• In order to summon a demon, an item must
be placed on each of the five points on the
pentagram. Which items would be needed
to summon you?
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    • Caribou coffee, tears of a victim, dmc Yamato, an alive cat, and the heart of a chicken
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    • Me? Oh, you could just text. I’m not a demon. But I think demons are totally cool though! *glancing at the people below me and sweating*
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    • What about you?
      agentill 25 apr
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    • Ox pendant, gpu, star wars something, spark plug, and a wrench
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    • A Colt revolver, a pipe of tobacco, a bison hair, a Bowie knife, and a silk scarf.
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    • Knife, bullet, 8 tooth gear, bag of Takis, Xbox controller.
      HW58 25 apr
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    • Oreos. Just 5 stacks of Oreos.
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    • A pencil and sketchbook, a good game, a note that says you love me and will be nice to me, weed??? Alternatively 5 dollars on each point
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    • Well none cuz i still would not come.
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    • Buck knife, flint rock, braided rope, notebook, and cloak
      ReinaFoxx 25 apr
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    • Gaming laptop, nintendo switch, my mom (alive and unharmed), chocolate ice cream, and mg girl friend. Believe you me I'll be there before the first word leaves your mouth.
      WARVOID 25 apr
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    • 1 box of .45 ammunition, 1 hoodie, 1 blunt, 1 well made sword or axe, 1 gallon of OJ. Jolly cooperation for all.
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    • Game controller, soda or hot chocolate, candy bar, something related to mythology or theology, a pet. maybe pajama pants if you expect me to stay
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    • A cum rag, bologna, and reason to live(written on 2ply)
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    • Purple candle, cinnamon, Harry Potter book, amethyst, and Sprite Zero
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    • Coffee, bang energy drink, sci-fi book, knife, and d20 die
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    • Bullet, a pen with blue ink, a book, and $100 bill.
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    • Dragon statue, art supplies, Nutella, my dog, vanilla coke from Sonic
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    • Game controller, dice, sugary treat, meat, and math book
      Rentrice 25 apr
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    • Sips tea* there’s a tissue joke here. But that’s because I have a constantly runny nose. Perverts.
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    • Coffee, Single Malt Whiskey, Cigars, Porterhouse Steak and a .45 cal Pistol
      RobT70 25 apr
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    • Any coffee, any potato dish/product, a used copy of fallout 4/skyrim, my dog's collar/toys, and any assortment of drugs (prescription, illicit, or otherwise) Also if the circle can be made out of a pretty paint/ink that would be great :) I'm not a terribly picky demon.
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    • My fiancee. My dogs. Coffee and a meatball sub.
      GodiKai 25 apr
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    • Cheese, a video camera, a pencil, pesto and some tea
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    • Iced cold brew coffee, pomade, a dumbbell, a gun, and a copy of half life 1 hahaha
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    • a pillow, a sandwhich sacrifice, a cup of coffee, an rpg videogame and a blanket
      DGon2000 25 apr
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    • Emotional oranges vinyl, raspberry tea, trxsh gxng mask, ps4 controller, knife
      Stix_143 25 apr
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    • I'm seeing a lot of common themes here
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    • Paperback fantasy book, a puppy, lemonade, cinnamon and old iPod
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    • Chef knife, a bottle of rum, a chunk of concrete, coke (soda), and a pair of headphones
      Pureghost 25 apr
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    • A ditto, a chocolate candy bar (reeses or York for maximum effect), a warm fuzzy blanket, an xbox controller, and a handful of shiny stuff.
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    • Coffe (dark roast), Videogames (RPGs will have a quicker affect), Avatar the Last Airbender box set dvd, Fifureine of Tharja from Fire Emblem: Awakening, and sleeping pills (I have an unhealthy sleep schedule.)
      Senrune 25 apr
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    • I have no idea. But I doubt it'd be 5 items. I'm pretty easy to get ahold of.
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    • Just put some food on all the corners it could even be just fried chicken and ill show up
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    • A squeaky toy, a blanket, some bubble wrap, some fuzzy socks, and an Xbox controller
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    • A Jew, an Asian, a white man, a black, and a Mexican/Indian
      Apeface 25 apr
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    • Again zing wings, ranch, a thermos of cold water, more ranch and some napkins.
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    • Monster Java brand coffee, a pack of cigarettes, a chunk of wood from a forest tree, porn, and a pocketknife?
      agentill 25 apr
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    • A good burger, some beer and a few nudie magazines
      Lord_Kyza 25 apr
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    • I have no clue. Usually they are dear to a person (after death) but since this is a live summoning. I would think music cds, soda, guns and a thing of pizza. Wording? I have no clue
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    • Thigh high socks, a VR headset, some weed, an energy drink, and a fox tail.
      Shimo 25 apr
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    • Redbull, a keyboard, car keys, 300 gallons of cum, and some racist memes
      Raccoozs 25 apr
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    • A knife, Xbox, a gun, seasoned chicken, and some kind of porn perniphila.
      PFour147 25 apr
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    • Ka-Bar, Gaming Computer, Pie, Still beating Heart of my Ex-Wife, Dr. Pepper...
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    • What if I’m not a demon?
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    • Fallout: New Vegas, Sonic Adventure DX, orange juice, a copy of Billie Eilish's WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO album, and a Legendary Godzilla figurine
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    • Probably something related to gaming, a punkin, an apple cinnamon scented candle, a simple black ring, and a cup of anything caffeinated.
      dormous 28 apr
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    • The darkest written short stories by edgar allen poe, each being different from the other on the points
      Elwyn 28 apr
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    • 5 jars of peaches
      Ishtaunt 26 apr
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