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    • Imagine speaking to your legit creator and he calls you that
      222tdt 22 jul
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    • The mmm got me
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    • Lovehurts 22 jul
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    • Good for jacking off
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    • THIS IS IMPORTANT
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    • Guys, group masturbation was 10 minutes ago. Why were so many of you late?
      Riven 22 jul
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    • Jesus would not say bitch.
      Wyoming25 22 jul
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    • Jesus will turn the other cheek to you with no problem cuz you're such a little bitch!
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    • My gf says I have soft hands and she loves holding them and rubbing them on her face😂
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    • zerosober 22 jul
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    • Jesus would say bitch
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    • Staying 2 steps ahead
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    • Bitch. Jesus ain’t the one creatin people is it? It’s God right? Genuine question. My ass ain’t Christian.
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    • Mmm
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    • Ok nibba
      ryantat11 22 jul
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    • 🔥 good information 🔥. Suck my balls
      AcidHead 22 jul
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    • mmm
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    • I used to have soft hands and now I'm a man and I miss my soft girly hands
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    • mmm
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    • I don’t understand it but I work in a car shop and my hands are smooth as fuck, I don’t moisturize them or anything I just wash them like a normal person
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    • This got me
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    • Soft hands don’t hurt, fat hands can knock you out
      Just_Zip 22 jul
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    • Not Jesus, god did
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    • Mmm
      MacDiggy 22 jul
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    • I have amazingly soft hands.
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    • I can confirm
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    • boogbitch 22 jul
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    • Fuck you Jesus I didn't want these hands
      Cornut34 22 jul
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    • Jesus likes to watch him use those soft soft hands to touch himself
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    • It's good for playing with pussy
      Rexibous 25 jul
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    • I wanna start a religion where our deity is just a good that talks mad shit and if you pray to him, he roasts the fuck outta you
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    • Mmm
      Moogle419 25 jul
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    • I cant remember which book it was but yea basically.. oh yeah job.
      Pvt_Snafu 25 jul
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    • I personally would slap the shit out of Jesus if I ever met him. He has some explaining to do.
      CybrDuke 25 jul
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    • mmm
      Tebe 25 jul
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    • I literally know a guy like this
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    • So basically gods gonna need everything your wallet
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    • Lil bitch
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    • Soft hands, soft touch
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    • I cant believe jesus called me a dick!
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    • Good for setting in volleyball
      youathot2 24 jul
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    • I wonder if some ppl think hand softness is hereditary
      Kiriyo 24 jul
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    • Soft dick beaters
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    • I thought he sneezed
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    • Where is the spider???
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    • He's liking that a bit much.
      ArtbyJ 23 jul
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    • Why does Jesus have four fingers but the other guy has three
      SiouxDG 23 jul
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    • I have rough hands
      cyrax525 23 jul
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    • I mean.... He was immediately willing to slap jesus.. The mans far from a bitch
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    • Good for fingering so don't worry
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    • me lol
      deppresoo 23 jul
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    • I imagined muscle man scream
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    • Looks like Jimmy jr
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    • Is this what passes as funny these days?
      Rathuel 23 jul
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    • mmm
      ITookFire 23 jul
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    • Um....Jesus wasn't the "creator", it was God.
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    • Isn’t Jesus supposed to be black? There weren’t white people for 400 miles..
      Vices 23 jul
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    • Jesus made my hands crunch when i close them
      Vanntage 23 jul
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    • I have super soft skin cause I keep shaven and put on lotion after every shower. My hands are so soft people like to pet them.
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    • Oh no, here comes the great battle of christians vs atheists. What a legendary battle this will be
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    • Mmm
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    • A soft bitch would never try to slap Jesus
      HiLowBye 23 jul
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    • Soft hand gang rise up
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    • It is true. He is a soft bitch.
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    • Did this nigga really just attack Jesus
      qweep 23 jul
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    • He do be turnin the other cheek tho
      CapnMunch 23 jul
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    • In this comic Jesus sounds like Ned Flanders in my head
      meggyram 23 jul
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    • He only has 4 fingers and Jesus has 5
      wowie0 23 jul
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    • ... this dude actually thinks people are born with rock hard calloused hands. Them your man hands, you got to earn them shits
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    • Mmm. Yes, just like that
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    • I have really sweaty hands so even though I do a pretty decent amount of woodworking they won’t toughen up. Oh well, maybe someday.
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    • How he gonna call him a bitch even though he was willing to slap the lord himself
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    • I have been told I have soft hands on multiple occasions. I just tell them I jack off with lotion a lot.
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    • I told my boss he has soft hands and his wife agreed with me and said they go get manicures together
      sullyOo 22 jul
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    • LuckyMy 22 jul
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    • He is a soft bitch
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    • You have soft hands bc you dont do any type of work you gotta earn the calis
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    • Very rough hands good for doing push ups
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    • Now if you had soft hands...would it feel better to jerk off without lube
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    • I've worked construction for years and I still have soft hands and I have no idea how that works
      PxCxP 22 jul
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    • Matthew 7:21-23
      Gendo 22 jul
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    • My man slapped Jesus
      Kirbed 22 jul
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    • He turned the other cheek
      queegeebo 22 jul
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    • Learn to whip.
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    • You just have to swing a sword, lift weights, or put hands in really hot sand over and over again
      Weixy2002 22 jul
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    • Find_Out 22 jul
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    • Just get real good at the ol' 360 spin slap, if you can put enough force behind it even a handful of wet noodles can hurt
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    • Soft hands is a blessing in disguise
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    • My hands are leathery as fuck
      Moistur 22 jul
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    • did this guy just try to slap jesus
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    • Soft hands, soft legs, lots, LOTS of hair and dad bud. 0 facial hair cuz fuck facial hair it try to grow i mow it like i mow my lawn
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    • He shoulda asked why he only gave him 4 fingers
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