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    • THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL
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    • Mmm, goddamn.
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    • Guard: get in your cell Me: you can’t make me. you don’t run this cell Guard: *rips of mask to reveal mitochondria* actually I do
      0Savage0 11 jan
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    • Cell mate: *starts sweating uncontrollably*
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    • Wanna know why they call me big chungus?
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    • Prison isn't that bad actually they make it out to be worse than it actually is regular prison isn't hard at all it's the federal prisons you gotta worry about getting shanked in the yard or not
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    • Wanna know why they me Gaylord
      A_Primee 11 jan
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    • *gets stabbed
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    • Then the cell mate responds: “well, I’m the Nucleus, bitch, so I’m in charge around here!”
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    • DualLingo 11 jan
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    • That's really fucking good
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    • Brofest 11 jan
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    • I just yelled, in the mall, "IM THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!" pure instinct
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    • You digest everything?
      4014 11 jan
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    • That’d be the most intellectual power move of the 21st century
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    • "because I'm THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL NIGG
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    • Glad I spent 12 years in school to understand this reference
      C0NQUER 11 jan
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    • IM THE POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL!
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    • Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me,
      frogless 11 jan
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    • *proceeds to get bootyhole demolished*
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    • You would get today with a knife and left to bleed out from your anus while they cut your eye put a skull fuck you
      ZAKARA 11 jan
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    • If you came down here to comment "im the powerhouse of the cell" thanks for explain raping the humor. Make yourself not alive
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    • He went to prison because he ‘might-have-conned-ria’
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    • CAUSE IM THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL *proceeds to RKO the shit out of his cell mate*
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    • Me: because I named my dick after it!!!! *Proceeds to get shanked multiple times*
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    • Krebs cycle and glycolysis are the power house of the cell
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    • I've visited allot of prisons for community service, and prisoners are mostly very nice people, I played chess with them, shot some hold on the court with them and managed to break a few ankles, and that mitochondria joke cracked allot of them up in Seattle penitentiary, feels nice to give back
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    • BigTyrone 11 jan
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    • Literally 99% of them would not understand it. Trust me I know. I work there
      Tankboy31 11 jan
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    • That’s a good thing to say before a rape.
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    • If I ever end up in jail, I’ll make sure to say this. Even if that means I end up getting force fed by Tyrone through my rectum.
      Doxx 11 jan
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    • So nobody knows that the singular noun is mitochondrion huh
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    • I gonna murder you for this disgrace of a joke
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    • Adenosine Triphosphate niggas be like.
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    • Gets today
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    • *gets stabbed
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    • Wanna know why nobody calls me?
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    • n then u get today
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    • I’m the mitochondria of this prison
      Sween 11 jan
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    • *Proceeds to get today by cell are and three others*
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    • ..of THIS cell
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    • Holy shit I literally said this shit a school I didn’t know it was a fucking meme already
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    • TYRON'S THE POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL MOTHERFUCKER
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    • That’s actually a good one
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    • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?...... wait..... oh fuck!
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    • Does he create a hydrogen ion gradient through oxidative phosphorylation?
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    • Cellmate: Wanna know why they call me Big Nigga? Cuz I’m the powerhouse of the jail
      Horker 11 jan
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    • *gets stabbed by everyone including the guards*
      Ninjato 11 jan
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    • *gets today
      Lifeoffry 11 jan
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    • This > Cardi b
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    • You wanna know why they call me "morherfuqer"?
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    • You wanna know why they call me Big Chungus
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    • He only has his mother's DNA
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    • Imagine seeing this meme in science class
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    • My biology teacher said it was used for atp sythesis.
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    • That's honestly a good one
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    • The cell mate would say, “nigga I’m the vacuole b cause I mufuckin store food, water, and waste so I suggest you don’t fuck wit me nigga.” And then the guard comes up and says, “Well I’m the cell membrane because I let some things in and out of the cell but I keep some things inside.”
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    • They call me chungus for a reason
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    • This is exactly why I can’t go to jail
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    • Start wailing on him while saying "I'm the powerhouse of the cell!"
      Sinjester 11 jan
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    • Lmfao alright ifunny I’ll give ya this one
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    • Prepare your asshole
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    • I’m the powerhouse of the cell
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    • CUZ I'M THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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      Disney_XD 11 jan
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    • This is an impressive meme, bravo
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    • Tier 3 meme
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    • Mitochondrion*
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    • BigTyrone 11 jan
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    • Cuz I'm gonna rape you
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    • This some advanced humor
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    • So, you wanna know why they call me the Minecraft god?
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    • I'm the power house of the cell!
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    • Because MITOCHONDRIA IS THE FUCKING POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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    • The mitochondria is the site of oxidative phosphorylation you uncultured swine
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    • God fucking dammit
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    • *He Replies, “...Wanna know why they call me the N word?”
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    • *gets butt fucked in the showers*
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    • Because you're tiny and easily crushed?
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    • *other prisoner under breath* oh fuck he means business
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    • This is a Teir 3 meme
      Snavels 17 jan
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    • This is Gold
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