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    • In the beyblade universe Moses used a beyblade to part the Red Sea
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    • It’s beyblade cannon that Moses split the sea with a beyblade
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    • Is this the same timeline where he dies a virgin?
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    • In the bayblade universe Moses parted the red sea with a bayblade ⏪
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    • So it's true, you do become a wizard after being a virgin for years
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    • Issac Newton died a virgin.
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    • Makes sense. Newton gets a lot of credit for Calculus and his gravity stuff but he did that at like 18. He spent the remainder of the time trying to perform alchemy so I’d imagine he delved into the occult.
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    • Dr. Strange is probably one of the luckiest person in the MCU. He was a successful and genius surgeon and now he’s fucking balling out making sonic rings to distant planets and looking into the future like a badass
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    • I suppose it takes people of science who know how the physical world works to know what they can do to change it with magic.
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    • Issic newton died a virgin
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    • That dude never got pussy
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    • So that’s why he died as a virgin
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    • That’s actually a really cool fact
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    • Not only that, he was today by an alien chick who GAVE BIRTH TO MICALANGELO ( WHO COULD CONTROL TIME ), he murdered a bunch of people ( not even using magic, just with rocks and his hands ) and fucking DISCOVERED GRAVITY
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    • In other words earth 616
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    • Still died a virgin. Doesn’t matter if you’re a Sorcerer Supreme, you made calculus you die a fucking virgin.
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    • When my friends and I did a Marvel DND campaign, we killed Dr. Strange and made Dr. Doom the Sorcerer Supreme
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    • Virgin supreme
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    • Was he STILL a virgin though?
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    • What he do? Just yeet magical apples at bad guys?
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    • In our world Newton was a legitimate alchemist. So yeah sorcerer supreme fits well
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    • Are you kidding me? No shit sherlock, Newton studied alchemy for decades. He considered it a greater passion than physics and is one of the few people to ever translate the Emerald Tablets. Fuck outta here with this uninformed shit.
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    • Issac Newton died a virgin. Dr strange gets pussy regularly. Just proves if you invent calculus you must die alone
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    • He died a virgin so I’ve accomplished more than he
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    • So ur saying the pool for Sorcerer supreme has really been widened because Isaac Newton was a brilliant genius of his time unrivaled by any and Steven strange well he is just a surgeon one that we have 1000s of in the world just like him
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    • Yeah, that's cool and all, but in Newton and the Apple Tree, Isasc Newton is a tsundere loli that's capable of time travel, so that's kinda a superior version really
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    • All that power and still died a virgin
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    • Strange: *Is clonked in the head with an apple* Huh. That's familiar.
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    • He still died a virgin
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    • The great Sorcerer virgin supreme
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    • Main marvel universe is universe 616 and mcu is like universe 1500 sonething
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    • He didn’t discover gravity... he made it...
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    • Issac was as close to a real sorcerer than any human could ever be. Read his story!
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    • And Leonardo da Vinci was a time traveller
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    • Thank you Kanye, very cool
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    • In our universe Isaac Newton was sorcerer supreme
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    • This is our universe too, you can't tell me that nigga wasn't on some other worldly shit
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    • Still a virgin
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    • He actually invented gravity through magic, how rude
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    • Please God let Marvel make a movie or show about this
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    • Too bad he was a virgin
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    • It's called the 616
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    • When you can summon gateways to other dimension and to every last person on earth and still die a virgin
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    • He died a Virgin.
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    • Wow being an occult pedo is so cool now
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    • But scientist supreme is also a legitimate title in the marvel-verse... why not just... nvm
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    • Oh and remember that Newton wrote more about religion than science. He was a non trinitarian Christian and was obsessed with the third temple and Armageddon
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    • Then why tf did that virgin make calculus
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    • Foodporn over here
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    • ONLY LEFT BRAINED PEOPLE CAN REACH PINK COLOR
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    • Virgin sorcerery powers
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    • That explains why he was a massive virgin.
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    • He did practice alchemy so it’s not surprising marvel would include something like that in its lore
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    • Pfff the science nigga deserved to be a permavirgin for inventing mf calculus
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    • He died a virgin because he was took busy mastering the secrets of the universe
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    • He died a virgin, which means this guy went hundreds of years without any coochie
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    • Nicolas flamel
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    • I get it because he died a virgin and men who are virgins at age 30 become wizards
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    • I feel like that only makes it more impressive that they consider Dr. Strange to be the best of them. Also Brother Voodoo took over as Sorcerer Supreme once and that was kinda cool. I wish they’d explore the supernatural side of Marvel in the MCU
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    • He knew about the whole thing. Even those damn anime tits y’all post
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    • Y’all ever seen the original, canon, Team Fortress team? Abraham Lincoln, Tesla, Freud and so on...
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    • "I take it the Maw is dead?"
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    • Isaac newton, conductor of gravity
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    • Tesla better fuckin be one too.
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    • Well he did study alchemy
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    • It was in his search if all realities did he see himself get hit with the apple
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    • That’s that nigga zuul from ghost busters
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    • And hes meant to be the best
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    • Isaac Newton was an alchemist irl
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    • And yet he still died a virgin, didnt he?
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    • A taco supreme sounds good
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    • Makes sense
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    • Primary universe is earth 616 and this didn’t happen in 616
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    • MOTHER FUCKER THAT SON OF A BITCH DID INVENT GRAVITY
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    • Isaac newton died a virgin tho
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    • And in endgame they refer to him as the best of them
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    • Isaac newton was also the villain from the vision of escaflowne, I applaud those who have seen it.
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    • Earth 616
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    • Why does isaac newton look like ichabod fucking crane
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    • I just want a movie about brother voodoo, or at least a tv show
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    • Or santa is a super powerful mutant
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    • I'm pretty sure I read that comic too
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    • Put Molecule Man in a marvel movie
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    • Isaac Newton was deemed a heretic from the Catholic Church as Isaac Newton was a protestant, or non denominational christian.
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    • Santa Clause has the Infinity Gauntlet once
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    • That’s makes so much sense considering the context of his life like he was a shut in solving great mathematical mysteries in privacy until he took the lead mathematicians job after hating him for years it fucking sounds like a script
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