incorrect sambucky
@incorrectfatws sarah: what's it like living with bucky?
sam: imagine living with an actual civilised person
sarah: okay...
sam: now throw that thought out the window
incorrect sambucky @incorrectfatws sarah: what's it like living with bucky? sam: imagine living with an actual civilised person sarah: okay... sam: now throw that thought out the window
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out
To Be Seagull Dyed Blue
An exotic-looking orange jut to be a
seagull covered In curry
Worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out To Be Seagull Dyed Blue An exotic-looking orange jut to be a seagull covered In curry Worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Wyd?
Taking a bath
Send pic
Bye.
Wyd? Taking a bath Send pic Bye.
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
ORIGINAL
Rip Prince Philip x
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
ORIGINAL Rip Prince Philip x AM - - Twitter for iPhone
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
"You attract what you fear"
Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha!
RES
can't believed that worked!
"You attract what you fear" Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha! RES can't believed that worked!
Proto Proto
18 sep 2020
© Based on: effluvius
af The Government Wants Him Killed LA
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
flamboyantAmdaed flamboyantAmdaed
13 mar
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
when you don't know how to whistle so you keep trying
as
ZJAM1996
29 oct 2020
when you don't know how to whistle so you keep trying as
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
Let us take you home.
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Trump_General_ Trump_General_
11 feb
Let us take you home. Sponsored Open Link
Me giving advice Me living my life
Tabby Tabby
5 mar
Me giving advice Me living my life