• in high school, my mom once asked
where i was going from a few rooms
over while i was heading out the door.
iyelled "to do drugs!" and she yelled
back "haha good one have fun!"
then i left to go do drugs
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    • Just tell the truth as a joke. Then when you get caught, you can just say that I told you what I was doing
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    • Seriously, i pulled this shit too and it was fine. BUT I say I'm going bowling bc I'm actually going bowling, i get questioned
      ThatWolf 2 jul
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    • Like this comment for absolutely nothing
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    • I put on cologne and got accused of vaping when my room smelled like cologne. Never vaped in my life.
      BilthBoy 2 jul
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    • Yea I said the same thing all through highschool and all of a sudden it’s a major shock when my parents found out I smoked weed lol
      Nosyt 2 jul
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    • It’s true, I’m drugs.
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    • Lmao as a kid when I went to smoke weed my mom would say “where are you going, doing drugs?” And I’d say “yeah my buddies and I are rolling some doobies and we’ll get stoooned” like Crush the turtle, she’d just laugh and say bye. Then I’d go and roll doobies and get stoned.
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    • Telling ur parents what your gonna do in the style of a joke is fun
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    • Honesty is the best policy
      iSuRvIvE 2 jul
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    • Ah, yes. I too do the sex and drugs. Rock and roll, amirite?
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • Dare as failed you
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    • Aha, yes, I too, do the drugs and drink the alcohol! Indeed!
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    • Same
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    • So quirky. You do drugs AND turn off auto capitalize? You must be SO quirky, aren't you
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    • Soooo quirky
      heckthee 2 jul
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    • Wheres the ImAgInE dOiNg DrUgs dude
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    • Drugs are the big gay
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    • My first experience with drugs was prescribed opioids after a back surgery. I’m afraid of getting addicted cause I used to be hooked on those things. Obviously it doesn’t compare to a lot of the dangerous stuff, but I hope I never use drugs of any kind in the future
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    • No one suspects the honest man
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    • It’s reverse reverse psychology
      soybean 2 jul
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    • Hahaha I can relate being irresponsible and potentially fucking my life up
      PIL0T 2 jul
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    • Wow y'all really shameless huh
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    • S o Q u i r k y A n d H i l a r i o u s
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    • Anti drug edge lords entering the comments:
      DoomDude 2 jul
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    • Lmaoo I've done this too but it backfired for me and ended up getting an hour and a half talking to about the dangers of drugs. Then I left and did drugs
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    • "wait you were telling the truth?" "I actually do that quite often. "
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    • I showed this to my mom and said "me" but she just laughed again saying I joke too much
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    • Always went to hit a dab pen in the bathroom in wood working. Those were the fucking days
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    • At least you were honest
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    • Do drugs in your house alone pussy
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    • here comes ifunny about to lose their absolute minds at the mention of drugs
      ElKadino 2 jul
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    • Haha I make drugs am I cool now do you guys accept me to your social group now come on please I have no other place to be in I will do anything you guys want me to do please
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    • I tell my mom and dad about all the shit my friends and I do stoned
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    • I had a friend that always told his wife, "I am going to see me girlfriend." when she questioned where he was going. She would laugh and tell him to have fun. She realised 5 years later that he wasn't joking.
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    • At least you told the truth.
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    • Lmao DARE taught me what drugs were and made me want to try them
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    • When i was leaving the house my parents always asked me where i was going my answer " to get DDDRRRUUUNNNKKKK!!!! " and they said " you better not boy, be safe " and i got plastered.
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    • Ok? Are you bragging about doing drugs yo be a disappointment to your family? Or do you want clout and people to think you are actually funny
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    • 1972 Mom asked where me and a couple of friends were going and we yelled going to steal some hubcaps. We got caught at 10 pm stealing hubcaps as a joke. Off of a 65 mustang. I know hard to believe but. Back then mustangs came with hubcaps
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    • Drugs are bad, it’s like y’all think you’re invincible or something.
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    • So quirky🤪🤪 I lie to my mom and disappoint her and then post about how I lied and did drugs on Twitter, guys please accept me
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    • barrios 2 jul
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    • JEEZUS PEOPLE USE PUNCTUATION!!! THIS MEME WAS SO CONFUSING WITH OUT COMMAS!
