Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
AnnieDoodly AnnieDoodly
24 sep 2020
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
que C--)
QUo gêi ta ne
rockyadams rockyadams
25 sep 2020
que C--) QUo gêi ta ne
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
When your kids school calls and suggests special ed but you have been doing their homework for them
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
21 nov 2020
When your kids school calls and suggests special ed but you have been doing their homework for them
Packing light this trip, only the
essensials.
ChittyChittyBangMe ChittyChittyBangMe
26 sep 2020
Packing light this trip, only the essensials.
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
TikToks TikToks
20 sep 2020
What my black cat thinks he looks like:
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.
But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Blaze Blaze
5 mar
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla