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    • Imagine being 130 pounds or higher and calling yourself a woman LMAO go get your shoulder pads and huddle up linebacker
      Gurgy 3 mar
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    • Why is a dog posting that, and why did that guy cum in a dog's mouth?
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    • Men cannot control their height bitches can control their weight shut the fuck up falesha.
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    • If men under 6’0 are considered midgets then women over 120 lbs are considered whales
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    • Some women really out there thinking height got anything to do with being a man, a real man respects others, provides for, and protects his family, height got nothing to do with that
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    • Her account got fucked btw
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    • bigblu42 3 mar
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    • Some girls be insulting dudes for not being able to control their genetics but then get offended when someone mentions body fat, which can (in most cases) actually be controlled.
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    • For all men-no FOR ALL MY KINGS. YOU ARE SPECIAL, YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT DAY, DONT LET WOMEN DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL(no homo)
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    • Imagine being 5'11 or taller calling yourself a man lmao go grab the rebound shaq
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    • I'm a 6' woman and I do not judge by height because I don't want my height judged.
      redmetal 3 mar
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    • I feel so bad for "short" guys. These jokes suck. Stop being a bitch & date/fuck someone who clicks with you, stop judging by height & all that. Sincerely, a woman that doesn't give a shit about height.
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    • Imagine being so hypocritical that you harass men about their height but get offended when a guy prefers a woman not to be overweight
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    • I’m a six foot tall woman with a man much shorter than me. Height don’t matter
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    • Girls: I want a man who’s 6’0 foot, ripped and works out everyday, has a lot of money, is sexy, has a 8 inch dick.... Guys: I want a girl who treats me right. Girls: OH MY GOD UR STANDARDS ARE TO HIGH WE CANT ALL BE PERFECT U SEXIST PIG!!!!
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    • But I'm 5'6 guess I'm never getting pussy
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    • Imagine being over 200lbs and thinking your hot.
      000019 3 mar
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    • 5’4” fully grown man. Sucks being judged for something you can’t control lol
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    • I bet if Kevin Hart walked up to her she'd have no problem getting on her knees for that $
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    • I’m 6’1” with a small cock careful what you wish for ladies. If your a short dude with a hanger no women is going to care about your height. But if your short with a small cock....sorry but you might need to have a big bank account because bitches are bitches.
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    • Napoleon was 5'7" and fucked tons on countries, all you bitches need to chill or us short men might crush your economic being.
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    • That person brings shame to that profile pic
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    • Imagine being such a whore that you think a guy has to be a certain height to be a man even when you're 4'8 or shorter
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    • Why do girls like guys that are like 25'11 like bitch you're 3'4 calm down.
      Videl 3 mar
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    • Lol I hope guys don’t think us woman are all like that, I don’t care about anyone else’s height except my own I’m scared of getting taller than 5’9 and I’m fat so yeah lmao
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    • A buddy of mine is 5’7 and he was a Marine, did tours in Afghanistan and Iraq. He did things most men have nightmares about. He’s not a man?
      Matt_Man 3 mar
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    • Since there's a height filter for men, why isn't there a weight/height ratio filter for women?
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    • LMFAOOOO! Her account got suspended!
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    • It’s fine to have preferences everyone does I like fit girls with big tits that’s just how I am that don’t mean fat bitches ain’t shit it just mean I don’t like you that way move on to the next nigga you like and see if he does that’s how dating is man
      ufunny10 3 mar
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    • This is why i support domestic abuse
      epicgmer 3 mar
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    • Like... yeah I can totally choose my fucking height Laquisha! Bitch fuck off.
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    • I'm 5'5" and physically can't get any taller, its not my fault. But i do wish girls wanted someone shorter than them, bc it sucks seeing all these 6'2" girls want a taller guy
      EmoNeo 3 mar
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    • 5'7 gang
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    • Women aren’t worth the time anymore. Focus on the career. Fly planes, buy a boat, go to a racetrack, enjoy life.
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    • id knock the bitch out. Might be 5'6 but lets see how you like this uppercut nigga
      Jaxonium 3 mar
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    • Imagine being a human smh.
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    • To all the short people out there, I feel for you guys, get out there and find a girl who doesn't have the height personality
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    • Im 0'0 im a man
      lunger2 3 mar
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    • I'm 5'5" and I'm a man, I have a baby face but I'm a m a n
      Beanage 3 mar
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    • The girls saying this shit are like 4’11”
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    • I'm a 5'9 girl. Dated a 5'6 guy, broke up bc we were both immature, dated a 6'1 guy, broke up bc he was a fucking asshole that uses everyone, went back to 5'6 guy, been with him almost 10 years lmaooo
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    • Lmao, woman out here trying to justify them being a fatass unhealthy slob (which can be solved through working out) by starting these body acceptance movements. But at the same time they wanna make fun of short guys and guys with little dicks (both things that you cant control)
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    • God FR tho imagine being this insecure
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    • If a woman thinks that height is wat really makes a man then she obviously isn’t mature enough to have a man
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    • I don’t know why all these short ass girls saying 5’9 is to short like all of them are 5’2 and can’t see over the steering wheel without a car seat
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    • Your over 150 and u call urself a woman let me get my elaphant gun
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    • I’m a man
      falt 3 mar
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    • Most of the firefighters at my station including myself are between 5’7” and 5’11”. We’ll just let you burn, because you know, we’re not men so we can’t carry your fat ass out.
