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    • "Hello there."
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    • To many of the artists saying he should take some, that gold would be stamped, unless he could smelt the gold, or take it to someone with enough balls to buy it, it would be worthless, no one would take gold that’s been stamped, any place of reputation anyways
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    • He missed a golden opportunity.
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    • Gold is malleable... which means the stamp could've been worked out with no heat necessary. Dumbass TC with a bunch of dumbasses that would've let a fortune go liking it
      PapiPacha 15 aug
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    • I lost the feature about the flys but ima just say that I did the math on it— 20000 flys isn’t nearly enough to lift a person up. A average house fly can life 10milligrams, milligram is a millionth of a gram. Let’s say the person was 150lbs it would take approx 6,804,000 houseflys to get flight
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    • Just so you all know, the bank compensated him for telling them and not stealing. That's a huge design flaw someone overlooked, I think they played him 150,000 or around that
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    • They better have paid that man well for all the gold he saved them
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    • I'll bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today
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    • To the person who has top comment. You can buy a crucible and cut the gold into small chunks and melt it down piece by piece and then resell it Tiananmen_Square_1989
      Mcree__ 16 aug
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    • Instead of robbing them he used the opportunity to scare the fuck outta them. Absolute unit
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    • How does top comment not have a user name?
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    • koolkidv7 16 aug
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    • Y'all noons is ignoring the fact that the sewage worker probably got compensated and became a highly trusted employee. My dude probably got a promotion. You hustlers need to think long term
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    • They paid him a lot of money for pointing it out to them and not stealing the gold. More than the amount of gold he would have been able to carry. @everyone that says he should have stole it.
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    • To all you tards saying “couldn’t sell, it’s stamped blah”...gold melts fairly easily...but to the main point, if you’re stealing gold..you don’t turn around and try and sell as fast as possible to make a quick buck ya greedy fucks. Gold is something you sit on for years, sell it a few oz at a time
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    • *pops out of ground* good morning everyone, so I noticed an issue with your security.
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    • Just fyi, he was paid $80,000 equivalent to today's value for his honesty of the discovery.
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    • "The place was empty when I got here"
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    • Chaotic lawful
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    • So instead of taking free gold you just pull a silly stunt. IDK if i could do that.
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    • Chaotic good
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    • Dumb idiot. You're supposed to rob everything.
      Hypericum 17 aug
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    • A single gold bar is going for 650k rn. Gold per ounce is $1515 rn. And a standard gold bar is 400 troy ounces (432 ounces) and some quick maths that comes out to be roughly $654,480.
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    • I would have taken some and smelted it down and make a golden dildo molded by my dick and give it to my crush as a birthday present
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    • Pretty sure they gave him a decent sum of money. Don't quote me tho
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    • Vanattica 15 aug
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    • Dude could have made a fortune
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    • I would've robbed em and skipped town
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    • after he took 15 bars or so
      7400 17 aug
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    • what a good guy. didn’t take anything, just wanted to pop up like “hey fuckers guess what”
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    • Everyones focused on him not taking the money. He called a meeting and fucking digletted up out of the damn floor
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    • Cha cha real smooth
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    • He was awarded an equivalent of a million dollars
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    • For those wondering, he told the vault and got $50,000 from them as thanks
      ODogX 15 aug
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    • Why are we here? Floor pops open "Gentlemen. Thank you for joining me. I bet you're all wondering why ive summoned you here today?"
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    • If this was in the US he’d be shot before he could deliver the punch line.
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    • They better have paid him.
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    • No cameras, no dna evidence, and no fingerprint database, AND YOU DIDN’T TAKE THE MONEY?!?!
      holy_cow 17 aug
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    • *gets shot*
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    • Idk why but I want to attempt to bite into those golden bars
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    • Why the fuck didn't he just keep quiet and snag a good delivery bar or 7? If he cut them up and smelted in some silver and copper he could have sold it as untraceable scrap gold. (Some bank robbers did exactly that and almost got away with it but one snitched).
      Zenith12 16 aug
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    • This is a story from Sherlock holmes lmao
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    • This would really test my integrity.
      Tobs420 15 aug
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    • The bank's director gifted the sewer worker £800 which is about equal to £80,000 today
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    • I think they ended up paying him a reward of a decent sum
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    • Well, a low grade 20$ homemade smelter can get hot enough to smelt gold. So I mean who cares if it’s stamped
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    • "So you're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today"
      SirLayton 15 aug
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    • Gold melts at 1948°f, 1064°c campfires burn at 2012°f, 1100°c steel melts at 2570°f, 1410°c. In conclusion he could have robbed them blind and smelted with a steel pan and then sell the gold to others or right back to the same bank if he's good enough.
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    • Didn’t they reward him for showing them the security flaw?
      Starcream 15 aug
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    • Oi ye gote a loicense to be heyer
      Jojotaro 15 aug
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    • He was given 80,000 pounds in today’s standards
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    • "Oi! Ye gotta perhmitfor dis ere tonnel?"
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    • “I bet you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today”
      BarryAlan 15 aug
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    • Absolute power move
      GameHaven 18 aug
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    • What a gold digger
      flaco420s 18 aug
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    • Easy robbery
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    • I wouldve stolen some I dont even care
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    • My fat ass here thinkin’ they kit-kats.
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    • In today’s day of this happened you would take about $2 million dollars worth immediately (gold is hella heavy). You’d melt it down and sell about $150k-$200k worth. You’d hoard the rest and invest the money you got so it would serve as a cover for how you get your income after you sell the rest of
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    • Y’all are dumb the gold is stamped and no one would buy it unless you can remove the stamp
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    • Not gonna lie, I would’ve had half a mind to liberate some of that precious metal. This was before modern forensics after all.
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    • Chaotic good
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    • I’d probably take a bar or two and then tell them. It would kinda be payment for pointing it out
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    • *Bunch of guys enter the vault* ok where is the guy who called us *man pokes his head out of the ground* ah you're all here
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    • Chaotic good.
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    • "Top of the morning to you "
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    • PorkSword 15 aug
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    • i wouldve robbed those fuckers
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    • Guarantee he took one of the bars at least, as payment
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    • Should’ve taken the money
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    • That's some big dick energy
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    • The full story makes this so much better
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    • I imagine him saying," Hey friend!"
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    • He had the self control to go "i could of broke into your vault but didn't"
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    • That's would be fake, as if they would let a sewer worker hold a meeting in a bank vault
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    • What a power move
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    • I WONDER WHAT THE MEETING WAS ABOUT...
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    • Banker: where is he, he said meet here The guy: *pops up* hello there
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    • "Pop out of the floor" I bet you all wonder why I gathered you here today.
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    • So a sewer worker managed to get a meeting with the Bank of England’s board of directors?
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    • He got paid hella cash money for finding it tho
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    • RecSteady 15 aug
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    • *pops head out of hole* “Thank you all for coming.”
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    • After this , a bank Director gave the man 800$ which is around 80 000$ in todays money. Its a fact.
      AydinSin 15 aug
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    • Didn't they pay him pretty well for his discovery?
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    • I hope I raise my children to not be this stupid
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    • I hope they paid him handsomely for that free security check. So then it would be a paid security check
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    • Should pulled a heist
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    • Should of taken the gold
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    • That's one fuckin way to do it
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    • Pops out the floor: “sup noons”
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    • Pulls back floor grating to see her majesty’s royal twat staring back him at he hits it with a “🥴”
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    • I'd rather pull a lil stunt than risk getting caught and going to jail tho
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    • Why is this by BarstoolSports and not by UberFacts
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