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    • I fuck with these but the only problem is that I can't make a clear decision if I don't know which family member is on the track
      MemePit 27 mar
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    • Who tied five people to the train tracks ?
      FieryRose 27 mar
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    • Solved the problem
      CH1V3LRY 29 mar
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    • The solution is simple. Jump in front of the train killing yourself. After that you are relieved of any ethical questions
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    • Do Nothing, responsibility in this situation goes to the parson who created the circumstance in the first place. Or no one if it was a naturally ocering circumstance. You only gain responsibility if you choose to affect the outcome by pulling the lever.
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    • Pull the lever and jump in too. I either save my whole family or it’s suddenly not my problem anymore
      bre_tard 30 mar
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    • Trick question. Answer: pull the lever on your side then run over and pull the lever on the other side and after that kill everyone else, leave no witnesses
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    • Pray that we both pull the levers because the life insurance cash out would be insane
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    • Easy: shoot the other nigga before he can pull the lever
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    • Why in the FUCK am I pulling a lever and not my loved one off the tracks?! If I've got time to debate this shit in my brain, I've got time to pull that asshole off the tracks. Who the fuck just lays on fucking trolley tracks? Probably my cousin, drunk again. Fuck it, let him die. Worthless bastard.
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    • Pull out my gun, shoot the other person and pull my lever. Saving my family. This is why people who keep their guns always win.
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    • I would go free the one tied to the tracks if i fail at least I can die knowing I saved others
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    • Bold of you to assume I have loved ones
      Siljer 28 mar
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    • Pull the lever because I want that man to have the trauma knowing that I did it out of pure spite.
      Tsumibito 27 mar
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    • I think I need to figure out a solution to the bigger problem of someone taking my loved ones and putting them on trolleys and tying them down to train tracks.
      Jupiter 4 apr
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    • Kill yourself, then you won't have to live with the stress of killing people
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    • Continuously pulls the lever back and forth so the Trolly doesn't move.
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    • This is America. Shoot the guy across the way and pull my lever.
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    • This is a revamped version of the prisoner’s dilemma—pull the lever is the logical answer
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    • Pull the lever to cause the initial track switch and then slam it back once the front wheels cross onto the new track causing the front wheels and back wheels to be on separate tracks and slam to a screeching halt
      Spectre87 30 mar
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    • Isn't this the plot of the dark knight?
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    • I rather lose 1 family member than kill 3 strangers. Call me wrong but I know I'm not. My family may hate me for the decision but at least its not 3 other families who will. If I can upset the fewest people, I'll go with that option.
      Asonskii 30 mar
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    • I guess it depends on how much I “love” that one person tied to the tracks
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    • Anyone who even thinks philosophy should be limited in any way should be made into a slave untill they understand the philosophical concept of freedom
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    • Pull the lever kronk!!!
      RunMC 29 mar
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    • I would surpass my limits and use my telekinetic balls as the pinnacle of creation to stop that train.
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    • Glucose 29 mar
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    • Dont pull the lever and lay on the tracks next to them
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    • Shoot the other person then pull the lever
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    • Well for one I'd like to think our engineers aren't stupid enough to design our tracks to where this would even be an issue, but who the fuck tied 5 people to a train track without anyone noticing? Jist stop the trolleys
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    • Ok calm the fork down chidi
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    • Shoot the other person before they can pull their lever then just pull yours. They can't be sad about their family dying if they themself are dead.
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    • Pull both levers and run to the center die along with them and reaching a new high score
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    • You should NOT because you’re guaranteed to save 5 family members. The other person should do the same. You both trade one of your family lives for 3 strangers lives.
      Crub 29 mar
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    • Only pull it half way, making the trolley jump the track slowing down. It might tip over but the possibility of multiple loved ones getting hurt is better than absolute death.
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    • If you switched the lever at just the right moment you might be able to derail the cart
      HSchuster 29 mar
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    • Both pull the lever slightly to cause multi-tract driffiting thus causing the change in rails to stop the trolley thus nobody dies
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    • A thesis by Chidi Anagone
      jackl210 29 mar
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    • Get the loved on off the track, fuck the lever
      UT38 29 mar
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    • I’m pulling my lever and praying the other person DOES pull his too
      goindry 29 mar
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    • Dfergnarf 29 mar
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    • It depends if it's like my mom or my uncle that today me as a child
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    • Easy shoot the mother fucker on the other side and pull my god damn lever. He should have carried a gun.
      Teamwerk 28 mar
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    • Stare right at the other guy. Flip my switch. This way he will have to knowingly kill everyone or let half survive ;)
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    • The world is over populated anyways
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    • A gun let's you shoot the other asshole and pick your own destiny.
