• imagine you can't afford a subway
sandwich and they just disassemble
yo shit right in front of you
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    • Ay this guy can't pay put it in the untoaster
      HueMana 23 jul
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    • Couldn't pay once, was a dumb kid who brought a 5 dollar bill for a footlong. She was super nice about it, and paid the rest herself, and even gave me a free small drink. Not all people are bad 😊
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    • I usually just give them the sub and put it into the computer as waste
      Galaveo 23 jul
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    • How are they gonna un cum the bread
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    • Nah one day I ordered a big one bc I was super hungry and I thought I had enough but it turns out I had no money in the bank what’s so ever I was about to walk out extremely embarrassed but the person stopped me and said I could have it anyway along with a power aid
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    • I’m pretty sure they just eat it
      lil_moser 23 jul
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    • And they untoast it
      bestflex 23 jul
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    • I would love to see them unmix the 5 pounds of mayo barbecue sauce and caesar salad dressing
      JNichs095 23 jul
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    • They put the buns back in the oven and untoast the bread.
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    • And then they start disassembling you.
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    • They scblubby the mayo back into the squeezer
      kamsayn 23 jul
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    • The employees just take it to the back and eat it later
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    • naw we eat that shit later in the back.
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    • Did you know ducks eat for free at Subway?
      Grada 23 jul
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    • You can’t afford your sandwich we “throw it out in the back” and it becomes dinner
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    • *pays another way for 2 footlongs*
      SkyAnthro 23 jul
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    • I don’t have to imagine it
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    • That's a good question actually. What DOES happen? Do the employees get it?
      Abedias 23 jul
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    • Go ahead, throw the sandwich out since I can't afford it, that's not gonna unshit the toaster and uncum the mayonnaise container
      dankboi19 24 jul
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    • They can call the cops but they can never un-penis my sub
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    • I worked at Subway in a poor neighborhood and we had kids come in with piggy bank coins. They usually didn’t have enough to pay for it and we knew they didn’t have a good home with lots of food so we always had an unspoken agreement that we would use our tips jar to cover the rest of the cost. (1/)
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    • I've done that
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    • No we take that shit into the back and divi it out amongst us employees
      SR5R 23 jul
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    • We don’t disassemble it we actually put it in a Ben for claims later
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    • Bright 23 jul
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    • Like when you can’t pay for a hooker and the cum goes out of her ass and back up your pee pee hole
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    • This just made me remember that I haven't gotten subway in a good minute
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    • I’m a delivery driver for dominos and I’ve walked away from multiple deliveries because they couldn’t pay, one was an old lady who tried to pay with a check which was all she had 😥
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/KFwSrDRq7 subway is better than jada smith. Sub to Cap'n Nugget if you agree
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    • reverse engineering sandwich technician
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    • It’s not urs until you pay for it
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    • Imagine a funny meme
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    • No_Anime 23 jul
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    • One of the guys working next door came in with the wrong amount and I said I’d cover it because I know he didn’t do it purposely and it was only a little bit. Apparently afterwards he told everyone in the plaza that he thought I had a crush on him afterwards but I was just trying to be nice.
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    • Tbh I just give it to them
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    • Somebody obviously doesn’t like their bread toasted
      De_gato 23 jul
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    • We actually are sometimes allowed to have it, depending on who your store manager is
      luhFella 24 jul
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    • At the one I worked at we just putt it in the fridge in the back, wasn't allowed to throw it out cause my manager didn't want the bread count to be off
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    • Can somebody sub to me? im not selling nudes or anything i just like this community
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    • S U C C the condiments back into they bottles
      JBridge 23 jul
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    • I literally went to a Subway today where exactly this happened. I walk in to a dude storming out of the building because some lady was taking too long trying to argue to give her the sandwich for free since they were just gonna throw it out anyways. The employees even called the store owner
      L1ght7 24 jul
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    • Savage.
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    • I’d ask how tf did you untoast it
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    • One time I went in and was expecting to use Apple Pay (as I always do) but their machine was down and I didn’t notice till I got my sandwich made. Long story short the lady was really nice and just gave me the sub. 10/10 experience and I felt awful
      TrevRev 24 jul
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    • What’s your favorite subway sandwich
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    • The 2 for 10 is honestly the greatest deal ever. Most of my sandwiches were like 7-8 bucks, for 2 bucks more I can get a whole ass sandwich? Sign my ass up
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    • They don’t disassemble it, they just say “sorry, I can’t give you this” and put it under the counter. Usually they eat it later.
