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    • Shit, that's how y'all had been measuring? I just went from the base of visible shaft to the tip
      Inusta 7 aug
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    • Alright boys, we've got our workout motivation. Time to unlock the rest of my penis. 😎😎😎
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    • Ok genuine question. When ppl ask about dick size, what are they referring to? Like are they talking about flaccid or erect? I’m only asking cuz I want to know how to respond if someone asks me.
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    • 95% of guys are between 3.9 and 6.5 inches, most of which are between 5-6 inches. So, yes 6 is big. 7 is large, and 8 is huge. Also, flaccid stretched bone pressed is the proper medical way to measure since most guys can't get an erection in a cold room in front of a stranger.
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    • Glad to hear 6 is huge
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    • she legit put a tape measure at chest level.
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    • Is it really? I really measured mine wrong? Holy shit this is excellent news, gents! I might very well be a full inch longer than I thought! Look out world! Here I come with my 4 inch penis and you can't stop me!
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    • Dicks don’t have bonez
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    • If anyone here is self conscious about their size, don’t be. Guys (yes mainly guys) have a jaded perspective about their size because the only penises they see are either in porn or from guys posting them. And these dudes have larger dicks than average, hence why they’re showing them off (cont.)
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    • I thought it was the base of the shaft
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    • That’s because when we thrust, we are trying to press our pubic bone against hers. Fat would be compressed by both parties. Thus the measurement method is correct.
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    • I, McMurray have a penis that is
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    • Has randy marsh taught u nothing?
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    • A cockoholic
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    • 6 is big? Hell yeah 6.5 gang wya
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    • Wang Wizard
      cooming 7 aug
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    • i got a good old 6.5 steel rod of destruction but i’m not comfortable talking to people in an attempt to fuck i just wanna have an emotional connection man
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    • I’m just happy with what I have, could be wayyyyyyyyyyyy worse
      Mirio 7 aug
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    • ErosOne 13 aug
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    • I love 6 inches really, cuz it's feels comfy for both normal and anal sex imo not to mention oral sex makes me feel like a pr0n star deepthroating a 6inch, pretending I'm fighting a 10inch monster xD
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    • Peener police
      esclade 7 aug
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    • I can't be the only one who believes there's 2 different levels of erect like there's erect and then there's painfully erect and ready for action
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    • Just because you measure from the tip of your dick to your asshole, doesn’t mean you have a 14 inch dick.
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    • According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula: ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared.
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    • So what I’m hearing is 4 inches is enough..
      bradverbs 13 aug
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    • Boner Brain
      Blappo 7 aug
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    • I wish 6 inches was huge :(
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    • I like when everytime I've slept with someone they say I was bigger then expected and their biggest. however, they werent relationship material and being single sucks
      Enemies 7 aug
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    • This dumb bitch measuring the wrong way lmao
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    • I don’t measure with a ruler. But I do know for a fact I’m about as big as an iPhone 6s
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    • Screw that. Downplay the size, and if they do wanna still build a blanket monster, they will have a surprise. Plus, plenty of people make big pp comments about themselves, stop caring about opinions and make small pp jokes about yourself. They're funnier anyway
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    • wait we measuring to the bone?
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    • Well that’s true, if you got some chub it hides a few inches, and that can be all the difference from “oh?” to “OH!”
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    • So if I pull hard enough
      GivenName 13 aug
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    • Ok so real talk. Im a virgin, as I have been practicing abstinence for personal reasons. Not waiting until marriage, but waiting for the right person. The girl I am currently with has recently been trying to hype me up since I think we are probably going to have sex, and she said that (1/2)
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    • I’m 8 inches but i measure from the ass hole. Is that proper?
