• Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur
and your mom was a Mermaid and you
got the human half of both and now
you're just
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    • But ur bro is a horse fish
      KidSquid 1 jul
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    • I thought it was guna b a MinuteMaid joke
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    • But you can breathe underwater. Talk to all fish and all cattle like animals like buffalo, cows etc
      Firerius 3 jul
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    • But you’re also yoked as fuck and can breathe underwater
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    • I thought it said centaur and I was like “but they both have the top half human”. Nvm I’m retarded
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    • That would be the biggest disappointment ever, big like dinosaur
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    • Both of those have animal tops to them, where does the human bottom come from?
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    • Nah, you LOOK like a normal human, but you’re an excellent swimmer, extremely strong, have an ridiculously good memory and sense of direction and can breathe underwater. That’d be cool.
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    • Human just with that fat fucking bull cock
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    • Footage 3 jul
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    • Now wouldn't that be some avatar type shit
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    • So a sea horse....?
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    • y’all remember the movie the thirteenth year on disney channel ?
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    • when you get the worst traits of both parents and they constantly ask why you don’t have any hobbies
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    • Depending on the depiction you’re going off of most Minotaur are depicted as having the bottom half and head of a bull, with a man’s torso. Neither being has human legs so it’s incredibly unlikely to produce a normal person. However they could make a satyr
      NJBane 3 jul
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    • i’d much rather be human than half bull half fucking fish.
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    • Ah yes, four arms two heads and two torsos, that’s it.
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    • where would the human lower half come from? a minotaur only has a human torso and mermaids only have human upper bodies...
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    • Bullfish
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    • And your brother’s a seahorse
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    • Except no one gets the top half of one parent and the bottom half of the other. At least I hope there’s no one like that.
      _Whatup_ 3 jul
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    • That would make u MINOT-MAID!!!!!
      BigMamou 5 jul
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    • At least I get to brag about my parents. Plus dad can handle school bullies
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    • When your moms fat but she’s a mermaid
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    • But how would they f#@k?
      lynnsan 3 jul
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    • Mertaur vs Minomaid
      Urbanxx 3 jul
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    • You'd still be horny though
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    • Thats how I feel my mom is a doctor and my dad is an engineer and I'm just sitting here on i funny
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    • Minomaid
      Cornbred 4 jul
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    • Or you’ll be a Mernotaur
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    • I’d be happy with just getting the horse dick
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    • So a Capricorn ♑
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    • Imagine if your mom was a fish, and your dad is a fish, and now you’re just some fish
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    • So where’d the human legs come from?
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    • That would honestly explain a lot
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    • This needs to be a show
      KOmedic 3 jul
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    • But since both have an animalistic lower half, you would only have 2 torso and head parts, so you'd have no legs
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    • Yeah but you’d have the recessive genes so you could give birth to a Minotaur or a mermaid
      iiMeme 4 jul
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    • If your mom is a mermaid does she give birth through her tail or lay you down as an egg
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    • Buffalo man fucks fish vagina
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    • A sexy muscular man because both genes create the perfect human
      chopstew 3 jul
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    • how to mermaids fuck
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    • Horse fish is hippocampus
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    • Mermaid has a human top, but a Minotaur has a human torso? Mommy be cheating with somebody with legs.
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    • So you’re.. a seahorse?
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    • Ok ok but like mermaids dont got legs so where is their pussy at
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • Some guy with gaping muscles
      DanCaf 4 jul
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    • Who are you and why do you know me so well?
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    • Well you might be able to breath underwater...might
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    • He does realize that both the human parts are top halves right?
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    • Then I will fulfill the role of my ancestors and slay those beasts!
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    • Punnet Squares
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      Cumreo 3 jul
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    • Horse cock
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    • Neither have human legs you idiot!
      ajbug 5 jul
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    • Brought to you by the makers of two brothers, this is one man, one man that runs with Minotaurs and swims with mermaids except he can’t run and he also can’t breathe underwater because he is one man.
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    • So a cow fucked a fish. And a human pooped out.
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    • Don’t Minotaurs have shredded bodies tho?
      Peck 3 jul
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    • With a fish dick lmao
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    • What is you got the other half of both
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    • If my mom was a mermaid I'd be father😩
      Aacid 3 jul
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    • A Minotaur doesn’t have human legs tho, it’s a bull furry. Where do you get the human legs from?
      _Chaos_ 3 jul
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    • Both human parts are the upper half though
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    • Imagine just getting the human part from the waist down
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    • Or part fish part horse but your horse legs can't swim and you fish head can't breathe out of water
      N4rrator 3 jul
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    • The Minotaur only had the head of a bull and the body of a man. Not 50/50
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    • You can talk to water buffalo
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    • But you can talk to horses and fish and also have a massive cock so it's cool
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    • A pretty face with some JACKED legs
      NoBitt 3 jul
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    • I made a dnd character a while ago that was half centaur half Minotaur but looked like a normal human and just bitter that he was a minority but treated like a regular human by everyone
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    • Hairy mermaid
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    • And your brother would be a bull-shark literally
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    • Anyone else think lamias are hot.(mermaids too)
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    • Mermataur
      BlkBon 6 jul
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    • That sounds like an anime
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    • Wasn’t there literally a comic with the context to this just featured?
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    • Anyone seen the comic to this?
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    • Hes a W A T E R H O R S E bro
      MEME_IRL 6 jul
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    • I bet that would make a great B list anime.
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    • I think you’d get strength, hooves, and hair from the minotaur and gills, Weber fingers, and speed from the mermaid
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    • So was this the inspiration for that reddit comic post a while back or is this just some cuck who stole another’s joke?
      pisser 6 jul
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    • That was a feature not to long ago
      Rismarck 6 jul
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    • He becomes “MinuteMaid”, ehhh?
      Ob53rv3r 6 jul
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    • This was taken from a comic
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    • I like how someone on Reddit watermarked something they didn’t make
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    • You'd have minotaur strength and mermaids ability to breathe underwater
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    • Sauce: Minotaur fucks mermaid raw
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    • The other outcome would be a Bullshark
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    • I liked this better as a comic
      Crablord 5 jul
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    • Majestic asf
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    • And then you have a brother that's half mermaid minotaur
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    • So if you got the animal half of both are you like a manatee
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    • Minotaur is half bull half human , mermaid is half fish half human. Kid got human halves of each being , boom , out pops normal human. People sitting here trying to say "where did the human legs come in". They came in when whatever human humped and impregnated either the bull or the fish.
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    • Almost
      toskinny 5 jul
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    • I just saw the comic for this post, wtf
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    • Just a normal guy with a horse cock, not sorry
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