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    • They always make not going to college sound like a death sentence
      Vinnoe 3 may
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    • Never knew how much they made till a kid I knew in high school told me his dad was making like some $60,000+ being a garbage man. Like shit, janitors at the BART stations in San Fran make $150k+ because of the OT they put in.
      xNebula 8 may
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    • Going to college just opens more doors for you than a trade or a high school diploma (as long as you take something applicable to real life professions). If you get a trade to be an electrician that's what you are. If you get a marketing degree there's lots you can do with it.
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    • How about your grades only being important for certain scholarships and colleges, litterally squeak by in highschool and you can still get scholarships and go to college and no one will care
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    • Thanks to teachers that said that for years and years, trades / any other job that you train specifically for, are EXTREMELY short on workers boosting salaries of new workers
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    • Garbage men make good money because it’s a job people believe they are “too good” for. College or no college all you need is marketable skills and decent budgeting and you’ll go far
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    • That's because they dont want you to know they were idiots for wasting 4 years in college to get a 35,000 dollar a year job that absolutely sucks
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    • People always shit on blue collar work and I don’t get it. I’m tin knocker and I literally made 4 grand just for last week.
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    • go to trade schools kids
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    • Bruh my uncle has been a garbage man for 20 years and makes like 90 thousand a year. He works a lot of over time and they take a ton in taxes but still God damn
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    • I had a teacher tell me “good luck making more than 24,000 dollars a year if you don’t go to college. I make 70,000. I’m a truck driver.
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    • I remember being in Kindergarten/1st Grade and we had an assignment about what we wanted to be. Naturally, most kids wanted to be doctors, astronauts, vets, etc. Me? I wanted to be a garbage man bc the trucks were cool 😎
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    • I mean yeah, in SOME towns a garbage man may make more. But if you say you'd be happy and find you're life fulfilling picking up peoples used condoms and week old pizza boxes you're a lying ass bitch.
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    • Fuck college, get a trade. People are desperate for new truck drivers, welders, and construction workers. The older trademasters are dying out.
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    • Yeah but it's less prestigious and women have been trained to want that. So if you want a wife you're better off being a struggling teacher than a middling garbage man
      Xbody 7 may
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    • Teacher is a worthless profession unless they a hot young bitch who likes to fuck 15 year olds. Then I can learn
      Damianak 6 may
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    • Teachers are some of the stupidest people you’ll ever know
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    • Union jobs are lit
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    • I have a government job and trash men still make more than me.
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    • Hmm... never thought that the job nobody wants to do gets paid more than a job that requires a 4-year degree minimum.
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    • I didn’t even graduate HS on time and I easily make double what a HS teacher makes every year.
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    • A lot of people don't realize tgar union jobs often equate to nice steady income with benefits and decent job security and a lot of those jobs can be done right out of high school, and typically have incremental pay increases the more years you put into it.
      BigPops 7 may
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    • But teachers don’t have to touch the garbage they work with...
      Ayaoshba 7 may
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    • People need to stop making college important to everyone. You don't need college unless you wanna be a doctor, lawyer, teacher, and those kinds of things. Anything else can be learned in a trade school or the internet. It. Is. Okay. To. Not. Go. To. College
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    • Wrong. Average teacher salary in the US: $45,622. Average garbage man salary in the US: $34,420. Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics. Not that there's anything wrong with being a garbage man, but thats just false information
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    • Id rather make 10$ an hour and love what i do 20$ and work as a garbage man. Nothing against those who work in that profession, its just not for me
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    • I worked as a teacher last summer and literally made double what the salary for a garbage man is - I don’t understand what the fuck this post is talking about
      yarmahos 7 may
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    • They always try to convince you that the trades are bad jobs that make you poor but in reality most trades make twice what teachers do
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    • You dont have to be a graduate of high school to be the President of the United States.
      Imboreds 7 may
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    • The garbage man is also the real OG. They are hard-working people who we never appreciate enough.
