• internetexplorers:
when i die i want to be buried wearing a
pair of sunglasses so that a few decades
down the line i will also be a cool
skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with
this statement. if even half that many
people actually did this, can you imagine
how confused future archaeologists would
be
We believe the dark glasses may be a sign
that the deceased wished to hide their guilty
eyes from St. Peter, who guarded the gates of
heaven. Their true ritualistic use is unknown.
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    • “The wore sunglasses on their deathbeds to, quote-unquote, stop seeing that dumbass, bitch-ass light at the end of the tunnel.”
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    • I want the pixel "Deal with it" glasses
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    • I want to cremated and spread out in the woods where I grew up, I want there to be some random ass pair of shades in a plastic case sitting on a boulder.
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    • When I die I want to have a sign with my corpse saying “why’d you dig me up? I was taking a nap.”
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    • I wanna be buried with a stone tablet written in incomprehensible gibberish, and wrapped in a shroud embroidered with occult symbols all over it.
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    • Archeologist: He do be looking kinda fresh doe
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    • When I die I wanna b buried in whatever I was wearing cause imma pick out my outfit before I kms so my mom won’t make me wear a dress. I fucking hate dresses
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    • When I die, I want my body turned into gemstones, the rest being combined with steel, so that I can be made into a sick sword so if the apocalypse happens, my great great grandchildren can use me as a tool of mass destruction.
      bruhsagna 30 jul
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    • Like my comment for nudes! They’re not mine, and I probably won’t send em, but like anyway ya incels!
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    • Archeologist, sees anything at all they can't explain: Clearly must be a ceremonial religious ritual
      tweb 30 jul
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    • Wait, how will they stay on your head if you don’t have ears? U just gonna wear small ones that squeeze together?
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    • People responding to themselves on Tumblr saying how many people liked or whatever is as bad as people on reddit editting their comment to thank people for upvotes
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    • No ears
      morocco 29 jul
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    • I will face God and walk backwards into hell
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    • I want those novelty glasses with the year that everybody wears at New Years parties, but with the year i died on them.
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    • How long till graverobbing becomes archeology?
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    • Just cause they like it doesn't mean they want to do it, they just found the thought entertaining or amusing. Christ, Tumblr is really just the worst.
      CBTWizard 30 jul
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    • I want to be buried with a gun that has “finders keepers” engraved on it
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    • Oh we already know and love a very cool skeleton
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    • I feel like people don’t understand that the chances of archaeologists 1. Digging up our graves is such a low chance. 2. Why would they? We write everything down for history unlike the generations that we do dig up. 3. The world would basically have to be destroyed for archeologists to have
      Karnak 30 jul
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    • Carbon fiber glasses, an aluminum plaque engraved in several languages the intention behind them, and a powerful magnet so future detection measures will hopefully have an easier time finding your cool skeleton.
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    • When is it archaeology instead kf grave robbing
      Luka_Lux 30 jul
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    • Early humans had much larger square shaped eyes that existed in a frame that protrudes from the temple
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    • Except embalming fluid causes bodies to be preserved for decades, possibly centuries (like a seriously ridiculous amount of time) so it’s gonna be a long time before you’re a skeleton.
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    • I want to be buried upside down so the world can kiss my ass 😂
      Megami 30 jul
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    • It’s funny to think about like ancient Egyptians where like wouldn’t it be funny if we put our organs in jars lol
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    • How many times did ancient civilizations do that shit and we thought it was actually some religious thing
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    • Tony Boner
      ZubZub 30 jul
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    • I will be buried in nothing but a speedo and swim goggles
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    • Ohhhh...how about a horn too so they can doot when bored??
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    • But damn, if that spooky boi aint lookin fly as hell
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    • FUCK RELIGION
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    • I need me a cute femboy bf that is addicted to hentai
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    • I’ll do it
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    • They’d find this meme lol
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    • When I die, I die. The end
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    • I told my family I wanna be cremated and turned into a sick ass mug or something that can be put on the mantle, even better if they use me to get shit faced
      Celceus 2 aug
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    • I want to be buried with sunglasses and super preserved hair styled fashionably wearing a leather jacket. I will become The Skel
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    • I want to be frozen in a giant block of ice then sent adrift in the ocean. Hopefully some random people find me slowly thawing our. As the ice gets thinner and my body becomes more visible they notice a note pinned to my chest that will say something like “They’re coming”
      Jinxzy 2 aug
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    • Nah bitch a monacle is the way to go
      ZER0K00L 2 aug
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    • I want my body to be sent into space with no true destination. If so, make it a black hole, I fucking love those. I don’t want to be in a whack ass grave. Send my body to space, any reason will do
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    • FUTURE ARCHAEOLOGIST: "why is this skeleton SO with the shits?"
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    • When I die I want to be turned into an Android with my voice and personality and advanced AI to creep people out
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    • I don’t think tumblrtards know how archaeology works
      iDad 1 aug
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    • I wanna be cremated, mixed with gunpowder, and put in artillery shells
      funk_man 1 aug
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    • Just decorate my skull and put it on the mantle
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    • With this kind of logic, it kinda makes one wonder how much shit experts have gotten wrong about ancient peoples’ odd customs.
