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    • What if it jams during an emergency
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    • I shall need this for when I dig for gold in my ass
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    • Finally I can jack off to hentai without being shamed by my 12 year old neighbor girl who keeps walking in on me and demanding that I finish inside her
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    • "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by COMING IN ANYWAY!"
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    • What if the mechanism fucks up and the door nob wont get hard?
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    • Stupid, I ain't even gonna let you get the chance.
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    • Sorry guys I can't hang out today my door knobs charging
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    • Oh shit this is cool
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    • Now you can no longer be rescued in an emergency
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    • You may not twist my knob right now it’s is hidden
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    • Until it jams and you're fucked
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    • Can we get this for bathrooms so I dont have to keep yelling at the people that wont stop trying to open the door when it's clearly occupied
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    • They really need this for restrooms so people can stop violently shaking the knob to see if someone is in there
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    • Yeah until someone has a heart attack inside and you cant even attempt to save them
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    • First use: Restrooms! This week alone I've had 2 incidents of walking in on people. How do people NOT lock a public restroom!? I lock if I'm just going in for the toilet paper to wipe my nose.
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    • Now robbers will know which people forgot to lock their door
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    • "Hey dude I can't get in, the door isn't erect yet"
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    • 1) imagine how fucking thick ur door would have to be to have one of these on each end. 2) cost. 3) now ur door has to be plugged in
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    • Till it malfunctions from a fire and you burn to a crisp
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    • If the knobs in the hole, my knobs in the hole.
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    • Until they just fucking kick down your door
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    • I respect your privacy by knocking, but I will assert my dominance as your father, but COMING IN ANYWAY!! (Battle rams)
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    • This would stop all of the mini strokes I have when I’m using a public restroom and someone knocks.
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    • I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!!!
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    • My pp when she says she plays fortnite.
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    • Suction cup, that's how you turn things that are usually not supposed to turn
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    • Indestructible lock but not an indestructible wall
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    • I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but establishing my dominance as your father by coming in anyway.
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    • Most people just buy a lock but okay you can just spend 1000 on a door knobe that gets an erection
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    • My doors knobs are all uncircumcised thank you very much
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    • Public bathrooms need this.. What makes you think after the first try the 10th try will work? You think i unlocked the doo and went out the back or someshit?
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    • Now people will easily be able to tell which doors are unlocked without having to be cautious
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    • But what if you a accidentally leave you house unlocked. Now everybody clearly sees the doorknob and knows your house is unlocked.
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    • It's all fun and games until it malfunctions and you're stuck outside in the rain
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    • That is actually really clever
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    • I guess the “do not disturb” sign is out of the question
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    • Put your hand against it and twist
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    • Power turns off
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    • *pulls out my trusty earth magnet*
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    • So if someone is scouting your house they’ll know when your doors are locked and when they’re not
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    • That's my pee pee when i touch cold water
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    • Imagine if this how peepee work.
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    • *The Fire Marshall wants to know your location*
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    • They need that for public bathrooms so people cant jiggle tf out of the doorknob
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    • Can't wait to be trapped during a power outage! Yaaaaay
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    • Get strong adhesive and apply to a board of wood. Wait for it to dry and twist
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    • *Building is on fire* People in building: let us out. Door knob:nah
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    • Imagine the fucking battery dies or the power goes out.
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    • When it’s warm vs when it’s cold
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    • You guys ever be in a stall and someone tries to open it, and they just keep yanking on the damn door like they're gonna rip it off the hinges! Like if the door is locked it means someone is in there
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    • Power out during a fire "Guess I'll die"
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    • That’s pretty excessive
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    • The 6ixni9e meme would fit perfect with this. Stoopid I’m not even gonna let you get the chance!
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    • Okay? And what happens when it malfunctions? Also if you think that door knob would stop me from getting into your room you're wrong. Doors still either slide or have hinges. And also I'd totally soft hack the door.
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    • Need these for bathrooms so niggas dont try and bust down the door when you dumping
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    • That requires an immensely thick door, but is cool as hell
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    • Little kid locks himself in
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    • That's dumb as shit dead bolt and door knobs work fine that's just some new expensive shit to break
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    • Every fucking porn website is down, this is a red alert
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    • Most doors are kicked in. The door knob never breaks....
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    • That would be a pretty thick door if a knob needs to be retracted on both sides
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    • With advancements you want less moving parts. Imagine paying a repair man $200 to come out and fix your door knob when it jams or breaks
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    • Come on down to real fake doooooors
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    • I was listening to musix while cleaning the men's bathroom (single restroom) at work and I lock the door, cuz I don't need a drunk wandering in, and this ten year old kid picked the lock
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    • That’s is 100% going to jam
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    • This door either entered a cold shower or imagined his grandmother naked.
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    • Hey u guys, a google insider has come out and said google was planning, may still be planning, to meddle in the 2020 election by being biased against conservatives. They set the algorithms to further leftist agenda. And the google CEO LIED ABOUT IT. This is how governments become totalitarian.
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    • Oh hey look my neighbor just left for work and forgot to lock his door. I can tell, because I can see his door knob. Time to get my tools back.
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    • I will carry a toilet plunger to suckle the knob from it's niche.
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    • Someone: knocks on door Door knob: disappears
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    • Could still kick it in
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    • Put... put your dick in it
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    • My dick does this when its cold
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    • Where do I purchase this knob
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