instead of dine in \
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
instead of dine in \
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade
Japan: No
USA: *Brings out the Navy*
I said we trade tod
history_memelord history_memelord
27 dec 2020
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade Japan: No USA: *Brings out the Navy* I said we trade tod
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
PoisonRain PoisonRain
25 sep 2020
© Based on: pupsuniversity
my dog vibing to my singing
Pickieg vf Do uf Do
Be Ficking up Cats Cats
Amusing_Comics Amusing_Comics
27 sep 2020
Pickieg vf Do uf Do Be Ficking up Cats Cats
Tne entire screentime or Marvel
Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes.
I love you, 3000.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
Tne entire screentime or Marvel Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes. I love you, 3000.
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify
Every Guy On His College Hockey
Team Just By Looking At Their Dick
PM - Buffer
51 1,475
Kuznetsov Kuznetsov
13d
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify Every Guy On His College Hockey Team Just By Looking At Their Dick PM - Buffer 51 1,475
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video
mematic & Tenor
Meth Meth
5 feb
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video mematic & Tenor
jiggle jiggle
27 apr
is she hot ga kylethe_nub l agree She is hot An
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
chappe chappe
23 sep 2020
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom