• I am a recruiter with the Navy
out of Greenfield. I have been
reaching out to people in the
area about the Opportunities
and Advantages the Navy can
offer you.
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    • Nah, the recruiter would simply tell him to lie at meps. Lmfao
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    • Had a recruiter at school try to talk to me and I said "Sorry, I have a felony for sexual assault" and he goes "Oh don't worry we can waive that"
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    • Simple but pretty funny
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    • Legit how my dad avoided almost being drafted. In order to avoid taking a calc test in highschool he signed up for an army recruitment exam and got excused. Apperantly he had the highest score in all of puerto rico and so a bunch of army guys came directly to his home to pick him up.
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    • They’d fit right in
      Smfept 28 jun
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    • cracksmoker420 did you join the Navy?
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    • That “alright enjoy” has me dead asf 😂
      nei290 29 jun
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    • Berm 29 jun
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    • I’m trying to join the Air Force but I have to gain 15 pounds first. I hate eating. Any tips?
      Clark_ 30 jun
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    • For anyone who remember me from the Navy Seal post a couple weeks back, I got my SEAL contract this week. I ship out in a couple months 🤙
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    • After 3 years of being in the navy, I can tell you that this person made the best possible choice by not joining.
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    • Out of all the branches, the Marine Corps was the most respectful and well-mannered. They always wore their proper dress blues and PT uniforms. The Army on the other hand showed up with Jordans and a tanktop. I think it's obvious what I chose. Go Army
      Rico1913 29 jun
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    • Yvan Eht Nioj
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    • Hey that's near me and my buddy made that joke. That might be my boy Ethan lmao
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    • Army recruiters are the most annoying. Like bro I don’t wanna fly a fucking heli. When I can join the navy and land a fighter on a moving boat
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    • 2 years ago I told a recruiter that "I feel like theres just a lot of toxic masculinity in the military" and I have not gotten a call since
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    • All recruiters do is eat hot chip and tell you lie at meps lmao
      Jutus 29 jun
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    • Y'all should seriously consider getting trained by the armed forces instead of going to uni straight out of highschool... its not right for everyone, but the benefits here in Canada at least are insane.
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    • Do military recruiters actually text random people? I had always assumed you text them first or have to find a station or some shit
      Gyro 29 jun
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    • Yoooo is this a greenfield Indiana meme???
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    • I ship out to basic training tomorrow. Wish me luck, gents.
      Remi__ 29 jun
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    • Did he just say greenfield? 🤢
      PIL0T 29 jun
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    • I would find the most cursed image I have on my phone and send it as a reply.
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    • Quoted from a YouTube ad: "up to 40k a year." Mf up to 40k, i mean damn what fucking incentive to join. What a joke
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    • One time my friend told an army recruiter to fuck off on the phone as a joke, and the army recruiter showed up at his house the next day. Shit was insane
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    • Repost fuck you fuck off
      Skgunnar 29 jun
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    • He probably thinking : and we dying for mfks like this .
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    • “Sorry Sir, I blow gator tails on the reg. I don’t plan to stop either.”
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    • First time I ever did coke or any other hard drug was in the navy. I’ll tell you a little bump goes a long way on night watch.
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    • I'm in the navy and I have not stopped smoking crack
      Gizmo 29 jun
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    • i’m taking my asvab tomarrow for the navy, tryinna be a nuke engineer with my big brain energy
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    • I’ll serve crack before I serve this country 😂
      Non_Toxic 29 jun
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    • Why do you have a contact picture for the navy
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    • Lol
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    • Just passed Meps going back up in a few weeks to pick my job
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    • Surprised he didn't say that's waiverable
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    • I wrestle and every big tournament I’ve gone to theres marine recruiters
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    • Yo greenfield Indiana?
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    • yooo i live by greenfield
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    • tfw pectus excavatum so you wont get drafted
      BobR0ss 29 jun
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    • Me: Yeah! Come by after work. Recruiter: Cool what's your address? Me: I'm in berthing 2-128-23-L Recruiter: Have a nice day shipmate.
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    • I told a recruiter that contacted me on Facebook that I was interested and he saw my old Honda that I had a picture of and followed me to my friends house that I was going to go get stoned at
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    • I’ve been dodging the career planner at my unit because I don’t want to hear about how “great the marine corps is in your second enlistment”
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    • I only smoke soup
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    • I do not intend to stop either
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    • NoT a SiNgLE LiKe
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    • Already has a pfp for the recruiter
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    • Yeah same bro I do the drugs am I the cools yet
      HoneyDewd 29 jun
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      FurryPorn 29 jun
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    • Awww yes the negotiator
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    • lilslpr 2 jul
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    • If they tried this is say you already said no because of my disability and you didn't want some guy sneezing so loud while the guy in charge is talking has to stop and ask if I'm done
      kman01 2 jul
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    • Oh my god this is my hometown.
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    • At least he didn’t call the cops on him for illegal posession
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    • As a Master-at-Arms I can confirm, I’d rather smoke crack
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    • Does anyone have that one where the guy sends the meme back to the recruiter?
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    • “Sorry my bone spurs are acting up”
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    • First time in maybe a full year this app made me laugh
      Lignam 2 jul
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    • Yo as long as you Mark no for drugs on the form we’re good fam
      krakow 2 jul
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    • Sorry you would fit in perfectly with all the marines
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    • There are these calorie drinks on amazon and pretty much every other online store (even a few in person ones) that are meant to be liquid meal replacers with a lot of calories (but liquid) no chewing, still gaining weight =)
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    • I guess smoking crack is not just a choice, but a lifestyle. Kinda like a keto diet. Enjoy lol
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    • They wouldnt let me join any military groups because i had a minor heart procedure back in 2014 but they waited to tell me that until after they harassed me and i changed my whole plan for the future to A R M Y 🙃
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    • My fantass can’t join any branches :(
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    • Understandable, have a good day.
      pelicash 1 jul
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    • Am I the only one that's bothered by the fact that he inappropriately capitalized opportunities and advantages?
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    • Sorry sir, I have a GPA above 2.0 and an IQ above 68
      roop1 1 jul
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    • You had the chance to be a fucking seal but you lost it
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    • People who say that are also the ones that made ww3 memes and saying how “ we’re going to war”
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    • OH. I'M Gay. Like Super Gay. But that's Cool now , Right? But not for military.
      OhHeem 1 jul
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    • I really want to join the navy and become a pilot. It’s been my dream now for 3 years
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    • Sorry it gots the devil's number
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    • The Marines will still take you
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    • Mix u cracks with a little lsd
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    • To any troops out there, thank you for your service
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    • If I was a recruiter this would be the best part of my day
      AceTalks 30 jun
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    • Chads smoking crack chads smoking crack
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    • Bro I fuckin live in greenfield
      yukkitero 30 jun
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    • He’s probably just sitting there a little frustrated like “lucky fucking bastard”
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    • ImCheese 30 jun
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    • I will use that as an excuse for everything now. "Sorry I smoke crack"
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    • I once got contacted by a Army Recruiter asking if I had any interest in joining the United States military. I denied, as I am already a Staff Sergeant in the Air Force with 5 years under my belt...
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