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    • Anyone else's parents ask way too many questions about where you're going, who you're with, where you've been? Its ridiculous. I'll never understand people who manage to sneak out their house either. Im grown so i still do what I want, but its annoying
      EthanT 2 jul
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    • My step dad once insisted that the red birthmark directly on the back of my neck was a hickey, and interrupted my mom who was studying for finals to come out and she had to explain to his dumbass that that mark's been there my whole life. He was always so suspicious of me, but I was a pretty ok kid.
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    • My mom said "where did you go" "to buy drugs" she got mad and said "no, really" i pulled dab carts out of my pocket and said "to buy drugs"
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    • I lied by telling the truth
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    • Power move
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    • Yes I too can do the drug
      cheesee 4 jul
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    • Thats why me and my wife have our own apartment nobody questiones me not i question myself
      kanep0e 2 jul
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    • I once told my mom I was going to a party on a school night (she asked if drug and alcohol were involved and I said yes, but you know I'm not interested) and she let me go, bit in reality I was hiding the fact that I was just going to meet a girl
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    • What's it like to be the youngest sibling?
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    • Gurp
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    • Always worked for me
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    • As expected
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    • Imagine doing drugs
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    • When your parents trust you that much not to do drugs and you go out and do them...
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    • Best I can do is this
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    • Congrats on disappointing your parents
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    • Imagine being a loser who is addicted to drugs and alcohol
      EggMan2 2 jul
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    • SOOOO QUIRKY!!!!!!!
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    • So fucking QUIRKY, HAHA LOOK GUYS I MAKE BAD DECISIONS
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    • i used to do that all the time, my mom never caught on. good psychology
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    • Okay? So you're an idiot that has bad habits and has an addictive personality??? I don't...? What's the joke here?
      Krauser 2 jul
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    • Yeah if your parents don’t care your more likely to do it
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    • Nobody fucking cares
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    • "Oh I'm just gonna go do some cocaine" *actually does cocaine* "well at least I told the truth"
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    • "Who actually regrets me? My mother "
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    • A lot of you bitches didn’t have the dare program and it shows! Fucking degenerates, meth and Valium are the winners idiots
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    • She looks 13
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    • The drugs dun goofed up your sentence structure.
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    • Josephhandliz on ph
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    • Idiot plus truth = iFunny post
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    • The amount of times i did that. til i get caught. now shes one of them drug dogs stg. She just KNOWS.
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    • Hahahahhahsjo3939eie rneorieiiwie niggna
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    • Same
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    • i do this shit all the time. every time i come home she asks what we did and i said get high and have sex and she just laughs and rolls her eyes. works every time
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    • People do this and be like why don't my parents ever trust me
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    • It really is like that
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    • It’s funny when you do that they think you’re joking and don’t suspect it but u rly are gonna do that
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    • It's your own life you're ruining not theirs, have fun being an idiot
      wetoded 4 jul
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    • I bet this bitch suck dick for weed
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    • My mom found a candle lighter in the basement that she left down there and forgot about and accused me and my friends of using it to vape
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    • One time my step mom gave me an old medicine container and joked i could use it for drugs. I took it to my room and now i use it for drugs lol 😂
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    • It always works
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    • Little hoe
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    • Honesty is the best policy
      divi93_s 4 jul
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    • If you speak say it as a joke, people won’t believe you
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    • Honestly same although if I asked to go someone I'd get questioned but if I said I was going somewhere my mom just said okay
      Aj_182 4 jul
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    • I don’t do drugs
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    • Love how bad the DARE program actually was
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    • This reminded me of weed. Which reminded me that with this quarantine bs I can't go get some weed.
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    • i used to do that shit all the time. it's how i met my husband. we were both smoking pot in the boys bathroom (i was snuck in by my friends) and ran into each other
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    • I always say to drive around drunk or now sometimes say to go raid target
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    • Then everyone clapped
      seriko 4 jul
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    • I have said this hundreds of times, many of which turned out to be ture
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