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A 10 year old girl asks her mother,
"Mommy, how was I born?"
The mother smiled and upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom
Sh ust went from to ~eal quick
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    • My mom didn't give af and explained it completely
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    • Jack and Jill went up the hill, smoked some marijuana. Jack grabbed jills thigh and said ya know you wanna. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
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    • Who elses parents never explained it to them and just kinda learned it?
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    • I just lost it at this motherfucker on the berd stream who told berd to draw a bird watching a house burn down in memorial to his actively lit house, holy shit dude
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    • The kid:
      kickup 14 aug
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    • This is featured with 7 comments.
      FORyan 14 aug
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    • nice
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    • Jack and jill went up the hill to start a little wager, they would smoke and who would choke, became the next new blazer. Jack fell down and pulled a frown while jills dress just got higher, and who would you know, jill got boned and jack became his father.
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    • Same tho
      moger9000 14 aug
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    • You were born from the slit of my dick. Shut up.
      Puzzlei 14 aug
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    • And then jesus was like
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    • Fuck you masked_dragon369 i did the rhyme right. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some Marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said "you know you wanna" Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
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    • I was 4months early. My parents didnt get married till a year & half later. I honestly think she wouldve left my dad sooner if I hadnt been born. 2 years ago i got into a fight with her about her just being mean to my dad she just flat out said she didnt love him anymore then she left him
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    • That’s “how was I created” not how she was born. Give her the painful process of giving birth like she requested
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    • Jack and jill went up a hill to do some hanky spanky jack said oh, jill said ah and out came little franky
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    • When I asked my mom straight up told me her and my dad fucked. Lmao
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    • Out of 3 kids I was the only planned child, my older brother was their honeymoon and my younger bro was a make up before they divorced😬
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    • Should’ve said head first and covered in crap because sometimes that happens.
      scoty 14 aug
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    • It’s not hard to hit it raw and not get her pregnant if you know how to pull out. Still not advisable but things like this make it seem like you’re gonna hey pregnant every time u have unprotected sex
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    • Damnnnnnnnnn
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    • I read a book that explained the birds and bees when I was 10. So yea never needed the talk.
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    • Did anyone else read it in their head with a sweet motherly voice then said oh shit out loud when you got to the end😂
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    • My first time masturbating was 8th grade and I found out because a kid asked how much do I masturbate and I had no idea what he was talking about. I looked it up and it took me a few tries to jerk it right but all of a sudden the white pee came and I freaked out bc I thought smthing was wrong wit me
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    • Just say his pullout game was weak
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    • My mom was a whore and fucked a married guy who was twice her age after meeting him in a bar
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    • Very old
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    • Thats not how she was born tho thats how she was concived
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    • how could a 10 year old not know how babies are made,
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    • So, in psychology I learned that kids become "sexually aggressive", often at the age of 6. I was never given "the talk" and thought that was normal, I learned through memes and curiousity and eventually experience. Needless to say, i didn't learn a single thing about anything sexual until I was 14
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