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    • Dude that stuff needs to be banned! It’s a key component in nuclear reactors and it’s found in our drinking water supplies. This chemical is so acidic they call it the universal solvent. We have to put a stop to it.
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      • Do you know how many people die each year from breathing that stuff in?!
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        • Dihydrogen monoxide can rust pipes. Imagine what it can do to your body.
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          • Africa banned it and look at how healthy they are
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            • Yo why tf water so thicc😤😫😣😣
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              • 100% of people exposed to it die
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                • The saddest part is that only 7 people knew what was up
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                  • Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause of drowning
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                    • Dont forget that literally everyone who has ever consumed it has died
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                      • 100% of people exposed to dihydrogen monoxide die, it's dangerous stuff
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                        • For those of you who don't get it, Dihydrogen Monoxide is water.
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                          • Remember when those kids got suspended for saying there’s dihydrogen monoxide in the water supply? They got punished for others being ignorant of another name for water.
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                            • Every single person who has overdosed on marihuana was found to have extremely high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bloodstream
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                              • FACT 100% of people who come into contact with dihydrogen monoxide DIE
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                                  • Why aren't you guys taking this seriously, I looked it up and it kills thousand each year
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                                    • Dihydrogen monoxide is commonly found in urine, polluted water, AND smog. Smh, they just overlook the fact that it’s in our drinking water pipes. Chances are, your sinks have trace amounts of the stuff
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                                      • 100% of people who consume it die
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                                        • Anyone notice he called his entire class basically stupid
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                                          • In solid form it causes burns to your skin and in larger amounts can require you to amputate!
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                                            • It's so powerful, it's known to rust any metal!
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                                              • They say in it's frozen state it can become a dangerously sharp weapon
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                                                • My man straight up finessed the entire school into banning water.
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                                                  • As a liquid di hydrogen monoxide can cause your lungs to fail and burst your liver if enough is ingested in its solid state it cause cause tissue death and gangrene and in its gaseous state it can cause blistering blindness or death if you touch it di hydrogen monoxide should be outlawed
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                                                    • Liberals summed up. We don’t know what you’re talking about but it sounds bad, so ban it
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                                                      • Always (g)o for the w(i)n, e(v)en wh(e)n so(me)thing ge(t)s diffi(c)ult
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                                                        • Drinking too much of this stuff can make you pee a lot and this stuff is what made the titanic sink
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                                                          • In 7th grade our teacher made us read an article on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, and focused the entire hour long class on this, and at the end she broke the news to us that Dihydrogen Monoxide is just the scientific term for water.
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                                                            • I love how stupid people are
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                                                              • It's legal to buy and sell and it can cause death. Small amounts can be found in the air and its found in buildings nationwide
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                                                                • Let’s ban water. Fucking water helping grow plants and hydrate us what a bitch
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                                                                  • Of course he won first, teachers thrive on students being too stupid to think for themselves. It's where Democrats come from.
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                                                                    • For all who don't know, dihydrogen monoxide is just water.
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                                                                      • 100% of people who breathe that's stuff die
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                                                                        • Dihydrogen Monoxide is one of the worst chemicals in existence. It's widely known that it's one of the number one contributes to soil erosion worldwide, it cause massive electrical shortages, ITS FATAL IF INHALED, and it's colorless and odorless. And yet big corporations still use it in food produ
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                                                                          • This stuff does need to be banned, it’s polluting our oceans. Did you know 100% of the sea is Dihydrogen Monoxide???
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                                                                            • Literally every person who has consumed or even come in contact with dihydrogen monoxide has died or will die
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                                                                                • Not to mention it is the #1 cause of floods
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                                                                                  • Africa is thriving without it
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                                                                                    • This same shit was done to "end womans suffrage" women were lining up to sign that fucker. Education is important kids.
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                                                                                      • For anyone: Dihydrogen Monoxide = chemical name for Water
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                                                                                        • literally everyone who has drank dihydrogen monoxide has died
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                                                                                          • Water he got a bunch of kids to ban water.....what a legend
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                                                                                            • Legit did the same thing last year at school
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                                                                                              • Dihydrogen monoxide is extremely dangerous. Every living creature that has come in contact with it has died.
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                                                                                                • I read somewhere that 100% of people who have ingested that ended up dying. Sad how unaware the public is
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                                                                                                  • 100% of people exposed to dihydrogen monoxide die.