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    • I've totally done that to someone. I'm like, bitch take yo broke ass to McDonald's
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    • "Auto bots.. Roll out!"
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    • Once I was missing about 10 cents to pay for my sandwich and the hoe ass cashier was giving me a hard time about it but luckily I kind stranger gave me some of their change
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    • Pain
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    • I wonder if anyone has ever just fucking broke into subway and stole all of the ingredients like lettuce and the different kinds of meats and breads and held them at gunpoint for it
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    • Wish I could get in the untoaster
      steel10k 23 jul
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    • Jump over the counter and re-assemble that shit. Paid for or not that's CUSTOM
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    • Watch Halo Infinite gameplay
      Famberine 23 jul
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    • Check out my femboy pics on my acc, lmk what you think
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    • I would say I don't, let them disassemble it, then "find" another dollar once they're all done so they've gotta do it again
      Isogod 28 jul
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    • Nah man we just keep that shit for ourselves and mark it as “waste”, then we get our employee meal as well. I worked in a food court so I’d trade my employee meal with the Five Guys next door. Shit was great.
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    • No the employees just eat it or toss it.
      cabbage_ 27 jul
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    • $12 for a sandwich is fuckin expensive my dude.
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    • Let me just suck up all the mayonnaise I just put on
      DEAD_P00L 27 jul
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    • I got a footlong for free one time cause they're card machine was broke and I didn't have cash
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    • Yep, former sandwich artist. We eat those
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    • Un toaster
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    • Then they break out the un-toaster
      pakrat271 26 jul
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    • If I was a Subway employee, I would take the sandwich and tell the manager that I'm taking my break. If I'm not getting paid for it then I'm gonna eat it.
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    • Avengers... disassemble. We can’t afford this.
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    • Why the hell you ordering shit knowing you ain’t got the monsy
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    • One
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    • How many times do I have to see this meme when I log into iFunny?
      Westeros 26 jul
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    • Untoast my flatbread
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    • Ifunny been making me laugh tonight ngl
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    • What the hell, I just saw this meme
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    • Imagine having that emoji shit in your name to promote shit rap music
      Coarl 26 jul
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    • I just saw this?
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    • They just eat them
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    • When i used to work at sonic sometimes people have problems with paying. We either trash it or eat it but since i fucking hate sonic and the food will probably go to waste I just slip it to them for free
      milhause 26 jul
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    • How can u be that broke
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    • They more than likely would just give it to you if you dont look like a crack head
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    • Good luck un-toasting my bread
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    • I had a coupon and it was for a free 6inch and I had like $2 so I tried to use it and she’s like “this doesn’t work here”. And I was like “oh okay I can’t afford it I’ll just buy a drink”. And she checked me out and then just slid the sub to me.
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    • Who can’t spare $6 for a lunch?
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    • “Sorry chief, but bring back an Abe Lincoln and I can hook it up for yuh”
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    • This is actually a nightmare I have had several times l.
      BroDiZl 25 jul
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    • I was at a subway once and one of the workers rang up my sandwich and I got a foot-long, which came out to about $8.50 or so. And I said I miss the days when a five dollar footlong was actually $5. And this dumb bitch actually said, “Subway has never had a foot long for $5” actually couldn’t believe
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    • Happened to me
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    • Nah they’ll eat it
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    • Put the vinegar right back in the bottle
      RiceARoni 25 jul
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    • Why does the garbage get the food, he didn't pay for it either.
      Truth_ 25 jul
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    • Ive had my card declined on subway before, the worker gave me the "Bruh your card declined on $4" look and said "Shit, just take it bro."
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    • Just unsqueeze the Mayo
      zaymel 25 jul
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    • The disrespect
      Hangagud 25 jul
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    • If someone had their card declined or ended up not having enough cash, id just not ring it up and give it to them anyways. We cant reuse anything, have to throw it all away. Kinda pointless to not let someone eat, and throw away they food
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    • that cold stone guy on tik tok
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    • “Transformers, disassemble!”
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