• indigo child.
how was anal sex discovered?
) Oma.
& @_taerg
Wrong holeeeeeeeeeeold on...we might have something here.
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    • I'd say caveman r@ pe but who knows
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    • I assure you anal sex has been around longer than verbal language.
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    • We saw a hole and stuck our dick in it. Its that simple
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    • I’m gonna go with gay men.
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    • I imagine they just saw her asshole and was like hey, I wanna stick my dick in that
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    • Medieval times when women had chastity belts on and wanted to please their lovers
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    • They were probably like "pooping feels really good so I wonder what if we just put it back in"
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    • The Greeks (or Romans) fucked each other's assholes to assert dominance and celebrate the winter solstice. It's not gay. You're just asserting dominance amongst your bros. I say we bring back this tradition.
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    • Miezute
      Anal isn't even that bad yall are just boring
      Miezute 9 aug
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    • What I hate is men will fuck you in the ass and then put it in your pussy with no regard for anything. Like bro that’s how we get UTI’s
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    • Anal... the original form of birth control
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    • Anal sex is ok. I just hate condoms and that ruins it for me. No matter how clean it is I’m not risking an UTI from bacteria. Ouch
      Jetmann 9 aug
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    • Dogs did it to assert dominance then some dude saw it and thought Ooooo
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    • I mean... it’s a hole. This isn’t rocket science.
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    • The first anal sex must've been reeeeeeeeeal messy
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    • Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail And they discovered they could sleep with another male Now they're having butt sex Cowboy butt sex
      Crudeowl 10 aug
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    • I was in school and someone put a 20 inch horse cock on my chair, didn’t see it, sat down and blew the fattest fucking load, anyway I hope everyone has a great week. :)
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    • People have always done any weird sex shit you could imagine. Anal isn’t even that weird. They were probably just like “That ass is fine and has another hole to try.”
      lwpack 10 aug
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    • I once read one of those college confessions about a guy getting into a one night stand with a girl in his car, midway through it the girl asked to go anal, he accepted and so they went at it, girl was sitting on top of him like normal until he started to get a bad smell, the girl was still 1/?
      Minun 9 aug
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    • Was gonna make a joke about this butt fuck it.
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    • Imagine putting your penis where poo comes out 🤮
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      Foundry 9 aug
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    • “Ugh I don’t feel anything anymore now even 12 inches is too small! Wait. Try my anus. Oh! Oh my goodness! It’s like I’m a Virgin again! Oh the pain!!!! What?? No keep going! Oh yeah baby right there oh yeah I don’t care ignore the poop it feels so good haaaaaaaannnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
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    • It was popularized by Christian straight camps. Believing that Sodomy of a woman from a gay man would turn him straight and eventually lead him to vaginal sex. It didn't work of course.. but the priest loved the idea so much they adopted it and put a little twist on the idea.
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    • Christopher Columbus discovered it in 1492 when trying to sail to India
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    • When sin entered the world
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    • Dudes tired of clapped out beat up coochies that thier girl had thrown around like a ragdoll for years before they met!
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    • Butt sex is BEST SEX
      AssOnly 9 aug
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    • The Greeks invented sex, but the romans introduced women into it
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    • Hint: Greek men and olive oil
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    • "B-but I poop from there!"
      miHoYo 12 aug
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    • My fiance and I just did last night ayyy
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    • When my dad missed
      TitoEH 9 aug
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    • My buddy's dad was deployed to the middle east a few decades ago, his friend was a physician for the locals. A couple wanted to know why she wasn't getting pregnant. He discovered they didn't know the difference between the cooter and the pooper
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    • “How was anal discovered” like men aren’t just instinctually inclined to put their dicks in any hole they see…
      DaSquyd 9 aug
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    • Stick bug likes to get freaky
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    • "Ah I think I slipped into the wrong hol-
      Figure 9 aug
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    • "Ooga booga no baby today"
      opeman24 10 aug
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    • Most times you get the dolphin noise response...unha, unha
      Neno1313 9 aug
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    • Probably when mother fuckers started washing their ass more than once a week.
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    • Some greek most likely...
