• Imagine it's 2526 and you're a young adult
civilian in the Halo Universe who's living in
comfort and security back on Earth.
The Covenant has just become common
knowledge and Outer Colonies are falling
like dominoes in the face of this threat.
Be honest; would you enlist in the UNSC and
go fight the alien invasion on worlds that you
would have never thought about before?
Or, would you be content in the belief that
the UNSC could handle it without you and
that the fight would never reach Earth?
Maybe you'd wait until the Covenant found
the Inner Colonies before you joined up?
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    • Shit man, I'd join even if the covies weren't common knowledge
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    • I’d dangle my parents in front of them first, so could join the Spartan III program.
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    • I would have joined the Navy long before the covenant threat showed up
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    • Sign me up as an ODST.
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    • I'd probably enlist as soon as they took Reach
      xXJackXx 6 apr
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    • I probably wouldn't join at first. I'd probably assume something along the lines of "the outer colonies are probably falling because they just spent several years destroying all the UNSC's defenses with their insurrection. Serves them right." That sentiment would definitely change after Reach falls.
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    • I'd just sit and laugh at the autistic Covie Destroyer design.
      RDJ9942 6 apr
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    • Nah, I'd probably go into the factories that make the bombs
      Grog180 6 apr
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    • Not sure. I would at least try and offer some service to aid in the war effort. But as for joining, I can't say.
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    • Well yeah. Fuck xenos
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    • I'd like to say I would enlist early on but who knows
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    • It seems like I really wouldn’t have a choice. It all depends on how old I was at the time. 15-16, ship me off the the UNSC. Knowing what happens next, I’d try to get into ONI, yeah, they’re super shady but that’s where I feel I could survive the longest as long as I kept my head down and as far
      Pack24 6 apr
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    • I’d go join the ODSTs in a heartbeat covenant war or not. I would say spartan program but that wasn’t an option for most people.
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    • The Covenant are on Reach, and you’re laughing?
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    • I'd join an officer's academy and try to get my own ship and go full Captain Cutter
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    • I'd probably get ahold of my own weapons and ship and stuff, then go find one of their world's first just because I could. Then I'd learn of the flood and ditch the place entirely. Bc space zombies.... Fck that.
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    • Considering I've joined the military now, yes. I would join in a heartbeat. Truth be told, if it was possible, I would volunteer for the spartan program, if I qualified.
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    • I’d go.
      _IS7_ 6 apr
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    • Actually did they know how bad the covvies were yet?
      Hazzi 6 apr
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    • Question would I get better healthcare then I do now if yes I can join if no I can't
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    • I would have been prepping for naval academy my entire life bruh
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    • Lets be honest here bro more than half of these soy boys were saying that we were gonna start ww3 with Iran a few months ago and we’re literally losing their shit. Almost none of these fools would enlist in anything but their moms milkers.
      mad123 6 apr
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    • I’d say humanity is fucked and give up
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    • Gotta be honest, I've never been interested in the military, and the Covenant probably wouldn't change that.
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    • Probably like in real life i would find that life of a marine would not be for me and look towards enlisting in the local planetary defense force
      Arostada 6 apr
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    • If my life is similar to now, I'd already be in
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    • Everybody in the comments gangsta until oni sends them on a mission to go into a flood infested ship
      Didact 6 apr
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    • I’d probably enlist after the fall of reach I feel like after reach fell even the most stubborn of humanity realized how fucked we were
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    • Yea if I’m being honest I wouldn’t enlist unless it really looked like humanity was doomed and needed all the help it could get
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    • I'd likely have been a civilian contractor or a member of ONI since I'm much more of a tech/science person than a physical person.
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