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    • One time I asked a kid at my school if he wanted a kiss like one of the Hershey ones and he said no so I ate it in front of him and now everytime I see him he asks for a kiss and my friends r like "EXCUSE ME?!?!? " and I'm like "no" And then hes like "I KNOW THAT U HAVE THEM" and I'm like
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    • I’m gonna start a candy company where all the candy bars have witty, sophisticated, modern pick up lines where men can have fallbacks upon potential rejection. Like can give you “my number”, or you wanna “get dinner” or my wanna “get inside my fucking van before I murder u & sew ur face onto my cat”
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    • Modern problems require modern solutions
      Nivlem 1 apr
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    • Back in high school on Valentine’s Day I walked up to this girl I liked and asked her if she wanted a kiss then held out a Hershey’s kiss...that’s how I started the best relationship of my life and met my fiancé. sadly she passed on the 26th of December and I don’t think I’ll ever find anyonelikeher
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    • I still carry Hershey’s kiss on dates for that exact reason
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    • Who goes on a date and doesn’t expect at least a kiss at the end
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    • Why TF would you respond with "excuse me?" What an asshole.
      duke3478 1 apr
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    • I asked a girl if she wanted a kiss once and she actually kissed me so I got a kiss and both chocolates out of the deal. If only that actually happened.
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    • Now Hershey’s just needs to make a whole bar called a fuck. “You wanna fuck?”
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    • Who tf says “excuse me” to being offered a kiss in 7th grade
      Lamias 31 mar
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    • Was it glued to his penis?
      joeblo 1 apr
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    • Smooth operating for a 7th grader
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    • “So then I proceeded to fuck him”
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    • Ive done this once. I was chilling with this girl on my bed and shes near the edge where my desk is right so I lean over her and ask "do you want a kiss?" and without hesitation she says " a Hershey kiss like the chocolate? Sure" I failed successfully and grabbed the sweets out my desk
      xhem 31 mar
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    • I’m carrying Hershey kisses on every date ever from now on
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    • Bruh I did that in school totally expecting her to say no but she said yes. Didn’t think I would make it that far
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    • I had the opposite happen when a girl in 9th grade. A girl came up to me and asked me if I wanted a kiss. I said yes and as I went in the pulled this Hershey’s kiss between our faces. I was so fucking embarrassed
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    • “Do you wanna fuck” she replies “No Wtf” Pulls out Chloroform what a great fucking back up plan!
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    • Went to the see a movie
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    • Me an intellectual - "Wanna make out" *pulls out Hershey kisses*
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    • I went on a date and the girl started fake crying to try and get me to put my arm around me. And me being young and dumb I didn’t just because I didn’t wanna be manipulated and to this day she’s been single ever since
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    • Um idk if this is specifically me but I did this in seventh grade
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    • How old is this? I think this got featured when I was in freaking middle school. Let’s see...2011? Yeah, I was in 8th grade. Stop.
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    • I, the alpha chad, kiss them anyways.
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    • I was always told growing up, that you weren’t supposed to ask. If you have to ask it’s a no. But in today’s sensitiveness when I just kiss some girl I just get arrested for sexual assault. I mean, Ive never met you, how am I supposed to know you didn’t really want it?
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    • There should be a subreddit for people on tumblr overreacting to simple puns and jokes
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    • DO YOU REALIZE HOW OLD THIS IS
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    • A girl i knew pulled this on me and i took the kiss and then i gave her a kiss with the kiss between my lips.
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    • caleb4 1 apr
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    • That is the perfect backup
      TGIVAN1 31 mar
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    • IM GONNA SAY THIS IN ALL CAPS FOR ATTENTION LMAO GJDSFGSFV
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    • M: Wanna Smash? G: Excuse Me? M:*pulls out switch*
      ltmoore 31 mar
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    • This helped me get one of my first kisses from a girl in like 6th grade. Seeing this makes me happy
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    • I swear i learn more from this app than i do a school
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    • Survival in the #metoo era.
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    • The first and last time I ever asked a girl if I could kiss her she said no then I said "I'm going to go inside and get blackout drunk now" then I literally sprinted back inside, when I told my friends what happened they played kiss the girl on repeat for the rest of the night. Now I just go for it.