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    • Fucked around and found out
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    • anal really isn’t even that bad
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    • Prob after gay sex
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    • probably the gays again
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    • The indigo children! The children of mars... they were sent, spiritually from times long past, from a planet, far far away. Tho the nearest mission mars is set in 2032, the Indigo children are involved in its success. They will never be able to return, they will give up their earthly lives. Their fa
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    • I'm pretty sure it is just hardwired into certain men's heads to like sticking it in her ass :/ ever since I was old enough to be horny I've wanted to put it in some unsuspecting woman's poop shute.
      drakeo7 10 aug
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    • my guess is that it's been around longer than vanilla
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    • I love that Oma, Grandma, is the one answering.
      wspyder 9 aug
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    • We've been making a better meme app during quarantine that started out as a fun project but kinda blew up. We had 1000 discord members but then a rival app got so concerned about our success that they hacked and mass banned everyone in the server and yet we're still growing. Discord is smwyC3j
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    • I'd gander the same way oral sex started
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    • I'm pretty sure there's a whole chapter in the Bible dedicated to this
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    • When pinky went stinky
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    • Because that’s how we fuck femboys
      pigles1 10 aug
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    • Ear canal here we go.
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    • *the first guy to discover anal* SECRET TUUUNLE!
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 9 aug
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    • I met a really shy guy who was obsessed with ass play jokes and I was like are you trying to fuck me in my ass and he was like, I wouldn't be opposed if you said yes but he got really excited about me asking....
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    • The Greeks
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    • Chick was on her period and dude said what about this one.
      sludgey 10 aug
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    • How was s3x discovered
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    • Saying Java is the best language because it works on everything is like saying anal secks is best for the same reason
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    • When anyone sees a hole they must see what's inside
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    • It was discovered by the gays. That’s the obvious answer
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    • You ever just looked at really nice ass. Like I mean like a nice, round plump ass and think “man I just want bite a cheek to see how soft it is” or “I really just want to my face between the cheeks and motorboat her butt”. It was probs like that,but dude was like I’ll put my dick instead
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    • I have an anal fetish. There ya guys go, do with that what you will.
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    • It was actually like........................ Greece femboys: “b-but I don’t have one of those...”_____________ Roman soldiers:
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    • I think it was the gays
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    • When the greeks started having sex with guys. Then the Romans found out you could do it with women.
      Gendo 9 aug
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    • I don't get it. Why not fuck her in the pussy? That's what it's for.
      maceace 9 aug
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    • If it fits i sticks
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    • Adam: What do you mean you're on your period? Eve: It means we cant have sex. Adam: Hmmm, show me that booty hole girl.
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    • Wont ur dick be covered with shit?
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    • Anal hurts so much. I don’t understand why so many people do it
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    • Animal r@ pe probably
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    • Threes a crowd tho
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    • Anal sex is the gift that keeps on giving, until it stops giving. In which that case it tears.
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    • My name is Klaus, and I'm an alcohaaaaaa wrong meeting
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    • If it’s a hole, somebody is going to try sticking their dick in it. Was discovered way before the wheel. And you know when they invented the wheel, someone almost immediately tried fucking it
      Curvz 12 aug
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    • Are there women that actually enjoy anal?
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    • Okay shut up emo we never said that anal is bad, you just wanna be quirky cuz you like it in the ass
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    • And so, a song was born...
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    • Stepbro I'm constipated!!!
      ClemTWD 10 aug
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    • Oh please humans will fuck anything and everything.
      gothqueen 10 aug
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    • Why wouldn’t it be “discovered”? You see a hole next to a hole, and you can assume you can put something in there. Stop asking silly questions with simple answers
      aboudeh02 10 aug
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    • Gay jokes aren’t funny, cum on guys
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    • Around the same time homosexuality was discovered.
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    • Yo, where there's a hole in a human body there's someone who put their dick in it. All I'm gonna say is there's a video of someone screwing a Japanese lady's nipple holes because they are so big.
      KingKrab 10 aug
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    • Damn 😅
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    • Must have been a pain in the ass to figure out
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    • What they used to do to not have babies
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    • The first time I had sex was in the dark and I didn’t realize the coochie was so low, so I went for the first hole I got to and after a little bit of fingering I was thinking “wait, is this her asshole and she’s just playing along cause she feels bad?” Turns out it was actually coochie
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    • Religious people getting around not being allowed to have premarital sex, so they would use other holes claiming it's not technically sex
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