Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
AFloridian AFloridian
9 feb
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
SkratsPardiso SkratsPardiso
24 sep 2020
© Based on: beingdoggos
When you tell your dog a story using their favorite words:
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
flamboyantAmdaed flamboyantAmdaed
13 mar
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
gi
Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
gi Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
Dog people
Cat people
Bird
its_ya_boi_Cheems its_ya_boi_Cheems
22 sep 2020
Dog people Cat people Bird
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before