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    • Who could've thought that rampant deforestation had consequences
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    • America has forest reserves with 300 year old oaks. We are probably going to donate some.
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    • They'll probably just take them from the US or Canada
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    • *north american forests
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    • Probably us or canada
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    • fuck the third world countries they aren’t using it
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    • Africa's and Asia's trees aren't strong nor long enough. It'd be better to get Alaskan or Russian virgin lumber
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    • Bro sustainable lumber in the US and Canada bro
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    • Most of Ontario is Forrest and lakes. Don't know the average height but it's full of trees and entirely accessible through the various waterways running north. Wouldn't be surprised if a Canadian lumber company got contracted for the trees needed.
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    • just ask the US for some
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    • Couldn't they go to Nordish countries to get some?
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    • The Lorax is the antichrist confirmed
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    • That’s why they called it “the forest” every single board is a entire tree.
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    • They just need jungle trees and bone meal to regrow the saplings
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    • Finna chip down some sequoias
      Westeros 20 apr
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    • You could, idk, Gorilla Glue some shorter logs together?
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    • That's honestly sad
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    • i get more world news from ifunny than any other app or website tbh
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    • America does
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    • Or Finland, they have a lot of trees
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    • Whatever it takes
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    • Or, yaknow. use metal, so it won’t happen again.
      SHlN 22 apr
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    • Also for those who were wondering the original wood was Beachwood and that went extinct over 300 years ago, the ones used in the roof are over 800 years old
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    • Listen, the destruction of part of the Notre Dame was tragic, it is an enormously significant building historically... but we done need to all bend over backwards to restore it. It'll get done, life goes on. We have far more pressing matters to worry about
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    • Why tf do they need trees? Just use wood?
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    • 3D print them
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    • Get some redwood
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    • They cant use manufatured beams?
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    • Use steel beams so it won’t burn down next time
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    • Bruh deforestation is gonna eventually kill us all and these dumbass people want to rebuild a church without resources?
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    • Fuck some old building. I'd rather have a forest than a church.
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    • "Environmentally friendly country" continuously bitches America out, has no old trees
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    • They're so dumb just get some jungle saplings and bonemeal ez pz
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    • Maybe use something, say, fireproof?
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    • “Who cares about it, burn it down completely! Fuck religion!” - All the edgy Naruto running favs on this app
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    • Wait for them to grow then.
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    • They literally have a forest set aside at Versailles for the sole purpose of repairing the Cathedral if something like this happened
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    • Modernize that bitch. Steel beams and shit
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    • Thanks germany you fucking rights the ardennes would be fine if you weren't blitz krieging everything to shit every 40 years
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    • The Muslims did it
      HortIer 21 apr
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    • Because France is a SHITHOLE built on a fucking CEMETERY. The country literally refuses to build taller housing apartments because it’ll ruin the view from above.
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    • Notre Dame pre dates European imperialism, and they'll probably want wood as close to the original as possible, meaning it will probably come from Germany or Scandinavia.
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    • Why doesn't France just give up, aren't they good at that
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    • Honestly at that point just leave the building as is. If it collapses on itself its Gods plan.
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    • Can’t take trees from California or we’ll have a sequel
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    • Really nows a chance for a rebuild something better use fucking metal and shit
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    • The thought that religion is a nuisance is stupid. Thier core beliefs are in helping people especially those who need it. For instance the catholic church takes care of more people in orphanages and 3rd world countries than any other organization
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    • Maybe instead of trying to rebuild it, we should be putting our time towards actually taking care of the planet
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    • Why do they need a single tree? Did they have a single super tall support going up the middle? I dont get it. Maybe just use metal or stone so it wont start on fire?
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    • Maybe make it out of steel or something that won't randomly fucking catch fire next time? May not look the same but SURPRISE, it isn't and won't ever be the same as before, so we might as well make it stronger and less susceptible to spontaneous combustion.
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    • I’m not trying to be that guy but... it’s kinda our fault. If we hadn’t deforested so much we could probably still build it, and I don’t care what you say about rebuilding: it isn’t the same, and won’t become the same for a LONG time. And historical things come and go... We can’t expect them to last
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    • It’ll never be the original anyways so I really don’t care. The old trees deserve the protection
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    • Imo they should just change to iron and use wooden structural beam covers they wouldn’t need large trees and the building would be more secure
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    • TravieC 20 apr
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    • Flex seal that bitch
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    • I think Notre Dame’s about to have a fresh new California redwood roof.
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    • The fire was on every separate roof section. Anyone who believes this was an accident is a moron. The architect and contractor have already said on record that no equipment was being used that day. Holy Week is the perfect week for a terror attack
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    • Yall niggas can make bonemeal to grow the trees retard
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    • WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!
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    • Engineered lumber can be made to any length and is much stronger. Historical accuracy does not require historical flaws to be recreated.
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    • U.S has redwoods, and other trees that are probably big enough.
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    • So fuckin use two different timbers 🤭
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    • Ok guys, this day and time you don’t have to build things out of one solid unjointed piece of wood. In fact, you don’t have to build it out of wood period. Make a church where jet fuel can’t melt it.
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    • Why on earth would they use wood again?!?! Just use use concrete and steel beams. After all, they won’t melt.
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    • It survived dozens of civil wars and two world wars over hundreds of years but it couldn’t last open migration
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    • Hey man that’s a great natural resource that a third world company can refine and sell to create jobs and boost their economy
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    • *Colonialism has joined the chat* *World War 2 has joined the chat* *Colonialism has left the chat* *Notre Dame fire has joined the chat* *Colonialism has re-entered the chat*
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    • Or try metal so it won’t burn again
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    • Instead of using one tall tree, use multiple shorter trees
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    • How about this. Use steel instead.
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    • Better fucking not. Why would we rebuild a burned down building with more wood?
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    • Just plant some trees then
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    • Bruh my dumbass really thought they meant they couldnt climb the trees to reach the top
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    • Lmao don’t they have and saplings and bone meal? Pfft, idiots
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    • Just tear it down and put in a McDonald’s or a parking lot
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    • They don't need to make it out of fucking wood. Make it unburnable.
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    • "But there is just enough wood to build a mosque!"
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    • How bout, fuck that dumb building
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    • I hear California has some big trees
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    • Yes use wood again to build the roof, not like it got set on fire or something recently
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    • So? We renovate kathedrals with steel (skeletons?) nowadays. Many kathedrals which got destroyed in WW2 have a steel structure inside the roof. You can‘t tell the difference by the looks.
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    • (France)”oh no, I don’t have enough materials in my country to rebuild. maybe I could get them somewhere else?” (USA) “YES JOIN ME IN “LIBERATING” OTHER COUNTRIES”
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    • Or we could build it with some less flammable materials
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    • They'll just use modern carpentry techniques to pile wooden columns to make a few very tall columns. No big deal.
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    • Hmm, maybe build it out of something that's not fucking flammable.
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    • They are going to use US trees and now American lumber will be part of a historic European structure that predates the discovery of the Americas. Kind of weird to think about.
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    • they got 700million dollars over night, pretty fuckin sure they can buy some wood to build the god damn roof
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    • ...and? Things are created and destroyed every day whether you know it or not and you can’t mourn everything. The question is where are we going to put our time money and energy? Fixing a historic building that was important or helping the people in your country that’s in turmoil...
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    • Just make a 2x2 square using jungle trees
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    • Nothing lasts forever, so I'm fine with that. What gets me is how much people want French/Christian history to die having never lived it yet they want people to pay for century old slaveries and conquests.
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