• im lonely in quarantine
we can just fuck an ill just leave we dont got
to chill or nothing
NO
7
u afraid u gonna catch feelings again
NO IM AFRAID UR GONNA KEY MY CAR AN
LIGHT MY CLOTHES ON FIRE IN MY FRONT
YARD AGAIN
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    • Bitches will pull some crazy shit then tell their friends "he's like obSESSed with me💅"
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    • Why are girls like this
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    • ....again?
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    • It amazes me that some women will truly go ape shit and destroy a man's possessions and then have the audacity to act like it was nothing with no future implications.
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    • Women: "no means no only when i say it"
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    • Understandable.
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    • My dude’s ex (also baby mama drama) would call or text bitching him out about dumb shit - by the end she’s be like “why are you so obsessed with me?” No, no... just worried about where our child is when you’re out stripping & snorting booger sugar
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    • I had a girlfriend call my house every hour on the hour because I broke up with her and didn’t want to get back with her. She would continue this for six months to various extremes. We were in sixth grade.
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    • Wait wait wait... again?
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    • I got an itch that this is a b*tch
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    • The girl:
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    • This fat chick kept sending me nudes and inviting me over, i politely declined numerous times.. then she made rumours about me being a creep to her, ruined my relationships with a few coworkers, and she even blocked me on social media to make posts about me. It was retarded. I was never mean to her
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    • People still use kik?
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    • When I was a senior I had a gf who wanted to take my first time but I told her I was saving for marriage. Was chillin at her house one day and she said she was gunna get me a Dr Pepper and was taking to long. I went to church on her and she was stirring the DP and when I told her to take a drink 1/2
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    • The way it’s all caps reminds me of squeezy jibbs
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    • Hold the fuck up AGAIN?
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    • You’re all saying it’s a girl but I had this exact fucking thing happen with my ex who was a guy
      lexushi 26 jul
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    • Why everyone assuming it’s a girl men do crazy shit too sexist asses
      Aria22 25 jul
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    • This is funny cos a shit ton of guys can relate!
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    • Wait which one is the girl
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    • Being a girl disappoints me sometimes. Then again guys have their very.. special.. motives as well. I’m ready to switch to tree
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    • I have elected to believe that this is fake because nobody i know says “an” instead of “and” and i find it hard to believe that there would be two people who say it in one meme. Plus she wouldnt have continued talking to him after the first no. Argue with me
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    • What's fucking without the emotional intimacy?
      thagabe 25 jul
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    • Just saying I'm a girl and I'm not the one texting my exes to hook up lol. Nor have I ever keyed a car...or gotten my car keyed. Maybe I'm just boring. 😂
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    • What the hell happened here??
      DRHAWK 26 jul
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    • Fake chatting app
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    • Both sexes do crazy ass shit. Not one gender is above the other.
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    • And people say being a virgin and single is a bad thing
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    • damn that fucking sucks she did that too you bro drop her addy so i can tell her off king
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    • Friends "gf" fucked one of his friends when he wasnt there and is now claiming r4pe. fuck people.
      lleH 28 jul
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    • It is funny, nowhere does it say who is a man or a woman but iFunny is just sexist as always
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    • This is when its ok to beat women
      MDAWG00 25 jul
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    • Woah I’m early...only 7 comments ??
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    • Just broke up with my gf, and she just won't leave me tf alone. I keep telling her over and over I just want to be by myself and I don't want to be friends. She really said I need to stop doing this for myself and think about what she wants too, like no bitch, breaking up isn't a group effort.
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    • ITS SQUEEZY JIBS
      Kekdall 25 jul
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    • Idk why but this feels like the india guy
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    • But like... nowhere does it indicate that either one is a chick? Not saying it’s two dudes but I’d believe that crazy shit is a dude any day
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    • One of my friends ex keyed the hell out of his car after it had gotten a new paint job because she thought he was cheating with a girl after seeing him in a birthday party.... his sisters birthday party
      Echrono 25 jul
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    • Install a security camera
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    • Is this Skweezy Jibbs?
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    • My sister did this shit after she accused her bf of cheating, turns out she's the one who cheated.
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    • My ex threw my laptop out of the second story window onto the cement walkway, keyed “fuck you” onto the hood and sides of my car, and burned a lot of my clothes. She also tried to stab me multiple times. But she fucked like a champ before we broke up and after we broke up. 😂 crazy bitch.
