when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
Be careful who you call in higschool
matt_the_whopper matt_the_whopper
25 jan 2021
Be careful who you call in higschool
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
HighlandBanjo HighlandBanjo
24 sep 2020
ON' HAT LIKE LooK' cone! AN
When you find out he's not your son
When you find out he's not your son
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
makailabrieanne makailabrieanne
2 dec 2020
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Someone will die.
SS
I Of fum.
Someone will die. SS I Of fum.
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
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23 sep 2020
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MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
He: What that mouth do?
Her:
Argue)
He: What that mouth do? Her: Argue)
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
Breaking News
LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
I_loveyou I_loveyou
22 sep 2020
Breaking News LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar