Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber*
Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan*
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
Mand0 Mand0
18 dec 2020
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber* Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan* YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
his profile picture.
stuffIfindFunny stuffIfindFunny
23 sep 2020
his profile picture.
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me:
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane:
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
THE BIBLE WASNT LYING
@chad. gone
THAT GODS BLINDING LOVE AND SS.
FORGIVENESS CAN SAVE ANY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN MISGUIDED IN LIFE
BasedOperator BasedOperator
9 apr
THE BIBLE WASNT LYING @chad. gone THAT GODS BLINDING LOVE AND SS. FORGIVENESS CAN SAVE ANY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN MISGUIDED IN LIFE
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes
Me:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
11 mar
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes Me:
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Texan bees in the spring
GE
Texan bees in the spring GE
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION
Up
Demeanor Demeanor
30 sep 2020
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION Up
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
hamsters when u lift their little igloo
alwyn
NiceTryAlwyn
If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
hamsters when u lift their little igloo alwyn NiceTryAlwyn If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS
YOU'RE IN ONE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS YOU'RE IN ONE
YOUR tire cat
TheBolshevik TheBolshevik
22 sep 2020
YOUR tire cat
Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.