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    • In my opinion, exes don't deserve second chances, period.
      Leo777654 25 jul
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    • If you want a quick fuck, go on Tinder or to a bar. Leave the ones who cared about you at one time alone
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    • Sorry but I’ve never heard a story of a guy keying a girl’s car but I’ve heard several of a girl keying a guy’s car so I know who’s who here.
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    • This is from skweezy jibbs, yall should follow him on instagram for more
      bruuhh 26 jul
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    • I don’t understand why people are so afraid to block people?? That’s what it’s there for. You don’t wanna talk? Blocked. That’s it.
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    • I think my ex thought i would get all emotional when we broke up. Yeah, i told him off bc he was a lying bastard, but i also didnt look back other than to tell him i still wish him well. I think that probably made him more pissed than anything.
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    • A reasonable response
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    • It's funny because women are terrible
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    • Oh, on god 😳?
      Brendon94 25 jul
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    • Wow dude so relatable
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    • I had a friend who was datin a foreign exchange student and he fell into the trap of hot as hell, without seeing if she crazy while they were smashing she wrapped his legs around him and said she wanted his babies and then she went on a rampage of cutting off his ties with our friend group cause we
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    • I had a bitch key my car and bust out my windows because she thought I was cheating. She showed me pictures of the girl i had dinner with and it was my sister. I ended up taking her to court and getting the damages paid off plus an extra 10k from that crazy bitch
      xtfitzx 26 jul
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    • Again
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    • *and
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    • good for them.
      Kasagure 25 jul
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    • Thats fucked up and a crime im pretty sure
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    • Is this SKWEEZY JIBS?
      BosunBill 25 jul
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    • I was wondering which one was the chick. Found out real fast
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    • No means no, ladies! You're all dogs
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    • Crazy chicks are not something to take any chances on.
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    • Block.
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    • The question is, who’s the boy and who’s the girl? Cuz I can easily believe either one
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    • This shows a bitch
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    • That’s his stet dad texting
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    • She is a queen. You guys leave her alone you incels. She can key any mans car and light his clothes on fire whenever she wants. INCELS!!!!!
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    • Is this that one guy that types in all caps and one time he woke up in india
      Jungler 27 jul
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    • Why y'all assuming its a girl, theres guys ive met that act like this
      Anahita_ 26 jul
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    • Y'all are fucking assuming it's a girl messaging first even though there is nothing to signify which gender is which
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    • I’m not racist or sexist to anyone except most white women. Rest of y’all get judged on merit. (I am white btw)
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    • ummm explain?
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    • Link them a dildo
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    • How do all of you know it’s a girl
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    • That went from oh boy, to oh no, to oh shit real quick.
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    • You can tell it's a guy saying no to a girl
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    • She should be arrested for that shit
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    • You should never fuck with people’s belongings like that, break up with people like a responsible person.
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    • GOD... had a -girl- not a woman. Would NOT leave. Year and a half. Threatening suicide, various other bad things. Finally my (Wife now- and forever) came . We put the beat down Together. That's when we started dating.
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    • Isn’t it funny that if a guy keyed someone’s car or lit things on fire he would go to jail, but if a woman does it she is only “expressing her emotions”
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    • Hide the good clothes and tell here you dont have a car
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    • Stay strong brother!!!! Thots pass my guy.
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    • My last ex on the dot
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    • Lol its funny that everyone assumes its the girl thats typing in white
      Waya1701 28 jul
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    • Bet he fucked her again. Guys become dummies for some pussy
      matikus 28 jul
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    • Imagine using whats app
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    • What the hell happen here
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    • I don't see any reasons to even mildly hint at either one being a specific gender.
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    • I have a feeling this is Skweezy Jibbs
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    • Again?
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    • This shii made me laugh so hard 😂😂
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    • fuck hookup culture
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    • I never understand why people don’t block people like this. First thing I did when my ex cheated on me was block her number and all social media.
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    • My ex has done nothing but post about how I was a total piece of shit and she’s so much better off fucking whoever she wants and is having the time of her life, then message me saying how she just hasn’t been the same and she’s depressed and nothing she has will ever be like us. 9yrs wasted
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    • Good. lack of tolerance for fake r4pe reports will stop that trend. Real victims are being silenced because of these cry wolf types. lleH
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    • The regular show episode about the youth spa uses turtles as a replacement for children and is a mirror image of adrenachrome farming. Watch the episode
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