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    • Imagine being so ugly your profile pic is of your dog
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    • Height honestly isn't a problem for me, guys just get uncomfortable when a girl is taller than them (the ones I've encountered)
      Emma04 3 mar
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    • A 5’7” man conquered the majority of Europe soooo
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    • Yikes. If I were to have a height requirement for boyfriends, I guess it would be that he had to be taller than me. But I’m only 5’3.
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    • I’m 5’ 9”. My 6’ 4” fiancé likes that he doesn’t have to crouch down to kiss me. What tall man wants to be with a woman relatively small enough to be his child? That’s creepy. Short girls.... there’s plenty of guys your size out there. Don’t be prejudiced against guys under 6 feet.
      d4y1i1y 3 mar
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    • GUYS GUYS GUYS! Stop worrying about your height, thanks to our Japanese friends they are furiously advancing state of the art, extremely realistic, AI sex bots that WILL make getting a girl obsolete. Soon they will have to Pursue us, ask us out on dates, and pay for it to get our attention! Facts.
      SanikK 3 mar
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    • I’m a man
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    • THAT CLAP BACK
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    • Man I’m 5’9 and if only I was 3 inches taller I’d be slaying all kinds of pussy right now
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    • I love that the names arent blurred. Lets trash the right
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    • Girls think Like this, then get mad when a guy doesn’t wanna date them cause they’re fat
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    • I'm 5 11. I just need one more inch. I'm this close to greatness.
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    • Am I like the only bitch that doesn't care if the guy is 6 foot like it actually doesn't fucking matter.
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    • Imagine being tall and thinking you're superior because of it and then getting shot without warning because you made the wrong short person mad
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    • Imagine making a man feel worthless over something he can't control
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    • she whispered in your ear and said "im a man"
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    • Short men > tall men
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    • Where are my 6 foot + squad at?
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    • 5'8" gang, where my homies at?
      lumpyxxl 3 mar
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    • Nowadays ugly fat women think theyre hot cause every desperate guy hits em up on social media lol
      MrChow 3 mar
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    • Just flip it on them. Wait, you're over 5'4? LMAO ok bro.
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    • Weight doesn’t tell much body fat % is where you really want to look.
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    • Imagine having tits smaller than d's, HA! Go piss in a urinal sir.
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    • My man is 5'6 and I have watched him whoop some serious ass of two guys hella bigger than him. Can't let small be a weakness when you grow up in the ghetto of Compton.
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    • Imagine being more than 140lbs and still calling yourself a woman. Go back to the ocean, you whale.
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    • Women like this actually are annoying
      Lyrixx 3 mar
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    • Maybe we should start asking how much they weight
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    • only thing that pisses me off is when short girls date short guys and STILL mention his height to other people as a flaw. EVEN WHILE THEY ARE DATING THEM. WHILEEEEEE THEY ARE DATING THEM
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    • Imagine being over 130 lbs and calling yourself a woman like go back to the river ya fucking hippo
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    • Ay where’s my high chair and din din N I G G A
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    • People cant control their height lmao
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    • Leave Kevin Hart alone!
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    • Since she probably thinks she's all for "equality", then imagine being 5'9 or shorter and calling yourself a woman
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    • 5'7" niggas Unite
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    • Imagine having small tits and ass and calling yourself a woman.
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    • She whispers in your ear “I’m a man”
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    • I love how bitched will make fun of guys for their height or dick size as if its our choice but will have the audacity to say "I'm big boned" ok moby dick
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    • But when I don't like a woman's weight, which she CAN control, I'm a bigot.
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    • Thots shouldn't talk
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    • I'm 5'9 and have an M16 that kills terrorists what do you got a 6 foot tall ego that only your mom likes
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    • I never understood how women hate on short dudes so much. They have no control over how tall they are fuck off.
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    • Hight doesn’t make you a man
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    • Imagine being over 160 lbs and calling yourself a woman 😂 go back to the ocean free willy
      iBeast 4 mar
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    • Girls think 5'9 is short when they are only 5'4
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    • When she 4’10 and ask for a man 6’2 or higher. What she wanna have him do, have him kneel down or pick her up to make sure she doesn’t face plant into his dick whenever they hug or something like that
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    • You cant control height but you can control weight
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    • So 6ft and 4 inch pencil dick is better then 5 foot 7 and 7 inch dick? That's just like saying a female that is 120 lbs, but can't suck dick worth shit is better then a female that is thicc, but makes your head spin like the exercist while sucking your dick.
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    • 5’8 is perfect height cuz its 4’20
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    • 5'7" gang, lets bam together and bust some kneecaps
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