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    • He wanted someone to kill him like in that shivering isles quest for oblivion.
      Opeth 19d
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    • Joke was on them, he WAS hung.
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    • Power move
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    • Until a few years ago, in some part of Iceland, it was legal to kill any Basque people on sight.
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    • I'm studying history in Scotland and its becuase the Armstrong's family where actually part of a border culture at the Scottish and English border and would conduct raids and basiclly rase hell. They where not the only ones. The thing was a family name was more like indicating what groups side u on.
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    • And thats how Neil Armstrong killed an entire town in Scotland
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    • Reupload pal
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    • THE ARMSTRONG NAME HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS
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    • A law passed down the Armstrong family for generations
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    • Langholm is the traditional seat of Clan Armstrong, making it Neil's ancestral home town. At the time of the moon landing, the town clerk was Eddie Armstrong, who issued the invitation for Neil Armstrong to become the town's first and only Freeman. To the astonishment of all involved, he accepted
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    • I believe it's also a law that you can kill any Scotsman who enters the city of Newcastle with a bow and arrow. Not quite sure about this one though.
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    • Did they uphold the law and hang him or are they corrupt in this town
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    • “Kill me, fools, and reap the consequences. Do nothing, and be forever remembered as cowards.” - prolly Neil Armstrong
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    • Brighid 18d
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    • The law was written by the Footweak family
      NotPC 17d
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    • Thats my last name, guess I won't be going to that town anytime soon.
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    • I believe Armstrong is an English name and the Scots HATE the English soooo
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    • Dude got so scared he went to the moon what a pussy
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    • Holy shit it’s just clicked that Armstrong would of traced his heritage to where I’m from, north England. The Armstrongs were predominantly English and situated near the border, so I assume the reason for this is because of the Scottish blood spilt by their hand. There more you know
      AdAstra 18d
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    • The moon landing actually happened but the footage is fake
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    • Well why didn’t they hang him then. The justice system fails again
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    • Anyone else think it’s gay to make an edit saying that you didn’t expect a bunch of likes even though as soon as features get released they comment on every one
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    • Did they hang him?
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    • Langholm Scotland is the Armstrong clan home dumbass
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    • Alien backwards is Neil A.
      Slapzie 18d
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    • So they lifted his kilt, and were not disappointed
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    • *hangs a picture of Neil Armstrong*
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    • Hopefully his arm is strong enough to stop those people
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    • Fake, the town is the historical home of the armstrong clan, and naturally is filled with people named armstrong. That's why he visited
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    • howd he get there with balls that big?
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    • Di..d. did he get hanged??
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    • Pulls out his 1911, “try it bitch”
      LarryD1 18d
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    • He had been a fool to seek grace in a graceless face
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    • Imagine the clan on the plain over from yours gets banned and you have the same name. Wyd
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    • Hanged and hung are both grammatically correct, but y’all to busy being grammar Nazis.
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    • Yeah, they took one of lance's balls as a warning
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    • Wait till they hear about Stretch Armstrong.
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    • Now you’ll be hanged if you say something mean on twitter
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    • His face is just like, “well shit”
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    • Try to hang him in zero gravity
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    • The exact opposite is true. Traditionally Langholm was the seat of Clan Armstrong; he was given the honorary titles of Freeman and Burgess.
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    • What the hell did an Armstrong do 400 years ago to do deserve that?
      dunlupe 18d
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    • I guarantee you he had that exact face when he found out
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    • The comment below me is gay
      swagtho 18d
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    • My last name is Armstrong too oof
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    • Never should you have come here.
      sophoff 17d
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    • I bet they were hung
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    • I'm from Wapakoneta, where he spent a lot of his childhood and let me tell you it's the shitiest podump hillbilly racist town ever. No wonder that guy wanted to go to the moon, he wanted to get as far away from here as possible
      Prangle 17d
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    • For generations they were hanged
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    • Oh, he was hung alright ;)
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    • Well that didn’t take long to get my comment removed. lmao
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    • exCuSe mE itS hUnG (it’s hanged when ur alive btw, hUnG when you’re dead)
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    • We never went to the moon, it’s a hoax... how are they supposed to stand on all that cheese?
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    • It's been passed down in his family for GENERATIONS!
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    • It was a trap the whole time
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    • This art of hanging has been passed down through the Armstrong family for generations
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    • According to his wife, he was.
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    • Objective: survive
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    • And this was the look he gave them
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    • What a god damn power move
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    • Well, good luck to the Armstrongs
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    • Nice
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    • Actually, Langholm is the traditional seat of the Armstrong clan. It would make no sense for such a law to exist.
      Gelre 18d
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    • No FMA top comment? Disappointed
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    • His first initial and his last name bavkwards us alien
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    • “People laughed at Neil Armstrong when he wanted to go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at us.”
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    • that made him shrivel up pretty quick.
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    • Trust me, Armstrong was hung before he went to scotland
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    • Notice it says Should. Not will be hung.
      Pogger 18d
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    • Did he collect any rocks while he was there?
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    • Ancient problems require modern solutions
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    • What a legend
      naidni 18d
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    • Danes have a law that states danes have a duty to beat the shit out of any swede who crosses the frozenwater between sweden and denmark
      Zekeb 18d
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    • Pretty sure the victim when Abraham Lincoln invented the chokeslam was named Jack Armstrong!
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    • Stretch Armstrong
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    • Shakaka -screan running-
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    • Is no one going to point out how to read this
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    • RUN
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    • The hanging of Armstrongs has been a tradition for generations!!!!!
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    • RIP champ
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    • hung
      fuak_27 17d
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    • We dont like your kind around here
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    • He then beat them all to death with his strong arms and burnt the parchment of which the shit law was scribbled upon.
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    • I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.
      Ppkm 17d
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    • Couldn’t handle lying about being on the moon anymore, was trying to commit suicide by lynching
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    • Objective: Survive
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    • Listen. It’s not our fault that we fucked the Kings daughter lol
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    • Run
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    • neil A= Alien.
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    • Oh so that's how he died?
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    • Ever think: Neil. A backwards is Alien??
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    • Oh, that’s what happened to him
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    • The picture looks like it was taken as the law was being read to him
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