Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
ZeroTwo___ ZeroTwo___
9 feb
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?
like Star Wars for the plot!
es. sHes
ASTRAAL VAO,
THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
like Star Wars for the plot! es. sHes ASTRAAL VAO, THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM
Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it.
"Fragile Mesaulinrty'
Artist Unknown
balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall
"a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
ShrineofAzura ShrineofAzura
26 sep 2020
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it. "Fragile Mesaulinrty' Artist Unknown balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall "a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
NEWS
Woman's head
DOUBLES in size after
horrific allergic reaction to common hair dye
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
eyes eyes
5 oct 2020
NEWS Woman's head DOUBLES in size after horrific allergic reaction to common hair dye SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
We love them now,
But they were the ones who saw us grow
Cheechy Cheechy
26 sep 2020
We love them now, But they were the ones who saw us grow
Memes Problems from
3 years ago
Me
SirJohn SirJohn
10 nov 2020
Memes Problems from 3 years ago Me
Sorry boys
ELLE COM
It Turns Out, Women Are Actually Better Drivers
Than Men
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Does she knows she's in the backseat in the photo?
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Sorry boys ELLE COM It Turns Out, Women Are Actually Better Drivers Than Men 5others Comments Share Like Comment Share Does she knows she's in the backseat in the photo?
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.