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                                                                                                    • Obama claimed it was unethical to use that stuff during the interrogation of suspected terrorists but thinks its fine to distribute to civilians
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                                                                                                      • There's a reason airline passengers are forbidden from bringing the stuff onto planes.
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                                                                                                          • So H20
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                                                                                                            • Isn’t that just fucking water
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                                                                                                              • 100% of the people who consume it die
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                                                                                                                • It’s water. They banned water. FUCKING WATER!
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                                                                                                                  • Y’all in this comment section are retarded. Dihydrogen monoxide is water, FUCKING WATER
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                                                                                                                    • I prefer “Hydroxic acid” [ H(OH) or simply HOH]
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                                                                                                                      • 100% of all life that consumes water eventually dies
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                                                                                                                        • I appreciate picture memes more than video memes. But hell, if I see one more anime meme I'm gonna commit scooter ankle. And you'll all regret it when i do
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                                                                                                                          • Every single person to come in contact with it has died.
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                                                                                                                            • Ingesting dihydrogen monoxide in large quantities has been know to cause acute respiratory failure.
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                                                                                                                              • If too much of that gets in your lungs you’re fucked
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                                                                                                                                • Its a deadly drug. Once you start, you cant stop or you die!
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                                                                                                                                  • Water you guys talking about we drink this stuff daily to survive
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                                                                                                                                    • A man walks to a store with his friend asks for a bottle of H20 and his friend asks for H20 too. But sadly the friend died shortly after.
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                                                                                                                                      • Another thing about that shit is were all hopelessly addicted to it
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                                                                                                                                        • 100% of the people exposed to this compound die.
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                                                                                                                                            • {[Di=2 Di(H)ydrogen] = H2 -- [Mon=1 (O)xide] = O} H2O. Motherfuckers.
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                                                                                                                                              • We should really ban oxygen. Everyone that breathes it just dies
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                                                                                                                                                • he won first place for calling his classmates dumbasses
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                                                                                                                                                  • I don't want to scare anyone, but I drink that shit by the gallon.
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                                                                                                                                                    • I drank large quantities of it today. I think I’m gonna die
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                                                                                                                                                      • They use this stuff to cut through steel and peel of finishes of concrete. Kid deserves a Nobel Prize.
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                                                                                                                                                        • I’ve been drinking Dihydrogen Monoxide my whole life and I’m still alive.
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                                                                                                                                                          • That stuff is horrible! You know it’s lethal in amounts as low as a tablespoon? At least they take it out of MREs for our soldiers, but then again, for some god forsaken reason they keep it in baby food!
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                                                                                                                                                            • It’s 2019 and the public is still ignorant as all hell
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                                                                                                                                                                • That’s more of a psychological experiment than a science experiment
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                                                                                                                                                                  • It's so bad it corrodes pipes
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                                                                                                                                                                    • EVERYONE IN HISTORY WHO HAS DIED CONSUMED DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Dihydrogen monoxide is water for anyone wondering
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Penn and Teller had a petition signed to ban it, at some type of public gathering, to prove people will follow anything if its presented correctly.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • That's a social experiment not a science experiment. Imagine working hard as fuck on chemical reactions and physics formulas and losing to a guy who did a survey.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Yall do know that 100% of people that ingest Dihydrogen monoxide die right?
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                                                                                                                                                                              • 100% of those exposed die.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • people voting blindly without knowing what they're voting for? sounds like democrats
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I'm h2o intolerant. /sneezes
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Im no smarty pants hut ik the whole story. That kid told people the chemical formula name or something and told them how it's found in tumors and deadly to breath in and they all sighned it not knowing the formula name was overly named water, it was to show the importance of being able to identify c
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Not to mention it's highly addictive. I cant go a week without the stuff
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • This is also why you think more about political matters you hear on the news.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Rush Limbaugh scooped all the other news outlets by being the first to break this disturbing news. It was so bad, Public Health officials from around the US were calling his show to learn more about how to detect it & what to do about it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • y’all know dihydrogen monoxide makes up around 70% of cancer cells right ???
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Okay but by that logic, we can’t just believe that this happened either
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • People thinking its some kind of gas lol. Its H2O
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dihydrogen Monoxide. H2 O. Water.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 100% of people and animals exposed to that have died
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • For those of you who dont know, Dihydrogen monoxide is basically water. Hopefully this clears somethings up for you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • For the dummies ITS FUCKING WATER
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