the wrong app
      PleaseS1R 22 jun
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    • Coffee smells like shit?
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    • I just drink my coffee black-
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    • The fuck you mean? Coffee is a god sent drink.
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    • Depends on what you have. You could mix it with milk or something and it helps
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    • You just got to put some effort into making your coffee taste good such as using caramel or Irish Cream.
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    • This screams fake
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    • I use a table spoon woth 500ml of water. So yeah pretty much black coffee but watered down. I like the taste but feel like the taste is too strong in a traditional cup
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    • To be fair, shampoo does taste prettt bad
      Quazerty 21 jun
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    • That. That right there is a believeable 5 year old
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    • He dumb.
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    • I like my coffee like i like my porn. Everyday and it has to be black
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    • My 2 yr old niece has us make her "coffee" we have a froth machine, so we just give her a little frothed half and half. She also loves hot tea. She usually steals my cup
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    • Coffee is gods nectar and nothing less.
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    • Well, he's not wrong.
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    • It sounds like Remus from Sanders sides
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    • Literally black water. It's gross
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    • I mean...
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    • Kids are wild like that. My daughter who’s six just started using mouthwash and one time I gave her some and she was like “is that enough for me to drink” and I stopped dead like“you’ve been drinking it!!!”Turns out she meant to use it not drink it but damn that child really taxes my heart sometimes
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    • That is a boy whom has learned the hard way
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    • My dad HATES the smell of coffee, never drank coffee either. He was my HS principal & one morning I spilled my coffee all over the carpet in his office. All day people fucked with me about making the whole office smell like coffee
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    • Coffee smells so damn good.
      theozzard 21 jun
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    • White girl Starbucks coffee tastes pretty good ngl but it’d probably still taste good even if they didn’t put coffee in it at all
      Requix 21 jun
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    • This kids going places...not college, but somewhere.
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    • Now that sounds more like a child
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    • Or a soap bar. Some of them smell so good you just wanna bite into them
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    • My kid loves coffee
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    • Why are you booing him he’s not wrong
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    • How dare you say that you fucking piece of shit
      Brave_one 21 jun
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    • May I ask why this is specifically “white people Twitter”? this just seems like a funny story between a mom and a child
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