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    • They also didn't tell you that random punctuation is as annoying as the sound of a garbage truck, at 6.30 in the morning.
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    • My parents always told me that garbage men made bank and that there's nothing wrong with blue collar work
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    • They want us to conform to the system. That’s how they make their paychecks
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    • Besides the smell it really isn’t that bad, you get $40k+ a year with benefits, you get to drive a truck all day and have all traffic try and avoid you at all costs, plus you get to have all the little kids admire you all the time. So really why wouldn’t you be a garbage man, they are always hiring
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    • Well that's cuz the garbage man actually does work.
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    • I don’t care if a job pays well, I want one that I’ll be happy in
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    • Back in the day garbage men’s salaries where based on how many times you fill up the bin in other words if you work over time you could make 500$ a day
      Minimal 6 may
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    • Heres the best life strategy 1. Go to school with no more than a 65k loan, upon using that amount enlist, the military will pay your loan, then use tuition assistance to finish your bachelor's and your masters if you can, then use the gi bill for your doctorate.
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    • It's their job to lie to yous
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    • I don't get how teachers can complain about salary. You're the moron who went to college and had a plethora of options open to you and YET you took this shit. That's on you
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    • Garbage men make more and usually have private health insurance, dental insurance, life insurance and vacation time. Being a garbage man is the bomb.
      dmaczelda 12 may
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    • Jealousy
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    • Couldn’t go to college for financial reasons, now I work at ups and make much more than a teacher
      JNasty 11 may
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    • My teacher said “if you aren’t going do your work in school I hope you marry a millionaire. Because you can be a millionaire or homeless no in between.” Well I guess you’re homeless cuz you always saying how little you make.
      helple55 10 may
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    • The most important jobs are payed less and hated like garbage men and construction workers.
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    • It's always been the regressive's idea to eliminate the working class. They never mention that as a skilled laborer, you can make a great living for yourself.
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    • Well of course he makes more when your degree is in some bullshit field like gender studies
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    • We need to teach our children trade jobs make just as much if not more then doctors. My great grandfather was a plumber in LA and people on his street hated him for having just as nice a house and never needing med school. Work smart and fill the gap.
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    • Garbage men make pretty good money actually
      DobisP 8 may
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    • That's why they always bashed them. Teachers were jealous of their pay
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    • As a garbage man, I make a min of 17/hr and work about 60-80 hr a week. After taxes and overtime, it's about $3,000 a month based on my tax rate. After all expenses including savings of $600 between all my banks, I have about $700 left to fuck around with. This post is straight facts.
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    • My one teacher completely detests the school system because they don’t do a good job at giving out the information about anything other then college and in his eyes college is the low end of the stick compared to tradeschool military or apprenticeships,
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    • Old English saying... where there’s muck there’s brass. I know many garbage men who salvage stuff people throw away and make an absolute fortune.
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    • Y’all remember that scene from notorious?
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    • Exactly
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    • Basic school is just bait to get you to spend thousands for collage. They teach shit that (mostly) can’t be used practically or in a job right out the gate, and the only thing any faculty wants to talk about is how colleges will look at you. Schools don’t give a SHIT about you if you’re not going to
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    • You ever have a teacher tell you you should study an hour for a quiz and you just want to yell shut the Fuck up I have six other classes!
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    • Garbage man is a limited job. Theres a lot of teachers
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    • They also retire younger and have better overtime and benefits
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    • After college is unemployment
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    • I make 10 dollars an hour as a janitor vs. 0 dollars an hour as an intern
      atincan 7 may
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    • Today my gym teacher fell asleep on the bleachers during free time and you could see her vagina through the short leg hole. People were taking pictures and shit. Don’t get me wrong. Puss is great but I find it fucked up that people were taking photos and shit. My friend sent me like five photos.yuck
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    • Id be a garbageman if i could... most of them have full benefits... its a hard job to get into
      hellzyas 7 may
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    • I’ve been the garbage man and I can confirm this.
