• Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
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    • Im so ugly id probably look better after a couple concrete kisses.
      Nickels 30 sep
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    • That is a pretty bad gash. Definately need stitches
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    • Means a sexy scar
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    • Brings new meaning to “I’d smash”. The old meaning applies too. I’d fuck that bloody mess
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    • Couldn't be me.... I'm always ugly...
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    • Shoshauna Routley if anyone was wondering
      Criss97 10 oct
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    • No racecar zombie gf, why live
      Wutes0005 30 sep
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    • handsome squidward
      kritinoon 30 sep
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    • Is this like a racing sport or something? Asking because of the sponsorships
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    • I know what you mean, no matter how many time i beat up my girlfriend she still looks hot even though her tears mess up her makeup.
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    • Tough women are like, the best thing lol
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    • Bones heal. Pain is temporary. Scars look good.
      Goldjaw 30 sep
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    • Who is this anyway
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    • Great is the word you are looking for
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    • Give her an ax and a shield she'll be my Viking goddess
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    • What motorsport
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    • Lol I could get my face bashed in and still be ugly but... cool
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    • Damn who is she
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    • Ouchie... Id put a band aid on it and give it a lil smooch
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    • Look where the doctor's eyes are facing her breasts not even her face...smh
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    • What sport is this?
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    • Is this a question within a statement? What's the expected answer?
      NEZUK0 10 oct
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    • That is a really big gash
      Cosmicshu 10 oct
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    • Hulk Smash?
      Morgan 10 oct
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    • I'd smash
      Morgan 10 oct
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    • It’s just da horny
      your_dadd 30 sep
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    • Racecar zombie mommy GF CAN GET IT!
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    • Smashing my face one the ground might be a improvement really
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    • Imagine being so ugly that you could smash your face into the ground and look better.
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    • Imagine It?
      4Pep 10 oct
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    • Eh.... beauty is subjective
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    • The original blush
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    • Ngl looks hotter with the dirt on her cheek
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    • Made her even hotter
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    • Oh hell no, she looks just like my aunt😵
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    • Great, a new hole for me to fuck
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    • Does... does getting a scratch turn a 10 into a 4 or are you just retarded?
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    • The ultimate dishwashing machine. Yes she is
      Shout 30 sep
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    • Damn dude, you ok? Probably got a concussion to.
      SgtJoker 10 oct
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    • Looks like a wounded little angel makes me sad in a weird way
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    • Id tap it
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    • She really pulled a squidward.
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    • DAMMIT!
      Kawtoom 10 oct
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    • "The ultimate "_______" machine" wrong answers only
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    • id fuck
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    • Also helps when you're not fat
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    • why is this a question?
      Mattjew 10 oct
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    • Maybe my standards are too high, but I really don't find her that attractive..
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    • Damn handsome squidward vibes
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    • Sounds like my gf. She be SMOKIN
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    • I don't have to imagine I already am
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    • It looks like a movie or TV show
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    • .
      tacojesus 10 oct
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    • She isn't even that hot though
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    • Where are the totties
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    • Bitch from twilight
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    • I'm sorry I can't be her
      juji98 10 oct
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    • She's definitely can take the pain👍🤙😎
      tman00 10 oct
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    • She's a cyclist
      TARaptor 10 oct
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    • What horny bastard sexualized this 😂
      Gxblin 10 oct
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    • Not that hot tbh. Btw blood doesnt make you less hot. This meme makes absolutely no sense and it's not even funny.
      ClayGoeke 10 oct
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    • Man's looking down...
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    • yall niggas need to go outside
      Stankleaf 10 oct
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    • Is that a NASCAR zombie?
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    • She's ugly though
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    • 2014 repost?
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    • The good life😎
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    • Could it make me un-ugly
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    • I'd call her average
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    • That girl's not even hot though?
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    • Imagine being...
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    • Joan of Arc lookin
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    • Nope
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    • She not hot
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    • Who and what sport?
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    • Gotta love a beat up girl
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    • I knew a girl with a scar on her face. She still loooked beautiful and badass too
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    • Queue the handsome Squidward memes
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    • Man looking right where her tits would be
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    • Big dot
      vexare27 10 oct
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    • She looks like hiccups mom
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    • Damn was she okay
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    • She kinda lookin like Nicolas Cage tho..
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    • When British people say "bloody" they mean the female period.
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    • Never mind that what's he looking at
      Llama_Q 10 oct
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    • She looks like handsome squidward
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    • Not that I wouldn't be......but he's staring at her tits! And speaking of tits.......It's breast cancer awareness month! Let's save TaTa's!
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    • Gorgeous
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    • He not lying tho she fine as fuck
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    • She just looks like a britain's bitch
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    • Ultimate driving machine
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    • Is she okay now?
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    • Imagine being so shallow you wouldn't find someone attractive if they got in an accident
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    • She's cute, but it's the cleavage
      Tahu 10 oct
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    • Really looks like it burns tho
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    • Can relate 😌
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    • Mmmmmk... "Mr. Mackey"
      Cisz0r 10 oct
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    • Tbh it's entertaining watching the difference between men's and women's football (soccer) men get touched and fall to the floor crying, the women reset their broken noses blow some blood and crack on playing. Hard mfs
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