      John1714 2 apr
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    • ‘That’s just planning to fail, even dumber than regular planning’
      scoughl5 1 apr
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    • Oldest feature ever. Only none of you know it because you weren’t around for the glory days of iFunny
      Timms17 1 apr
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    • THAT WAS FROM BIG NATE YOU UNCULTURED SWINES
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    • 2008 wants its joke back
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    • Wanna cream pie? *pulls out cream pie* (keep it going)
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    • Wanna bang? G: What? B: *holds out lit firework
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    • Used this before and it’s gone both ways, it’s a fantastic back up plan
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    • I do this anyways and after getting a kiss I then pull out the chocolate saying "thanks but I meant one of these." Only so I can see the girl blush.
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    • I went to the see
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    • I don’t see why you would say excuse me, he asked nicely it sounds like
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    • Your on a date with a boy and you say excuse me when he’s asks if you want to kiss. Smh
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    • Drugula 1 apr
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    • if I knew he was going to use that backup plan I would’ve kissed him and then asked for one
      seren 1 apr
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    • My friend did this once but the girl slapped him with her thick notebook that she liked to draw in. He didn't stand a chance.
      Link135 1 apr
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    • I did that but in opposite, aka cucked myself but it worked out
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    • Tried it before. It works. Unless it’s in your pocket too long and it melts then it looks like you don’t know how to wipe
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    • See, I’d say that but actually mean the candy cause I’m a fucking loser
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    • Deverez 1 apr
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    • To bad there isn’t a candy called fuck or rape.
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    • Wow people kissing in 7th grade what sluts
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    • Noted
      Lew_d 31 mar
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    • Why tf would u say that? It sounds awkward as shit.
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    • What if it was the opposite lol. Guy: "you wanna kiss" Girl: *leans in* Guy: ".....I was talking about candy"
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    • Ok why are all these features like old 2012 features
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    • Or maybe he was just offering a Hershey’s kiss?
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    • You better of fucked that dude hard after that
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    • Someone let me know if they ever find a candy called Anal
      RiasG 4 apr
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    • Plot twist.. the bag of kisses was plan A
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    • I don't usually care for Tumblr posts, but this... I approve.
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    • Well what the fuck else do you think he’s being nice to you for? Because you’re funny? No way. Because he wants to fuck.
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    • Bro... I'mma actually try this one day
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    • Why would you say excuse me to the poor boy, he only wished for a smooch
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    • When I was 13 me and this kid named Colin went to see the Spiderwick Chronicles together and at one point he whispered "I think you're hot and I like you" but I thought he offered popcorn so I said "no thanks" and then he didn't talk to me for a week and then he told me why and I was FLOORED
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    • Or he actually wanted to see if you wanted some chocolate
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    • The correct answer is “yes”
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    • You gotta get a date first
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    • Fr might try that
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    • Shit. I’m not in middle school anymore, but I’m definitely going to do that.
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    • Yes, because I first read this in 2010.
      MlemFox 31 mar
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    • Nigga saved himself from a life of hurt
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    • I'm remebering this one.
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    • iFunny equals A.Screenshots of tweets, B. Screenshots of Tumblr, C.Stolen videos from YouTube with a useless caption and D. Uncredited Reddit posts
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    • Do you wanna Handjob
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    • I bet you didnt even notice the fuck up in the first line
      Quintiff 31 mar
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    • “eXcUsE mE” what a fucking gay
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    • Wtf? In 7th grade I was at GameStop looking for halo 3 mythic collection
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    • Wanna=want to&want a
      PieFieri 2 apr
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    • Guys help I’m going to the movies with the girl I’ve been dating for two months soon and we’re ready to kiss for the first time how do I bring it up?
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    • I did this to my girlfriend when I was with her at her house helping to babysit her little brother, her mom walked in as I finished saying it and said " you better go upstairs and do that "
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    • I DID THIS IN MY 7TH GRADE YEAR TOO HOLY. FIRST GIRLFRIEND I WAS AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY AND SHE AND I WERE IN HER ROOM AND THEN THAT EXACT SCENARIO PLAYED OUT LMAOOOO
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    • Anyone else notice every Tumblr post ALWAYS has a spelling error in it somehow
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    • Tried it. Doesn't work
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    • Yesterday I went to the see a movie
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    • "i went to the see..."
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    • Yooo thats brilliant
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    • Yes but if she kisses you after be like Well that was awesome but I was talking about these, that way you don't seem lame for asking
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    • You don’t ask someone if they’re down to kiss, if you’re comfortable being around them, just wait for the right moment and go for it
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    • Is it me or does anyone else notice the increase in just poor grammar on every post?
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