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    • This is why I'm majoring in Urban Planning. So situations like these won't happen. Instead, we'll have reliable and affordable models of transportation that can be accessible to different communities.
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    • Shout “don’t pull the lever, I have an idea!” And then pull the lever and save my loved ones while the other guy cries
      radar 28 mar
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    • I'd let my loved one die, trusting that they understand that this is the method in which the least people die. I'd want anyone else to do the same for me. The other person in this situation it irrelevant to that.
      YaBoi588 28 mar
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    • Both pull the leaver and let the first half of the trolly go forward then pull it again both get derailed and nobody proabably dies
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    • d1ckfelt 28 mar
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    • This is called game theory and has been tested multiple times including by large companies. There was a bank who sent random people a sheet of paper. They would get a share of $1000000 divided by the number on their paper but only the person with the largest number got the money. Nobody earned adime
      gunit22 28 mar
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    • Pull the lever about half way to cause the track switch rails to grind the wheels to a hault
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    • Pull your lever and go throat punch the other person... but this is the real world... you can half way pull both and the trolly will derail into the rocks but likely stay upright while it crashes... FUCK your philosophy.. physics doesn’t give a fuck about feelings
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    • This is why every hates moral philosophy majors
      drgan45 28 mar
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    • shoot the other person and pull my lever
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    • The thing about trolleys is... they’re quite easy to stop. Think outside the box and hit the brakes...
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    • The answer is shoot the guy on the other side, fuck your moral dilemma
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    • Encourage the other guy to pull his lever and then pull mine going for maximum damage. Go big or go home!
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    • Hit the brakes nigga
      Purpreme 28 mar
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    • Chidi’s head gonna fucking explode
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    • Take the third option. Reveal that you were the Mastermind behind all of this and release the wolves.
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    • Shoot the guy on the other side then pull the switch
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    • Yo, what if you derail the trollies by pulling them halfway?
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    • Fuckin leave the switch alone and sprint towards my dumbass loved one standing on the goddamn tracks. Move you wonderful right that I can't live without.
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    • I think most people would pull the lever. So the real question is, do you let them get away with it or do you go in with a selfish mentality and kill their loved ones as well for pulling the lever
      Phaage 4 apr
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    • Depends if it’s your true love on the tracks if so pull the lever
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    • Fuckin ripped off the joker in dark knight
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    • Why don’t they just tell the person to get the frick off the track
      D3Duper 3 apr
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    • Rather than waste my time deciding i will just go pull the family member off the track instead, unless its my bitch ass brother who drank my last mnt dew, he can die for his sins
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    • Shoot the other person
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    • Pull both levers then only 1 person will be mad at you
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    • Never said that your family on the track was tied down, leave the lever alone and grab your family. The key part of the problem isn't always the solution.
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    • You give the finger to the other guy and pull that mf lever first. Unless he kills his family out of spite hell be forced to sacrifice his single family member to save the majority
      BatalTeh 3 apr
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    • Pop a cap in the other guys ass and pull the lever
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    • I'd pick up a gun and shoot everybody
      CC23onYT 1 apr
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    • Pull yours as fast as possible. Hopefully the other guys notices the issue and will know not to pull his.
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    • Remember what Joker wanted the prisoners and the citizens to do at the end of the movie in the Dark Knight? Basically that.
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    • Pull conceal carry to shoot the other leaver puller than pull mine
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    • Option A: Take out the other guy option B: Kill everyone and collect the insurance money
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    • Depends who's on the track
      Rupee 1 apr
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    • Bold of you to assume I have loved ones
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    • Jump in front and die so you don't have to deal with it 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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    • Pull it immediately and stare down the other person, they have two choices let one of their family members die or let 5 of them die
      kjami22 1 apr
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    • If my loved ones were stupid enough to stay on the trolley and not jump, they deserve getting obliterated.
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    • can I just run everyone over including myself
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    • This is the same shit from the Dark Knight
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    • Just jump off
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    • Simple kill the other guy
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    • It’s a fucking trolley they can jump off
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    • I'd just go lay down with my family member at that point. Can't make a clear decision, so I'll just make sure they don't go alone
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    • Quick scope the other dude on the lever, DUH
      CubaKun 31 mar
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    • shoot the other guy and pull your lever to irrationally keep your loved ones safe
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    • Guys honestly there needs to be more shit like this in our movies instead of making all of these remakes
      FeroxJon 31 mar
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    • They stole this from the good place. A tv show
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    • Rock Paper Scissors for who’s loved one lives
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    • Simple, you move everyone to the middle track. THEN YOU KILL THEM ALL
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