in the world full of selfishness
find a girl who protect you from UV
rays
dhouse21 dhouse21
5 apr 2020
in the world full of selfishness find a girl who protect you from UV rays
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
can't see shit
126743
8 dec 2020
can't see shit
Nobody:
Pumpkin Spice:
of the effect
I have on women
Lonethefox Lonethefox
5 nov 2020
Nobody: Pumpkin Spice: of the effect I have on women
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck
It's treason then.
olin
AHOAo iAaD
It is only natural
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck It's treason then. olin AHOAo iAaD It is only natural
10 year old me coming out of
the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
La_Chula La_Chula
24 nov 2020
10 year old me coming out of the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
II :
DOES YOUR DOG BITE?
SS
COME HERE BOY
Go
pureComics pureComics
21 sep 2020
II : DOES YOUR DOG BITE? SS COME HERE BOY Go
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby'
SS
Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
Imagine breaking into a house, getting
shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
NoSpace NoSpace
5 dec 2020
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' SS Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
That's some clean af glass."
Hell Hell
19 jan 2021
That's some clean af glass."
SS
SISTER CASSIA
he
The_Dragoon The_Dragoon
25 sep 2020
SS SISTER CASSIA he
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
Some things are worth getting hurt for.
Ry
blue_memezxoxob7ue blue_memezxoxob7ue
27 oct 2020
Some things are worth getting hurt for. Ry