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    • When you want a metal detector to find cool shit but remember you live in America so there's no really cool shit to find
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      • Beginners luck
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        • Looks like he wasn’t an accident after all?
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          • Daddy then abandoned the family and made a new one
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            • Watch this kid see only a couple bucks of it
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              • Good crotch fruit.
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                • see this is the exact reason i want a metal detector, to find cool shit that may even be worth something
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                    • And that day little Timothy was no longer an accident
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                        • Gamestop says it's only worth 12 bucks and a silicon case for your wii-mote
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                          • Some accidents just pay for themselves
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                            • How to be the favorite child forever
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                              • Oh shit he is gonna be the greatest Yu-Gi-Oh player ever
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                                • Since this is probably Europe it was then taxed out of the families hands
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                                  • When u bust a nut that pays u back for not using a condom!
                                    badboy290 22 mar
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                                    • When your son pays for his own child support
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                                      • Probably got confiscated by the govt
                                        EnGriffis 21 mar
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                                        • “Well if you think I’m willing donating this thing, you’re wrong. Give me the money it’s worth if you want it.” - The Dad to the museums (probably)
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                                            • Rick Harrison: "best I can do is $250"
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                                              • My eight-year-old niece got a metal detector so the day before Christmas I went out and dug holes and filled the front yard full of all kinds of change that kid was pumped the next day
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                                                • Now I ain’t sayin he’s a gold digger, but he did find a 16th century gold pendant worth $4 million
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                                                  • Use that to pay for college and then the remaining 10$ can get you a movie ticket
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                                                    • ....And he traded it for one Cosmic Brownie...
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                                                      • Rick Harrison values it at $500
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                                                        • same 22 mar
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                                                          • Fucking toddlers
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                                                            • Too bad by the time he gets to college that won’t be enough for books :/
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                                                              • Imagine teaching your toddler something and he shows you up in the first 5 minutes.
                                                                EmoBiaatch a month
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                                                                  • “Maybe now dad will love me”
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                                                                    • Glad that condom broke now huh?
                                                                      TheHop 22 mar
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                                                                      • *Eats it*
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                                                                        • Nice. Now they can pay for his college for at least 2 years.
                                                                          playalots 22 mar
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                                                                          • Bs that kid obv had to have been reincarnated and remember where stuff was like replaying a video game he just force starts a good game lol
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                                                                            • Good boy. I'm going to increase your allowance by a whole $5.
                                                                              maxair 22 mar
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                                                                              • I bet someone is happy they didn’t pull out
                                                                                T3KK a month
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                                                                                • And this is why you should let your kids play with your stuff. Never know what they'll discover
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                                                                                  • The bigger question is how did a metal detector catch a pure noble metal?
                                                                                    trollpoker a month
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                                                                                    • Rick harrison: best i can do is 5 bucks...
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                                                                                      • Gold is not magnetic though.
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                                                                                        • Gold is non magnetic so this is a fallacy.
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                                                                                          • I did this same thing but without the thing and the money and me being 3 but my dad left 15 years ago
                                                                                            MFT38 22 mar
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                                                                                            • It'll cover like half his college tuition by the time hes of age
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                                                                                              • You forgot the funny!
                                                                                                jjjkkk999 22 mar
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                                                                                                  • That boy is Nathan Drake
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                                                                                                    • I bet if he puts it around his neck he will get possessed by an ancient pharaoh and will master a children's card game.
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                                                                                                      • Doesn't the government immediately take that to place in a museum as it's considered a relic
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                                                                                                        • Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is 200, it may be a rare item, but its probably going to sit on the shelf for quite some time."
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                                                                                                          • Then the government claimed it, the father and child was arrested. The End.
                                                                                                            UnPC 22 mar
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                                                                                                            • And I bet he will never see a cent of the 4m
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                                                                                                              • same energy as the little girl who found an ancient sword in a lake
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                                                                                                                  • Game stop pric3s it for 7$
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                                                                                                                    • Daddy will look after that money for you.
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                                                                                                                      • Gamestop values it at $5
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                                                                                                                        • Pure gold isn’t magnetic, a pendant that size worth 4mil has to be pure to be worth that much, metal detectors use magnetic fields to detect metal. If you’re gonna lie do it right
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                                                                                                                          • I’d kill a 3 year old for 4 million
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                                                                                                                            • I would bet that the father aquired that shit some how and then literally planted it there for his kid to find so there would be no questions asked bevause who the fuck wants to question a 5yo? Thats pretty badass either way
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                                                                                                                              • This shit is what all kids dream of when they find out about metal detectors. Me and my brother almost dug up fucking wiring when we were kids lmao
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                                                                                                                                • Looks like that broken condom finally did something good
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                                                                                                                                  • Government probably claimed it and didn't pay him squat. They try to do that with sunken ships with treasure too.
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                                                                                                                                    • Lol I can’t even find my dad
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                                                                                                                                      • Sub for plot
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                                                                                                                                          • Unpopular opinion: using a metal detector in a graveyard is an excellent way to find hidden treasures
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                                                                                                                                            • Sickk that's almost enough for his college tuition!
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                                                                                                                                              • Ya now he’s gonna flex on chumps with a deck of cards and obtain one hell of a haircut
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                                                                                                                                                • Hey son that's worthless garbage, gimme that shit. Here's a lucky penny I found, it's priceless!
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                                                                                                                                                  • Metal detector finds gold?????
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                                                                                                                                                    • I use to find dandelions and give them to my mom when I was 3
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                                                                                                                                                      • Pawn stars: best I can do is $100
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                                                                                                                                                        • I wish my sperm could do that...
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                                                                                                                                                            • I can’t even find my dad at Walmart
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                                                                                                                                                              • Did this happen? No
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                                                                                                                                                                • Let him play with it again
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                                                                                                                                                                  • When your kid oops's his way into a college fund.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • What’s funny is that his dad was Phil Knight, founder of Nike. So they just hung the medallion on the ‘fridge.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Man imagine your nut making you a rich bitch
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Shit reminds me brb, I left my kid in the dryer
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Source: dude trust me
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Fake. But neat story
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Gold is non-magnetic
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Government took it and gave him $12
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Kid looks retarded
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • In America there is this writer who wrote a book and has this whole scavenger hunt all over the states to find this treasure Buried under a tree. The goal is to get the treasure without cutting or digging up the tree. No one has found it or done it yet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Young nigga found the Millennium Puzzle
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Don’t you hate when you watch other people living out your dream?
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • There's no metal detector in existence that can pick up gold. If there was, I wouldn't be a surveyor, I'd be a fucking treasure hunter.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Maybe he can help me with finding my will to live
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • My kids just scream for 3 hours because I won't let them taste coffee
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Kid looks like he ate it
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • By the time he's ready for college, that 4 million will get him about 3 books and maybe 2 semesters
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Bet his parents took the money
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • When the broken rubber finally pays for itself
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