• Ijust found my old diary from when I
was 9 and by god I was an idiot
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    • I had a stroke reading that
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    • Who the fuck is this illiterate as a nine year old
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    • Bitch answered himself in writing
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    • Translation: Dear diary, guess what! "What"? Today is the 4th of July! Goodbye 2007, hello 2008.
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    • Bames jond is having a stronk
      glaplante 16 jun
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    • 9? Bro you must’ve been fucking 2.
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    • Guess what "what"
      Tea_Lynn 16 jun
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    • Dear diary, guess what. "What?" Today is the 4th of July, good bye 2007, hello 2008
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    • By 9 I hope you mean 9 months old
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    • Dear 🅱️ire
      BC4L 16 jun
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    • She made the diary answer “what” back
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    • Admittedly I was the same My child brain: fireworks = new year
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    • You should not be that retarded at 9
      blues_guy 16 jun
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    • Translate: Dear diary, Guess what? "What?". Today's the 4th of July. Good bye 2007 Hello 2008
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    • Not only is she illiterate, but she thought that The 4th of July was the start of the new year.
      B_Wayne 16 jun
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    • Dear bire gess what. "What?" today is 4th of Julie! good by 2007 hello 2008!
      P3WDI3PIE 19 jun
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    • Dear diary, guess what "what" today is 4th of July. Goodbye 2007 hello 2008.
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    • Dear diary, guess what? "What?" Today is the 4th of July! Goodbye 2007, hello 2008!
      Mizar 16 jun
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    • I once put "The End" at the end of every comp notebook I found in my house but i spelt it as "D N"
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    • PlurFur 16 jun
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    • Did you fail kindergarten 4 times like bro
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    • Translation: “Dear diary, guess what!” “What?” “Today is 4th of July! Goodby 2007, hello 2008.”
      Gingey43 16 jun
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    • It looks like a five or six year old wrote this...
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    • wow she was a hyper autistic 9 year old very impressive
      Korosu 19 jun
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    • Are you sure you were 9 and not 5?
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    • She became a slut by the looks of it
      HeyStinky 17 jun
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    • The fucking 4th of JULIE😭😭
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    • Haha that's so funny just kidding no it isn't shut the fuck up
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    • I like how he replied to his own"guess what?"
      Nahian 16 jun
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    • You spelled that badly at 9? Fuck.
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    • How many of your brain cells did it take to create this monstrosity?
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    • History started on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake
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    • Fourth of July =new year
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    • They wrote this shit down, took a picture, then posted it on Twitter lmao
      ohboy 16 jun
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    • Imagine writing a fake note as an adult trying to sound cute and say "aha wrote this as a kid xdd"
      Gumn 16 jun
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    • "pear bire"
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    • Legend has it that she is still an idiot today
      IIlenium 20 jun
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    • Id fuck her stupid ass tell her theres ghost in her clothes.
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    • Guess what! “What?”
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    • Dear bire gess what! “what?” Today is 4th of Julie! Good by 2007 hello 2008
      wjames33 17 jun
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    • 9? Writing at this level ?? Lmaao, your parents and educational system failed you
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    • Who the fuck thinks the 4th of “JuLie” is New Years
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    • Jesus christ 9?!
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    • Dude i was writing essays at 9. What is this dumb shit?
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    • Did u write that with your dick
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    • At 9 people were writing papers and reading chapter books and this bitch was wearing a helmet on the short bus.
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    • If this was you at 9 years old you're a legitimate fucking retard
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    • Dear 🅱️ire
      CodKris 16 jun
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    • Dear Diary, Guess what! “What?” It’s Fourth of July. Good bye 2007, hello 2008.
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    • We’re you retarded as a 9yo
      Shiraho 16 jun
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    • Man went into a six month coma that day
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    • "what"
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    • Apparently being high allows me to read that with complete normalcy. Neat
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    • Dear bire gess what! “What?” today is 4th of Julie! good by 2007 hello 2008
      DerZon 16 jun
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    • Who was this illiterate in the fourth grade? Bella Thorne?
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    • I thought that said "Dr. Dre says what"
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    • I turned 9 in 4th grade. Tf was this guy doing?
      allijac 16 jun
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    • . . .a 9 year old should not be that fucking stupid.
      BeakerPD 16 jun
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    • You turned into a fucking whore too.
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    • Dear diary, guess what? "What?" Today is 4th of July goodbye 2007 hello 2008
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    • As an American I see no reason why Americas birthday should not be the worlds birthday too. I suggest we move New Years Eve to July 3rd
      Tmayer79 16 jun
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    • Sounds fake... no actual 9-year-old would have that many child cliches in two sentences of writing
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    • The American education system at it's finest
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    • So, I tried to translate this into human speech. Here y’all go. “Dear diary, guess what! (The diary responds with “what”) today is the Fourth of July! Goodbye 2007 hello 2008!
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    • It’s supposed to say “dear diary, guess what? “What?” Today is the 4th of July! Goodbye 2007, hello 2008!”
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    • At 9 years old that qualifies as actual mental retardation
      Lib_V2 16 jun
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    • 9?! They wrote like a damn 5 year old.
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    • Conric005 a month
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    • There are people at 19 and 29 that actually tweet and post on Instagram exactly like this. Isn’t that weird?
      Corziba 22 jun
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    • The 4th of Julie!
      sqweeno 21 jun
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    • I know I sound like an asshole saying this but in third grade I read at a 10th grade level. How do people not know how to read by the time they’re 9?
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    • The fact that she wrote “what” FOR her diary is kinda sad
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    • i used to think leap years would actually skip a year so u r good
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    • My 4 year old isnt that illiterate...
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    • 4th of julie? oh god dismemberment wasnt in the job description
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    • She was a thot too😂
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    • 4th of julie
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    • you ever look on your memories on facebook or snap and think wtf is wrong with me
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    • “What?”
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    • Bruh you were nine why was your handwriting still so bad?
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    • Congrats, you're now an idiot thot
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    • Looks like you turned into a thot as well. Pro-gamer move.
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    • She probably still dumb
      Wonderfu1 17 jun
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    • Feel free to look at the profile pic and remember who wrote this
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    • You must’ve taken the short bus
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    • 9 years of age implies you most likely were in 4th grade... and you couldnt spell a 4 letter word correctly. And you mixed up holidays? I mean shit I know you were a kid and all but jesus christ...
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    • And she’s a thot now
      Wardance 17 jun
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    • At nine I could write a fucking essay. How dumb are you? That’s third grade
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    • You were nine? What nine half years old? Wtf
      Gruenwald 17 jun
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    • then why are you adult enough to pick your gender at 3?
      sowhy 17 jun
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    • Jesus Christ, how did you make it this far
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