Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
@dog
We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you...
AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
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OnlyYou OnlyYou
26 sep 2020
@dog We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes
Good morning to everyone except
Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
dannyboi323 dannyboi323
17 dec 2020
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in
14
stickmen52 stickmen52
18 dec 2020
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in 14
in a world filled with
Chad's, Kyle's, and
Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Moneyluv Moneyluv
29 jan
in a world filled with Chad's, Kyle's, and Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
Assume Assume
9 apr
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Lonethefox Lonethefox
18 feb
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
- Everyone was as armed during the making ing ofthis video
- Everyone was as armed during the making ing ofthis video
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
bunjywunjy Follow
anonymous asked: @
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:)
bunjywunjy answered:
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
by faboo978 Follow
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
OffensiveMemez OffensiveMemez
17 sep 2020
bunjywunjy Follow anonymous asked: @ Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:) bunjywunjy answered: unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth. by faboo978 Follow Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
Drink responsibly.
KingAlex KingAlex
19 may
Drink responsibly.
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.