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    • Yea, when women actually find out how big 7 and 8 inches actually is, y’all liars are fucked lol. Y’all messed up women’s idea of measurements
      Homer 13 aug
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    • You guys got penis fat? Wtf
      B4RS 13 aug
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    • cockster
      Score 13 aug
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    • Any fellow cockologists who've studied how much dick some of these females be taking? Cuz it's miles man
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    • Yea I’m a 3 B) .... millimeters
      Cornbred 13 aug
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    • Penile prospector
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    • That pussy is fat lmao
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    • My flaccid state is very small and my erect state is smaller
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    • They prolly only responded cause she did
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    • Hi! I am a straight female, and I’m here to say that small PPs are absolutely rad. Only land whales like donkey dick.
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    • Sherlong
      Molts 14 aug
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    • The vaginal canal is (usually) 3-6 inches at deepest. The average penis length is 5-5 1/2 inches. You don’t need a man with an 8 inch cock.
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    • A.. uh Cock Comrade
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    • Size isn't everything. I dated a guy who was 9+in when I was younger and he didn't know what he was doing with it, sex was physically painful and I hated it. Now my husband is probably 6-7in (never measured him lol) and he's mf talented.
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    • Deadass. I got a 6.5 incher. Just above average makes me sleep good at night
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    • The scale has shifted, 1-3: schmall schmeat 4-6: Avg/Huge 7--: long schlongs
      LargeMac 14 aug
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    • I have a 6" visible length and 6" girth. It amazes me when people say that's small. Fucking porn destroying reality
      Andkon 13 aug
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    • Sauce?
      DadBeatMe 13 aug
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    • Pen Island. Penisland. Difference? I think not.
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    • Sounds like someone has a small willy
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    • :D
      P1NK 13 aug
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    • lets just ignore the thicc thighs
      miHoYo 13 aug
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    • If you're really needing inches to brag about, just measure underneath, where the bulge stops at your anus
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    • Shmeateorologist
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    • Wait you're supposed to press against the bone o.O so I can say it's more than 7 now
      T3K_Memes 13 aug
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    • 6 inch gang
      L3WD_LORD 13 aug
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    • That's just how fat people wish it was measured. Bone pressed is a useless figure since you can't go deeper than the base.
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    • Sometimes it’s an innie...
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    • 6 inch gang where you at
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    • Wait seriously? Mines like eight then
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    • Do you have a future career at Wiener schnitzel
      rdrdrd 13 aug
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    • Yeah you got some silverware 🥄
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    • Sherlock shlong if you will
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    • Measuring from top or bottom?
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    • Wtf is Arthur Morgan doing measuring peen
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    • My dick is 3 inches.... off the ground
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    • It is? I measured without pressing
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    • Lmao wasn’t there a SouthPark episode about this?
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    • Fuckin peenologist
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    • i don't have peepee
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    • Thou has no idea the weight one must carry being deemed worthy to carry Mjolnir between ones legs!
      ledush 7 aug
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    • To your midget ass I guess so
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    • Who been sayin 6 is huge what
      FatCJ 15 aug
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    • Homeboy is mad because he knows he’s not really 6 but that’s what he claims
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    • That’s actually bullshit. Go on pe forums almost don’t press it to the pelvic bone. He’s just try to squeeze in some more inches
      Lurkr 13 aug
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    • Oh damn then im like fuckin 8-9 inches.. what. Didnt realize thats how that worked..
      ragessyn 13 aug
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    • Jus remember even a boeing 747 looks small when flying into the Grand Canyon. Keep your heads up kings.
      noonalf 15 aug
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    • I’m 14 and when I flex my dick I can get it to 7
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    • But it's a muscle not a bone, so now that person sounds stupid on top of embarrassing themselves
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    • Ben Shapiro’s wife is a doctor. She told him it’s not natural for pussy to be wet & that it’s supposed to be dry.
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    • A urologist
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    • 8 inches and I'm only 16
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    • K well mine is 7 1/2 in cheater terms.
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    • Dick boy
      GoYosha 16 aug
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    • Damn that’s crazy
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    • 6inc's hmmm. I'm 7inc soooooo I guess she would be in trouble ...
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    • 8 inch gang wya
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