• interviewer: you have a 3 year
gap on your resume that just says
"vengeance"
interviewer:
me: you don't remember me do you?
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    • Interviewer pulling out a massive sword: How could I forget?
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    • The interviewer:
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    • Interviewer: I see now *slowly stands* so be it then
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    • Interviewer: Why do you think I called this interview? *boss music plays*
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    • Interviewer peers hard at resume: “Well uh… this has been a good interview Mister uh… Montoya. We’ll call you back after we’ve finished this round of interviews”
      ognutt 12 jul
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    • The interviewer pulls out a comically large spoon: bring it on!
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    • The interviewer:
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    • Anyone that likes this comment will make a wh0rebot fucking d1e (everyone can do it)
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    • Listen keri we don’t want your discord
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    • Foundry 12 jul
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    • Anyone see Terminal on Hulu? That was an awesome movie.
      Aalexzzd 12 jul
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    • The Interviewer: Oh? you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
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    • His coworker
      Xacto 12 jul
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    • The interviewer:
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    • I'm just gonna pretend this is a The Decemberists reference even though I know its not.
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    • I posted this ages ago 😅
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    • Barney stinson Barney Stinson he’s so awesome Barney Stinson
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    • This is an entire story in two sentences, well done
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    • Guys I need some advice. I’m applying for a simple job at a golf course rn and I’m not sure if I should make a resume or not. It’s my first job so I don’t have any work experience, and I’ve only finished one year of college so I have no degree. Is it alright if I don’t submit a resume?
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    • trying to get first but this fucking wh0rebot with no soul stole it
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    • Count of Monte Cristo
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    • I applied here 3 years ago
      Kawawae 12 jul
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    • Barney?
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    • It’s all about that dedication.
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    • This post is hilarious!! Seriously I dig it!
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    • Dee_Snuts 12 jul
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    • My name is Inigo Montoya
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    • Autauga 12 jul
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    • I hate post like this. These are the least funny things I see here
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    • Ah yes..revenge...
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    • Interviewer: “Pushes up glasses that start fucking shining out of no where“ Hmmm I see now. I have calculated all of the outcomes of this...you certainly arent winning any of them....
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    • Interviewer:
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    • Count of monte cristo
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    • If you don’t like my comment I will be sad 😞
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    • Uchiha Sasuke
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    • dome Oldboy shit
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    • The interviewer
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    • Interviewer just sitting there like
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    • I don’t get it..
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    • Interviewer:
      Flamezy 14 jul
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    • ...The soldier from the mountains!
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    • Interviewer: its treason then *spins like palpatine and screeches*
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    • Mr. Castle I need you to be more specific.
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    • mericass 14 jul
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    • My name is inigo Montoya you fired my father prepare to die
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    • The interviewer: of course I remember
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    • What a twist
      SIQmemes 14 jul
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    • Nice
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    • Me going to israel HQ
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    • Interviewer: you dare challenge me in MY realm
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    • Barny Stinson be like
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    • That’s funny
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    • vToTv 13 jul
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    • Interviewerer: Boy, I could have kiIIed your father and you have no idea how little that would narrow it down.
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    • the interviewer
      Bogmire 13 jul
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    • Interviewer: *teleports behind them* "nothing personal, kid"
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    • Hughie to A-Train
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    • Interviewer pushes up his glasses which are now glowing white: how could I forget?
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    • The interviewer:
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    • “It was just another Friday for me”
      Gleambo 13 jul
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    • Year gap?
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    • The interviewer: ZA WORLDO
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    • Supervisor comes in and interviewer tells them to cancel the rest of the interviews for the day.
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    • The interviewer
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    • Interviewer: you dare return? Pathetic.
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    • 'Me ': you took eveything from me interviewer: i don't even know who you aree
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    • bynch 13 jul
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    • Interviewer: you were a fool too return, now you shall perish
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    • yeetacuss 13 jul
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    • Three and a half years ago at McDonald's, you pulled in front of me in the drive through line and got my order instead. I had to wait an extra ten minutes for my Bacon McGriddles.
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    • My name is inigo montoya, and you kiIIed my career, prepare to die
      Harbinger 13 jul
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    • You try to wait for a response but in the corner of your eye you see “you cannot wait when enemies are nearby”
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    • The interviewer: slowly unzips their pants. “ You dare challenge me?”
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    • Jokes on the op, the interviewer is the PC and op is the NPC.
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    • Sasuke be like
      Nardo_ 13 jul
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    • The interviewer:
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    • LORDPAPI 13 jul
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    • That's a long ass gap
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    • Don Cheadle word of the day
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    • Sweeney Todd
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    • Interviewer: I don't even know who you are
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    • “Sir we fired you because you refused to stop jerking off into the water cooler.”
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    • *the two of them five minutes later*:
      M4Life 12 jul
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    • I would love to hear how this ends.
      July 12 jul
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    • Savage lol
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    • interviewer stands up, “it’s treason then”
      RentAHood 12 jul
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    • and then the interviewer pulled out a comically large spoon
      RentAHood 12 jul
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    • Interviewer: *unzips pants*
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    • Barneys plot in how I met your mother
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    • John Wick
      Ironence 12 jul
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    • I told you i would find you
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    • *interviewer slowly stands, walks to the door and shuts it and locked it* then he speaks with his raspy voice, ah I remember now. The interviewee then jumps down and crouches out of his chair in a pose and says, i will never forget what you did, i will show you no mercy. *lights go out*
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    • Why have I been featured again? Who do I have to threaten to stop getting featured
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