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That's just blood
Then why is it green
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    • Could y'all imagine if it came out white
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    • That's your nose, try again
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    • if its green them your mom cheated with shrek.
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    • Nickelodeon slime
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    • Yellow or green semen. This could be caused by an infection, jaundice, or the presence of vitamins or medication in the semen.
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    • Me when I realize cum is supposed to white and not purple
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    • Meanwhile I have the clear texture pack mod for my cum
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    • Can inhet a neon blue color???
      MDAWG00 6 jul
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    • What if it was green all along and we're all just colorblind
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    • How it feels to chew cum. Stimulate your penis
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    • Wait, cum isn’t black?
      Necrotix 7 jul
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    • Apple cinnamon
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    • mint chocolate chip cum
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    • When I was 13 I came blood. I was super freaked out but it's been 6 years and its never happened since
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    • Mine came out black. Help.
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    • Mine is purple
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    • what does it mean if cum comes out gelatinous? like kinda solid? i heard it's from your diet lmao
      ibrb 7 jul
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    • We better call a S E A M E N scientist.
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    • pus
      Kasagure 6 jul
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    • Where’s beavis_sinatra
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    • It’s the green cumulon
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    • Who here has yellow semen?
      Nabbit 7 jul
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    • Yikes, UTI
      Austere 6 jul
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    • PNDA_MANDO this is a lyric
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    • I don’t even have to scroll for more than one second and I see footgirl23. come on guys
      _Havoc_ 6 jul
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    • *cums* Ayo why Dafug did I just pee
      Diet_Ice 6 jul
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    • Baby batter
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    • Mine looks like an oil slick. It a rainbow at the right angle.
      Jimbus 7 jul
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    • Gonorrhea
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    • Mine’s purple. I think I’ll be Thanos’ or Barney’s father. More likely to be Barney’s.
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    • I came blood one time it was huge scare for me and my gf at the time because we thought it was some kind of cancer and we were half right cus I had a benign tumor in my prostate that just went away on its own after a week or two
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    • Siense (insert meme face)
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    • Instructions unclear, why is it pink n have rocks coming out!!!? Hurts to pee too 😭
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    • Prostate infection
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    • Ah yes, radioactive pp water
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    • So like i used to jack off maybe 4 or 5 times a day and it was fine, but i started getting more productive and had no time for it and like after a few days i decided to do it again and my dick got bigger in length and girth. Fuckin hell i had a problem.
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    • Shrek has blessed you
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    • I actually have cum blood. No cap. Freaked me the fuck out still don’t know what happened
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    • Wait is dark brown not the natural color of cum?
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    • I created key-lime flavor
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    • Green nigga my cum is black just like everyone else what a idiot am I right
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    • Jokes on you, mines multicolored
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    • Chlorophyll?
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    • Is it not supposed to be?
      Skadoop 6 jul
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    • Everyone knows that cum is blue by default
      Losmi 6 jul
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    • Neon blue color please
      MDAWG00 6 jul
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    • You need to go to a Dr.
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    • Why is mine yellow
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    • Green? Ew! You mean like pee?
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    • Cause its mixed with poop.
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    • Hittin that g-spot juuuuuust right Lmao
      Runs64 9 jul
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    • The Incredible Hulk?
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    • Why can’t if feel amazing when you pee? Same hole
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    • Puts the blue stuff in my coffee ah delicious
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    • Because you are a Tommmyknocker...
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    • Hes a chernabyol kid
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    • Green Cumulon
      gomam 9 jul
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      Wot
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    • Then why is it coming from my eyeballs?
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    • Predator
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    • Clearly you guys are not cock benders
      Swefix 8 jul
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    • Imagine if cum didn't look, smell, and taste like mustard
      jolz 8 jul
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    • Hulk Juice
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    • Because I borrowed it from someone else
      DorpDude 8 jul
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    • Forbidden Nickelodeon slime
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    • Could all of y'all just chill tf out
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    • Stupid
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    • Imagine it came out like a liquid
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    • I suck in my stomach when I do it is that bad?
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    • Because you're Vulcan.
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    • Wait your cum isn’t blue?
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    • To many minerals
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    • instead of up to down i go down to up
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    • What if colorblind people just saw the world normally
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    • Green means hulk
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    • To much copper
      Aricles 8 jul
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    • Is jerkmate a good site?
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    • Uhm I'm no doctor but
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    • Does it still smell like bleach tho?
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    • Um excuse we WHAT
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    • Dude imagine if cum was white instead of red. That'd be ridiculous
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    • You ever see the bloopers videos on pornhub? Well if not this dude was getting wacked off and he nutted on his own face
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    • Mine can glow in the dark
      JEquartz 8 jul
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    • Idiot, it’s clearly blue
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