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    • Even funnier I had a friend who was told he was gonna work for McDonalds for the rest of his life like it was an insult worked his way up to regional manager and is now trying to get into the corporate office in Carolina
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    • Honestly school teachers have it super easy, 4 months off with Christmas and spring break and summer. 7-3 workday.
      utopia85 7 may
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    • College is a joke
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    • I mean they don’t get summers off
      BC1334 7 may
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    • While the job is very hard I do make 2 maybe 3 times what your teacher makes
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    • That's because they're liberal elitists who look down on the hard working men and women with blue-collar jobs. They consider themselves better than the garbage man
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    • Wilco kids be like: I cant sit still in a classroom for an hour so I have to take little field trips everyday at school. I'm going to find a job out of highschool that pays a lot rn for my age but less than people with college degrees and fuck my body up and get laid off 4 times
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    • Here's what you need to understand though. Some of these high paying labor jobs come with a lot of health risks and don't expect you to be making a career out of it. It's great that you got out of minimum wage, but continuously over exerting your body will cause more problems later.
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    • Eh, depends on where you live. But it's the driver that makes bank. The helpers that ride on the back of the truck that do all the heavy lifting, have crap pay.
      iKelex 6 may
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    • Someone has to do it and shouldn’t be given shit for it they play a helpful role in society
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    • The average garbage man salary is over $20,000 less than the average teacher, tf?
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    • I'm mad about that too. As a teacher I tell kids college is for some people but if everyone went to college that would be bad
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    • There’s more to a career than salary.
      JonNasty 6 may
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    • All I'm saying is, the world would be a lot different without bartenders giving grad students their 27th round.
      CXRlRed 6 may
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    • Yeah that's fake average salary for a garbage man is up to 35k vs the average starting wage for teacher is 40k average over is 55k not to mention all those breaks and summer off
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    • Garbage men are some of the most undervalued people in society. Where would we be without them? Fucking trash everywhere living in our own disease infested waste. It's actually surprisingly dangerous too.
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    • Fuck college. Join the military. Instead of putting yourself $80,000 in debt, you can make $80,000 and learn skills that will help you get a job all while traveling the world.
      Matt_Man 6 may
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    • Cant have a society filled with only white collared jobs. You need the blue collars to maintain the first world society you’ve grown so accustomed too.
      VexKun 6 may
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    • Public school is the new nazi indoctrination camps run by the liberal left. It's always the Democrat party that pushes for school funding and college education.
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    • Cause no one wants that job. It’s always the dirty jobs that make the most money
      Cornpops 6 may
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    • Tbh i wouldnt even mind being a garbage man. I wouldnt want to be one for my entire life but maybe if im ever in need of one quick
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    • Also loads of benefits and retirement plan.
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    • lol, teachers average is 49k, garbage dude average salary is 34k
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    • I used to find it amazing that every teacher once had a kid lean back too far in his chair and fall back and crack his skull and die. Then I realized that I was just taught by a bunch of fucking liars.
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    • Burned
      iRaditz 6 may
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    • Man maybe I should be a garbage man
      KimberIy 6 may
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    • I didn’t to an ounce of homework in school never got good grades c and d student mostly I went strait into the work force found my calling and now 5 years I’m making 70,000 a year. Fuck collage fuck school it’s not for everyone
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    • Well yes because if you do pay attention then the only thing you will get out of paying attention is being able to do their job and then they’re fucked
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    • Teachers get summers off and a lot of government jobs like garbage men and mail men start you off as part time for a few years only doing bitch work
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    • Like "you're not gonna walk around with a calculator in your pocket"
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    • Why does ifunny shit on teachers all the time?
      Rulford 12 may
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    • They also said geometry, sociology, and geography is important so a lot of what they said was bullshit
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    • I got 6 more months of advanced training in tech school then I’ll start making 65-70k a year
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