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    • Imagine if by some way, the internet stopped working in the future. So much information, history, culture, just gone.
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    • Why does anyone assume that in the future the internet isn‘t a thing anymore and they wouldn‘t find this exact post and just know people in the past were stupid af
      KimJojo 1 aug
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    • Forge my bones into a republican gladius and Roundshield, that way I will always be able to serve my family
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    • How long do you have to wait before it's considered archeology?
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    • I'm hoping to be cremated and scattered near my old dogs grave
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    • I told my parents I don't want to be embalmed. I just want to be put in a hole in the ground and plant a tree over me.
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    • Archeologist be like “hey look at Kakyoin over here”
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    • What people gonna stop wearing sunglasses in the future?
      donavan 31 jul
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    • You think people will care enough to remember us
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    • When I die I will pay to be preserved and then buried so when someone eventually digs me up they’ll be very confused as to why I’m still fleshy
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    • I want my kids to dump bleach on my grave and kll the grass
      Misterorw 31 jul
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    • Archeology wont really be necessary in the future. Technology as advanced so much that history will be recorded by the internet. Although somehow I imagine people will still be idiots
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    • You would be a skeleton probably within a year, definitely within 2
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    • When I’m dead just throw me in the trash
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    • When I die throw me in the trash. Or cremate me. No $10,000 funeral. Fix up the house instead. I’m DEAD.
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    • I remember seeing a archaeological doc about Mesopotamia or some shit and they were like, “The woman would wear these keys to show dominance in the household”. Bruh, I think you use keys to open things actually.
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    • A friend of mine from school died the summer before our freshman year (summer of 89), and was buried wearing his sunglasses, so it does happen
      Markarian 31 jul
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    • I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown into space. I believe by the time I die, it won’t be that hard to do.
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    • I wanna be cremated and buried in the family grave with my grandfather and my dad
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    • We act like people in the future will have no idea why we did the thing we did but in honesty we have the best information recording because of the internet we’ve ever had. If we get unearthed they will just have to go to a historian that specializes in our time
      nebby777 31 jul
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    • Wow there are a lot of blind people who died
      adamtolle 31 jul
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    • Doner gang rise up
      Ino_pfpI 31 jul
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    • Well I mean it’s being documented that people want to do this so they’ll expect it lol. Either way it’d be great. The coolest generation.
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    • Stop saying future archaeologists. That’s dumb as hell, their purpose is to uncover undocumented history of humans. We document everything now. This is why archaeologists dig up ancient ruins and such and not more modern things. Everything is documented now.
      Nula 31 jul
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    • I wanna be buried with a copy of siege so people in the future can feel the pain i do when i play that game
      iBandit 30 jul
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    • Let’s start doing random shit like that for no other reason than to confuse future people
      Diabhal 30 jul
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    • Just throw me in the ocean when I go. Maybe my body will provide sustenance to some of my favorite marine animals
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    • Buried with the sign ya you found me !
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    • Imma get buried in Ray bans
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    • Bury me with my William Painters
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    • Religion will not be a thing by the time we are dead. Mark my words
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    • It’d like our version of those faces people used to be buried with. Like the pharaohs and such
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    • I mean, it's not like future archeologists are going to robbing your broke ass graves when there's ancient civilizations to be found and shit
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    • Honestly that’s how anthropologist be like
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    • I want my head and heart preserved in a jar capped at each end with gold. The jar set upon an ivory alter in the center of solid ebony mausoleum. My body laid to rest in a field where my body will nourish a seed and grow a tree. My family can remember me, and I can give back to mother nature.
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    • Future archeologists will NOT think anything retarded like that because the internet will most likely still exist and it will forever be recorded
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    • I want to be buried with a foam middle finger
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    • I wants my remains spread over the city in which I was born. I do not want to be cremated.
      Pyroxx 30 jul
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    • I mean archaeologists would probably only wonder about this if the written history of this was lost. And if it is, I think humans got bigger problems.
      Winash 30 jul
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    • Bury me in my shades.
      TheReuv 30 jul
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    • When I die I want various parts of my body to be buried across the United States, all the way from New York to San Diego.
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    • Suddenly i feel like some asshole was about to die in Greece, said "fugg it throw two coins on my eyes for the ferryman what'll I care?"... Then everybody shrugged "why not"
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    • i just hit 2000 days i have to get off this app
      nnltmr 30 jul
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    • Cool Skeleton gang
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    • Seriously though, I'm willing to bet there's a decent portion of shit we find and call religious or ceremonial just came from "lol wouldn't it be cool if..." like people have always done dumb stuff
      CrashJay 30 jul
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    • I plan on going out the same way I came in. Hitting a deer at 70 mph. After that hell if I know
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    • It’s like when you tell a joke and your mom starts lecturing you
      yoldfish 30 jul
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    • I hate to ruin the joke but the internet negates this. Archeology and history aren’t going to be the same for 2300s people looking at the 2000s as it is for us, who investigate times where records are paper only, sometimes not even that
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    • I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can see. Keep track of the visions in my eyes
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    • "They wore their sunglasses at night to keep track of visions in their eyes, so they wore them in the grave so they could have something to look at."
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    • I want to be handcuffed, beheaded and dildo up my ass
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