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I'm 28. The girl I was wkth wanted to take a shower together. "Why dont you wait for it to warm up?" I stared back at her, a million thoughts running through my head. I feel so stupid, I couldn't enjoy the rest of the night. I has no answer for her, and I always hated showers. Today stood and waited for the shower to heat up for the first time, and it was great!
I dont know. Have you ever done something...this dumb?
I'm working on my masters and I feel like such a dumbass
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said,
"Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
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DON'T CALL YOURSELF A HIMBO UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST THIS STUPID
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My ex boyfriend once was making
pasta, and once it was done, I watched him take the pot off the stove, stick a spoon in the water, and try to fish out the individual noodles one at a time. I asked him
"don't you have a strainer?" And he said "what's that?"
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    • The shower one I can see as being a common thing. Same thing happened to me when I met my husband. But the cooking ones are definitely people that their parents didn't show them even the basics of cooking.
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    • Dude's IQ was lower than the shower temp
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    • It doesn’t mean those guys are stupid it just means someone didn’t teach them simple life things they should know. Don’t belittle them just teach them the better way.
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    • Now we all need to consider the fact that we could be one of these people without realizing it, and assume we are doing it correctly, when in fact, we are not
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    • Same energy as the girl who couldn’t figure out which side of the gas pump to pull in at...
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    • I dated a girl that wanted me to teach her how to cook. Not thinking too much about it i started with a simple soup. When the recipe called for a whole onion, she dropped a whole onion in the soup( uncut and with the outter skin still on.) I thought she was just trying to be stupid/cute. Nope
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    • I admire that mans love for frozen pizza...he still makes it even though he burns his hands every time! Amazing
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    • They at least be learning, even if its slowly.
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    • I didnt have a strainer for the first year and a half of me living on my own. It's a game changer when you get one for sure
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    • What is a strainer
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    • I had a friend that like to call me sometimes. When we talked on the phone all he’d talk about was how shitty is job is and how he has no free time etc. Whenever I tried speaking I’d get interrupted and completely ignored. Why the fuck do you call someone to rant and not let them fucking speak.
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    • My 29 year old bf would make ramen noodles, put the flavoring in, and then drain the water (along with all the flavor). I told him to drain the water then add the flavoring and he was like “yeah this is much better”. Lmao I love him, that doofus
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    • My grandmother also pulls things out of the oven with her bare hands. Difference is, she has some crazy high heat resistance cuz really hot things are only warm to her. Of course my mom inherited this kinda but not really. Instead of being able to touch really hot things, she’s always cold. In 90*F
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    • They all tried. They didn't complain about it or act like it was too hard. They just did things unconventionally
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    • I know it's the gesture of wanting to cook for someone and that's great, but a frozen pizza? Really?
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    • my dad once tried to check if our electric stove was hot by grabbing the burner with his bare hand instead of putting his hand near the thing so he could feel the warmth. sometomes i question how this man has made it to his 30s
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    • I had the a similar thing happen. My gf wanted to shower together and after the shower she says its gonna be cold. I said why? She just walks straight out the shower. I told her to just dry in the bathroom or shower and she was questioning everything she did
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    • My boyfriend chews the crap out of straws whenever he uses them. When the top was longer usable, he’d get his knife and cut off the top so he could use it again. One day I flipped the straw upside down for him and his mind was blown hahaha. I love him and all of his funny quirks haha
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    • Even without a strainer he could pour it in the sink while pushing the pasta back with the spoon.
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    • ...hold the noodles in with a lid as you pour the water out. hell even a plate works better than fishing them out jesus christ
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    • That's what happens when you have men raised by single moms who don't cook
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    • Double fork strainer system. Put two forks in between your fingers and knuckles like wolverine and then place it over the pot and slowly drain it. It works the same and you only lose a noodle or two if you arent careful
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    • Apparently you can pre-Heat the oven as Well
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    • We’re just trying our best out here man
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    • Not as bad as a 21 year old, hizbollah a Betty Crockett box of cake , getting upset because i told her to check the instructions when she asked me hows much to put in it. And then using a cookie sheet after being told to use 2 round pans and then blaming me because her cake got burnt
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    • When you realize half the humans are technically "below average" IQ.
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    • Whenever I shower at my bfs my skin get irritated and I casually mentioned that it’s because of the hard water. He insisted he had a fantastic water softener. So I asked, well when did you last fill it? The man had no idea you had to buy softener salt for it to work.
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    • I used to always get out of the shower and grab a towel in the bathroom, dripping wet, getting water all over the floor, which I then had to wipe up, until my girlfriend showered with me the first time and she left a towel within reach and used the towel to dry off with, in the shower.
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    • I lost my work phone, so I called our customer service rep with my personal phone to have them call my work phone so I could find it.
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    • Damn I miss fml so much I used to read them all the time
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    • How is it even possible to be THAT dumb? Like didn’t he grow up seeing ppl remove things from ovens using mitts? Also how are his hands not just fucked to Hell all the time?
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    • patiently waiting for natural selection to take full effect
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